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Enda's phonecall to Gilmore

  • 28-02-2011 10:40pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,415 ✭✭✭


    So how do you think it went.

    Kenny: "Hello Eamon its Enda"............................


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Deal or no deal?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,535 ✭✭✭Raekwon


    .........was that it? He must be on that 3 network


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,350 ✭✭✭gigino


    Hope he tells Eamon to go off + stick with his union "social partnership" pals who were part of the partnership who screwed the country up.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    "Eamon.. blah blah.. 5 point plan.. blah blah.. let's get Ireland working"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Gilmore has one of those annoying answering messages:

    "Hello? Hello? HELLO? Hah! Only messing, I can't come to the phone right now, leave a message."

    So Enda's message was most likely something along these lines:

    "Ah for f*ck's sake. Eamon ya pr*ck I hate those f*cking stupid messages. That's it - no f*cking coalition for you."


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,055 ✭✭✭WallyGUFC


    It was a text:

    "The person at +353 87 ******* has no credit and would like you to ring them. Message left at 17:59 28-02-2011."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,797 ✭✭✭ChopShop


    Someone from Inda's entourage rang someone from Gilmore's entourage.




    Why do i suspect Inda's entourage is much bigger?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    " fancy getting a Two For Tuesday from Dominoes tomorrow? Moneys a bit tight at the minute.."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    "Drink up, Eammo - you're pulled."

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    "I'll have to make this quick Eamo, I only have one red cent of credit left. You see I have this five point plan going forward to get Ireland working. I want to make this the best small country in the world. One in the hand is worth two in the bush. The best built cars in the world. When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. Once you pop, you can't stop"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    "I want Labour to take the Finance portfolio because I lied during the election campaign and promised voters that I wouldn't give the banks one red cent more....take it or leave it".


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 28,789 ✭✭✭✭ScumLord


    Enda "Woot! Ministers pension"
    Gilmore "does that mean we're on?"
    Enda "like donkey kong"
    Gilmore "Wooot!
    Enda "Wooot!"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Paddy likes to know what's going on.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,077 ✭✭✭3DataModem


    ScumLord wrote: »
    Enda "Woot! Ministers pension"
    Gilmore "does that mean we're on?"
    Enda "like donkey kong"
    Gilmore "Wooot!
    Enda "Wooot!"

    I heart this post.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    I don't know what was said but I bet Enda gestured with his hands while he spoke


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,078 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    Ring ring
    You have reached the answering machine of Jack o'Connor and Eamon Gilmore

    "Howya Eamon, Do you fancy bringing Mrs. Gilmore around with yourself to get to KNOW myself and MR's Kenny. I feel its the best way to get close although Bruton never wanted to cum around! Sure give us a ring back on 1890 69 69 69!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Could the good people in Labour lend me some td's?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 721 ✭✭✭Xivilai


    There was a delay of 6 hours while Enda waited for Gilmore to accept him on Skype


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,490 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fluorescence


    I don't know the specifics, but I'm sure it was just like two awkward teenagers being rather coy and never quite admitting their hopes of a burgeoning romance :P If Enda didn't mention the 5 point plan at least once I'll be terribly disappointed :pac:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    "Our plan worked"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,688 ✭✭✭✭mickdw


    Breaking news

    Gilmore has had a very constructive discussion and has done an excellent deal for Labour and the country and is now happy to enter into government with .........





















    Oliver callan.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    Enda: "Eamon, you can have the left side of the bed. See you in the Dáil babe :P xxx"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    can you bring some tena lady to the negotiations


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,070 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Gift Grub could do a SPECTACULAR job on this.
    Enda: Hello Eamon.
    Eamon: Hello?
    Enda: Hello.
    Eamon: Hello? Is anyone there?
    Enda: Eamon...
    Eamon: I really with people wouldn't just phone up and not say anything!
    Enda: EAMON HELLO, IT'S ENDA!!!
    Eamon:...............Oh, hello, how are you?
    Enda: We need to negotiate quickly. What are the make or break issues for you?
    Eamon: I want, to be... Taoiseach!!!
    Enda: ...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,705 ✭✭✭Johro


    whycliff wrote: »
    So how do you think it went.

    Kenny: "Hello Eamon its Enda"............................
    ...you know... Enda Theworldasweknowit. I feel fine. Thanks.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    Gift Grub could do a SPECTACULAR job on this.
    Enda: Hello Eamon.
    Eamon: Hello?
    Enda: Hello.
    Eamon: Hello? Is anyone there?
    Enda: Eamon...
    Eamon: I really with people wouldn't just phone up and not say anything!
    Enda: EAMON HELLO, IT'S ENDA!!!
    Eamon:...............Oh, hello, how are you?
    Enda: We need to negotiate quickly. What are the make or break issues for you?
    Eamon: I want, to be... Taoiseach!!!
    Enda: ...
    I can so hear that on nob nation/ gift grub :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Enda. Eamonn, how are you?
    Eamonn. Enda, I was expecting your call.
    Enda. Sorry I was on the phone with Micheál.
    Eamonn. What? Who?
    Enda. Micheál Martin.
    Eamonn. Why?
    Enda. To discuss our 5 point plan.The whole country fell for it,haha,enjoy the opposition benches. Bye.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    Ehhhhhhhhh. You appear to have it the wrong way around lads. It'll be Eamon ringing Enda...


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,921 ✭✭✭2 stroke


    Eamon, Enda here. Do you want Gormleys old bike?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    "Eamon, I don't know about you but that election has given me an erection".


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