Can I eat this poptart?

Grilled Cheesus

I found a poptart in my room. Still sealed, bought it sometime early last year.
I want to eat it. It's chocolate fudge sundae flavour. No best before date tough.

Do poptarts go off?

Dangerous Man

No. It's stale. Put it in the bin where it belongs. Be responsible.

KeithM89_old

Do it. Whats the worst that could happen??

Jim Stark

No, you should be grand, eat away!

Are you sure it doesn't just look like a chocolate fudge sundae, and is actually an apple one??

Dangerous Man

He could be stabbed.

Abi

Eat it. Post pics of the results.

scotty_irish

EAT! its a recession, you cant be wasting good food

AskMyChocolate

Grilled Cheesus wrote: »

I found a poptart in my room. Still sealed, bought it sometime early last year.
I want to eat it. It's chocolate fudge sundae flavour. No best before date tough.

Do poptarts go off?

That's really a question for the bomb squad or else The Rigger, AH's resident authority on all toaster related issues.

Grilled Cheesus

Dangerous Man wrote: »

No. It's stale. Put it in the bin where it belongs. Be responsible.

AH is no place to be responsible

Abi

Grilled Cheesus wrote: »

AH is no place to be responsible

So much wisdom, for 7 posts.

wil

If you were expecting blueberry and are lactose intolerant then your luck is in. You might be able to get a fresh one.

http://soonerfans.com/forums/showthread.php?t=85836

Alternatively try this

HoneyRyder

Grilled Cheesus wrote: »

Do poptarts go off?

*Yeeeahhhh*...!!

Jesus Wept

It's a poptart, it will outlive us all.

The greatest risk when eating poptarts is over heating them because the inside of a poptart is the hottest substance known to mankind.

HoneyRyder

The-Rigger wrote: »

It's a poptart, it will outlive us all.

Just one more reason not to eat it..

PrincessLola

Abi wrote: »

So much wisdom, for 7 posts.

your scaring away the fresh meat
AH is a great place! :pac:

(I'm not fresh meat I've been here for years I just don't post very often):o

letsbehonest

Smell it if it smells good eat and if it smells bad still eat. The worst possible thing that could happen is that you could get severe diarrhea or you could die.

Abi

PrincessLola wrote: »

your scaring away the fresh meat

You've missed my point.

AH is a great place! :pac:

I like it.

(I'm not fresh meat I've been here for years I just don't post very often):o

If you posted what he did at your 186 posts, I wouldn't have batted an eye-lid.



We're all just lovely really.

Turpentine

Grilled Cheesus wrote: »

I found a poptart in my room. Still sealed, bought it sometime early last year.
I want to eat it. It's chocolate fudge sundae flavour. No best before date tough.

Do poptarts go off?

Dice it up and snort it.

Waste not want not.

Irish Guitarist

I think it should be alright to eat. It might even save your life.

Jesus Wept

Irish Guitarist wrote: »

I think it should be alright to eat. It might even save your life.

That Carnival Cruise Lines and the U.S. Navy could somehow think that Spam and Pop-Tarts are rescue food is almost unimaginable. You would think they'd be far better off delivering some dried nuts, fresh oranges and superfood drink powders to keep the passengers alive. But no, they're living on Spam and Pop-Tarts.

dried nuts and fresh oranges?

If I was being rescued, I'd want a poptart.

Nothingbetter2d

we need to setup a toilet roll donations fund for the OP after he eats it.... the scutter should be epic and will require a vast supply of toilet roll for the clean up operation

FlutterinBantam

That is a cast iron certainty my friends.

I myself partook of an ancient pop-tart prior to a visit to Electric Picnic some years ago.

On driving towards Naas,got a major pull on the nipsy ,and it displayed all the characteristics of a very unstable round of ordnance.

Also felt very queeeezy so pulled into Lalor's Hotel to effect what i hoped would be a 'controlled explosion'.

The walk from the carpark must have disturbed the load, as I barely got the muzzle cleared, when I hosed a mist of scuttery midden all over the stall.

Bang off her was foul in the extreme and i had to bury the jocks down the S as they caught a lot of the 'blast'.

This backed up the flush so the place was like a disaster area after i left.

Stay away from stale pop-charts cuties.

Balfie

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

That is a cast iron certainty my friends.

I myself partook of an ancient pop-tart prior to a visit to Electric Picnic some years ago.

On driving towards Naas,got a major pull on the nipsy ,and it displayed all the characteristics of a very unstable round of ordnance.

Also felt very queeeezy so pulled into Lalor's Hotel to effect what i hoped would be a 'controlled explosion'.

The walk from the carpark must have disturbed the load, as I barely got the muzzle cleared, when I hosed a mist of scuttery midden all over the stall.

Bang off her was foul in the extreme and i had to bury the jocks down the S as they caught a lot of the 'blast'.

This backed up the flush so the place was like a disaster area after i left.

Stay away from stale pop-charts cuties.

I lol'd Hahaha :pac: