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Little Johnny

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  • 01-03-2011 11:01pm
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    Smokerkl
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭


    Little Johnny and little Mary are out and about and Mary has had her first period and is obviously a bit worried as she not sure what it is so she asks Johnny and he says sure Ill have a look for ya..She hikes her skirt up and drops her kmnicks and Johnny replies well Im no Doctor but to me it looks like someone's ripped your cock off!!!
    S..


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    chucknorris
    Registered Users Posts: 1,633 ✭✭✭chucknorris


    Smokerkl wrote: »
    Little Johnny and little Mary are out and about and Mary has had her first period and is obviously a bit worried as she not sure what it is so she asks Johnny and he says sure Ill have a look for ya..She hikes her skirt up and drops her kmnicks and Johnny replies well Im no Doctor but to me it looks like someone's ripped your cock off!!!
    S..

    classic


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    Smokerkl
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭Smokerkl


    A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.

    Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."

    "Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her ****ing appendix out!"


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    Smokerkl
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭Smokerkl


    Teacher: If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
    Johnny: Seven Sir
    Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
    Johnny: Seven
    Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?
    Johnny: Six.
    Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 rabbits , and another 2 rabbits and another 2, how many will you have?
    Johnny: Seven!!!Teacher: Where the **** do you get seven from?!?!?
    Johnny: Because I ****ing have 1 at home!!!


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