Strange things your parents say!

Assassin saphir

Was following the thread about how often do you call you parents and it got me thinking about some of the strange things parents say. Heres a few classics from mine when i lived at home!

When calling me from down the hall calling out all my siblings names before getting to mine....
Stop that crying or i'll give you something to cry about.:mad:
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face (cue smart ass comment, followed by a slap):eek:
Sit up straight (at the table) your not rowing a boat.
Your not going out dressed like that where's the rest of it:(
Call that music ,sound like rain falling in a bucket:D
Give me 3 rings when you get there.
Close them curtains you're letting all the heat out(eh we have double glazing)


Ah happy memories:o

There was loads more will think of them.

syklops

"It'll be our little secret"

El Weirdo

skittles1981 wrote: »

Was following the thread about how often do you call you parents and it got me thinking about some of the strange things parents say. Heres a few classics from mine when i lived at home!

When calling me from down the hall calling out all my siblings names before getting to mine....
Stop that crying or i'll give you something to cry about.:mad:
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face (cue smart ass comment, followed by a slap):eek:
Sit up straight (at the table) your not rowing a boat.
Your not going out dressed like that where's the rest of it:(
Call that music ,sound like rain falling in a bucket:D
Give me 3 rings when you get there.
Close them curtains you're letting all the heat out(eh we have double glazing)


Ah happy memories:o

There was loads more will think of them.

Not much strange about any of those.

AnonoBoy

"If anyone asks your grandmother is asleep and can't come to the door. Also don't play near that pile of newly disturbed earth in the back garden."

_feedback_

If you fall and break your legs, don't come running to me!

Funkfield

<breathes heavily>

"I am your father"

</breathes heavily>

IvySlayer

Funkfield wrote: »

<breathes heavily>

"I am your father"

</breathes heavily>

Sounds like your dads having an asthma attack!

Captain_Generic

"You certainly love that sock"

pickarooney

"I'll put ye out in the haggart!"

I-Shot-Jr

"I'm not your dad, go away!

syklops

<breathes heavily>

"I am your father and I think I am having an asthma attack"

</breathes heavily>

Cantona's Collars

It won't suck itself.

chillywilly

Hmm it seems a good few posters have been sexually abused

swarm.of.bees

chillywilly wrote: »

Hmm it seems a good few posters have been sexually abused

Abused is a term we see bandied about all too easy these days - I prefer to tell them they've been liberated

ball

[When making a silly face] "If someone hits you in the back of the head, you're face is gonna stay like that forever"

RichieC

Go to the shops and get milk! don't be there till you're back...

Duiske

"You could get seriously hurt doing that. If i catch you doing it again, I'll murder ya"

Duggy747

Mumsie Poo can't say onions correctly at all, she just says: "On-uns"

"If you stand too close to the TV you'll get cancer like the actor from The Incredible Hulk and the father from Little House On The Praire. That's how they got it."

kraggy

My Dad once screamed "What did I do to deserve such stupid kids?!".

Didn't really mean it, he was just stressed.

Don't look back on it sadly or angrily, my brother said something straight after that diffused my Dad's rage and even he started laughing.

My name is URL

"Don't walk on my good floors"

wtf am I supposed to do.. chimney climb down the hallway?

HUNK

"Son, I am disappoint"

Taceom

"Don't be driving that car with no petrol in it"