If you could

pragmatic1 · 27-02-2011 5:02pm #1

Give yourself a blowjob, would you. Would it be gay to do so.

liah · 27-02-2011 5:03pm

If anyone says no they're lying.

Dolph Starbeam · 27-02-2011 5:03pm

Jog on

questionmark? · 27-02-2011 5:04pm

Is it gay to knock one out?

partyndbs · 27-02-2011 5:04pm

i can and dont

Chris P. Bacon · 27-02-2011 5:04pm

Why do dogs lick their balls?......because they can!!

Gummy Panda · 27-02-2011 5:04pm

The question is, would a girl lick her box if she could?

pragmatic1 · 27-02-2011 5:05pm

questionmark? wrote: »

Is it gay to knock one out?

Never thought of it like that. You've answered an age old question.

whiteonion · 27-02-2011 5:06pm

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Give yourself a blowjob, would you. Would it be gay to do so.

Why would anyone even try?

My name is URL · 27-02-2011 5:06pm

partyndbs wrote: »

i can and dont

How do you know you can, then?

Trog · 27-02-2011 5:06pm

As Ron Jeremy put it:
On the one hand you have a mouth on your penis. On the other hand you've got a penis in your mouth. It's your call.

TanG411 · 27-02-2011 5:06pm

whiteonion wrote: »

Why would anyone even try?

Come on, don't say you haven't tried. It's the true manly test.

pragmatic1 · 27-02-2011 5:06pm

whiteonion wrote: »

Why would anyone even try?

Why wouldnt they?

whiteonion · 27-02-2011 5:07pm

DerangedDreamer wrote: »

Come on, don't say you haven't tried. It's the true manly test.

For some reason this idea never came to me.

tallaghtmick · 27-02-2011 5:09pm

lolz thread of the year:D

Queen-Mise · 27-02-2011 5:09pm

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Give yourself a blowjob, would you. Would it be gay to do so.

No

Dean820 · 27-02-2011 5:10pm

Who says I can't?

fedor.2. · 27-02-2011 5:13pm

tallaghtmick wrote: »

lolz thread of the year:D

Exaggeration of the year:D

tallaghtmick · 27-02-2011 5:19pm

fedor.2. wrote: »

Exaggeration of the year:D

:eek::(:mad:

karlog · 27-02-2011 5:22pm

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Give yourself a blowjob, would you. Would it be gay to do so.

No having another fella to do it for you would be gay.

bronte · 27-02-2011 5:24pm

In Soviet Russia job blows you.

pragmatic1 · 27-02-2011 5:26pm

karlog wrote: »

No having another fella to do it for you would be gay.

True. But if anyone asks do you suck cock, you cant deny it.

kraggy · 27-02-2011 5:33pm

There's a film called Shortbus which is probably the most explicit movie to clear the Irish Film Certification Office. 9 Songs is much milder for example.

In it, a guy gives himself a blowjob and cums in his own mouth. That's just one scene out of many other explicit ones.

You can get in Xtravision. Some nice stories in it. Not gratuitous.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367027/

Dean820 · 27-02-2011 5:39pm

kraggy wrote: »

There's a film called Shortbus which is probably the most explicit movie to clear the Irish Film Certification Office. 9 Songs is much milder for example.

In it, a guy gives himself a blowjob and cums in his own mouth. That's just one scene out of many other explicit ones.

You can get in Xtravision. Some nice stories in it. Not gratuitous.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0367027/

I'll pass.

Gummy Panda · 27-02-2011 5:49pm

liah wrote: »

If anyone says no they're lying.

But steak and blowjob day would lose all meaning!

kraggy · 27-02-2011 5:53pm

Dean820 wrote: »

I'll pass.

Why?

Captain_Generic · 27-02-2011 5:55pm

I'd prefer not to, I know where its been

Pace2008 · 27-02-2011 6:04pm

pragmatic1 wrote: »

Give yourself a blowjob, would you. Would it be gay to do so.

Not really gayer than having a pedal. And we're all full-on steamers if there's anything lilac about the latter.

Dean820 · 27-02-2011 6:09pm

kraggy wrote: »

Why?

A man giving himself a blow job isn't really high on my priorities right now, sir.

Captain_Generic · 27-02-2011 6:17pm

Pace2008 wrote: »

Not really gayer than having a pedal. And we're all full-on steamers if there's anything lilac about the latter.

Its like a Rowntree's Randoms ad

seafood dunleavy · 27-02-2011 6:21pm

Unfortunately I don't spend enough time in the kitchen to have the right to give myself a blowjob.

Gummy Panda · 28-02-2011 9:26pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y31aZ_V6E8E

iSoap · 28-02-2011 9:30pm

Wow this is ****ing sad, can a mod please ban my account? Thanks.

PeterIanStaker · 28-02-2011 9:35pm

I went into my local library to look for a book on how to suck myself off.

Asked the librarian what book it was.

The librarian says "It's the one with the broken spine"

ShagNastii · 28-02-2011 9:38pm

Richie Cranium wrote: »

Why do dogs lick their balls?......because they can!!

This is not true!!! I asked my dog one day and he said it was because he can't make a "wanky" motion with his paws.

Chris P. Bacon · 28-02-2011 9:41pm

ShagNastii wrote: »

This is not true!!! I asked my dog one day and he said it was because he can't make a "wanky" motion with his paws.

Really?

Ditch · 28-02-2011 9:50pm

I've got a Dog here who fellates himself. He's just strange.

As for people managing it? Sure. But, ye'd better be mid teens or else hung like a donkey.

And, if not the latter? It's hardly worth the effort for the effect :rolleyes:

The above craic about the broken spine is near enough the mark

starling. · 28-02-2011 9:52pm

Taken from another website:

This is the true story of the first, last, and only cock I ever sucked... I had been taking yoga classes for a few months and noticed whilst in one position that I could easily utilize the training for advanced masturbation purposes. After 20 years, I tired of waiting for my own cock to suck itself, and really threw myself into the yoga routines, with an end state in mind. I waited for an evening sans roommate. I went out, had a nice steak dinner, came home, poured some wine, dimmed the lights, put on some music, took a long shower. I laid down, naked upon my bed, and started orienting myself. Initially, it was a bit awkward, and I had some homosexual apprehension (which was a big deal at the time), but I justified it as another form of masturbation and continued. Finally, I got the Soyuz Capsule to dock with the Space Station. Well, the feeling was new, and interesting (at least on one end) if a bit disturbing. The sensation and location of my tongue made everything upside down from how I imagined it. As I started the process of fellation, I noticed a division within my being, that of a 20 year old virgin animal awakening like a rabid sex-starved wolf, and this little 6 year old boy inside that desperately wanted this all to end, and quickly. For an instant, I thought of my uncle. At some point the little boy grew scared, but the animal took over. It felt like my primal half was brutalizing my inner child. Alas, I was pinned to the bed by this meaty javelin, the largest erection I ever had (until that point) and the outcome was inevitable and unstoppable. The moment of truth arrived, and my hips went from rhythmic to spasmodic, and I found myself wondering if I'm the kind of chap that spits or swallows, but before I knew it the largest orgasm of my life (until that point) began discharging in choking spurts that came out my nose. That's when I started crying, mumbling around this thing in my mouth, a kind of pitiful sobbing humming sound. Crying congested up my nostrils, and I could no longer breath through my nose. At some point I became aware I was holding my breath, and I realized if I didn't swallow, I would drown there, in my own juices. I flashed to a sudden image of my father being addressed by Marines in dress blues at the doorstep, "Sir, we regret to inform you, your son, Lance Corporal xxxx, died while fellating himself. P.S., he made it." Well, I did what I had to do, I swallowed to save my life. And I never sucked another cock again.

I'd like to emphasise that this wasn't me. I am a girl.