Future Career Choices for Brian Cowen

imme

So, Brian will be Taoiseach for another few days.
What does he do after that:

-economics advisor
-food tester
-James Bond http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Cowen


what could he do, he's only 51 ffs

445279.ie

51 with a very sizable pension!

grrrrrrrrrr

Bigger Loser UK

Superbus

Professional scapegoat

th3 s1aught3r

Calvin Klien are looking for an underwear model

Dangerous Man

Professional incompetent fat arrogant cowardly rude ill-kempt scum?

mikom

Fucktard?

rainbow kirby

Porn (rule 34 and all of that...)

Mr. Manager

Elocution Lessons?

Bobjims

Official dog poo collector for the Phoenix Park?

red menace

Is he not a qualified solicitor?
I imagine he will head back to that

pablomakaveli

A paperweight?

galwayrush

He could do the second half of Bertie's bull**** public speaking routine,
Part 1, I created a celtic overdraft baloon tiger.
Part 2, Someone (Lehmens bros?) burst the balloon on me.

bmarley

They need a new hippo at Dublin zoo

The Clara town clown

Brenireland

Author of "How to **** your country up gaddafi style"

strobe

red menace wrote: »

Is he not a qualified solicitor?
I imagine he will head back to that

...and spend his time cashing in whilst trying to get criminals and thieves off the hook at the expense of the Irish public?

.......But he doesn't have any experience at that.........

imme

galwayrush wrote: »

He could do the second half of Bertie's bull**** public speaking routine,
Part 1, I created a celtic overdraft baloon tiger.
Part 2, Someone (Lehmens bros?) burst the balloon on me.

priceless:D

pragmatic1

Village idiot.

savina10

Demolition man:)

bonerm

Art Critic

rainbowtrout

Probably help behind the bar in his brother's pub.

strokemyclover

He could replace Captain Hans Geering if they ever decided to remake Allo Allo!

http://vthumb.ak.fbcdn.net/vthumb-ak-ash1/v643/147/114/1641218383/t1641218383_1029520231868_1168.jpg

breadandjam

I heard Bertie's getting him a job as food critic for the News of the World

Doom

Chop him up and use him to fill in ALL the potholes in the roads

mikom

Doorstop.

Atlantic Dawn

Iraqi Information Minister post is vacant, ideal for a chancer like Cowen

mysons

imme wrote: »

So, Brian will be Taoiseach for another few days.
What does he do after that:

-economics advisor
-food tester
-James Bond http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Cowen


what could he do, he's only 51 ffs

51 What ? Stone !

rednik

He could be the creature in the upcoming Alien prequel, wouldn't require much make up.

ejmaztec

He’s already putting feelers out in the furniture trade

Oranage2

I think he'll be okay on his Taoiseach pension and two garda body guards!!!

mlumley

Guinness tester, he's drunk enough of it to qualify.

bronte

Town personality.

WallyGUFC

Weightwatchers salesman:
"Dust, anybody, no?
Dust...."

Ricardo G

"One night in Cowen" featuring Brian Lenihan
IN 3D

Jogue

International Pokemon League Champion.

For Forks Sake

bmarley wrote: »

The Clara town clown

You've obviously never been to Clara. That job is oversubscribed many times over.

ilovesleep

He is going to need that fat pension of his thats for sure. He wouldnt be trusted to even work in supermacs. The cnut will be pinching from the tills and eating all around him.

Seriously though brian cowen belongs in jail - anglo irish bank was never our bank to save. Negligance in the running of the country of the highest order. If a doctor was severely negligance in his/her duties you can bet your ass that that he/she will be locked up.

squod

I hear he's already down in Anglo's vault wiping his ass with twenty euro notes while Alan Dukes dances the hula in Enda's weekend wear. They're all off scot free. Fine Gael are driving the getaway car.

Tar.Aldarion

pablomakaveli wrote: »

A paperweight?

Those sequoias do need holding down all right :pac:

bad2dabone

ilovesleep wrote: »

If a doctor was severely negligance in his/her duties you can bet your ass that that he/she will be locked up.

Nope,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Neary_(surgeon)

Sick little country here

sonic85

rent boy. although come to think of it hes already been berties b!tch for years!

alphabeat

with lips like his , he'd make a great Fluffer

.same.

maybe he should run for president

bonerm

He should be put out to stud.

galwayrush

News of the World sports editor....]....."We're going to need a bigger cubboard...."..

Hyperbullet

Shame politics isn't like football. Egypt would probably sign him, or Libya.

KeithAFC

Should stand in N.I. I might vote for him. Did a great job in the republic.

STIG83

A job in a brewrey

minidazzler

I'm kinda holding out hope that he will develop a coke habit and have a little hiccup with it, does pension stop should he pass?

(oh, and before the moral outrage from some, TBH, I know what I am saying.)

Liam Byrne

Maybe he could go on "Deal or No Deal" ?

His "I don't accept that" bull**** might mean that he goes all the way!

Plus we could all get a laugh when he got screwed on the "deal".....it'd be a nice contrast to us getting screwed!

galwayrush

Liam Byrne wrote: »

Maybe he could go on "Deal or No Deal" ?

His "I don't accept that" bull**** might mean that he goes all the way!

Plus we could all get a laugh when he got screwed on the "deal".....it'd be a nice contrast to us getting screwed!

Even if he won the 1p, he'd still walk away with the massive pension....