Slipping on the floor.

LETHAL LADY

Out in limerick city tonight paid money for nice hotel but I tell you one thing creased myself off the hotel bathroom floor. Turned on the shower water blasts everywhere grabbed the face towel to catch it grand thought I was Ok. Had the shower came out floor was like a ice rink hopped myself off the ground. Why do hotels not have bathmats.

Badgermonkey

In before pics or GTFO.

starlit

Which I have done many a times! Whether the ground was slippery or not!? Poor foot balance...:( Could slip over my own legs/feet without realising and just stumble and fall/wobble!?:p

chillywilly

put a towel on the ground next time.........and also pics or GTFO

gsxr1

Sue the bastards.

10k

Immmmmmmmm

Where To

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Out in limerick city tonight paid money for nice hotel but I tell you one thing creased myself off the hotel bathroom floor. Turned on the shower water blasts everywhere grabbed the face towel to catch it grand thought I was Ok. Had the shower came out floor was like a ice rink hopped myself off the ground. Why do hotels not have bathmats.

what language is this in? google wont translate it

Dravokivich

Jaysus that's lethal lady!

Captain_Generic

On the plus side, no one got stabbed

Alter-Ego

There's Hotels in Limerick?

Fremen

One word. Luposlipaphobia.

anndub

Limerick Citay!

easyeason3

Ahhh they do have bathmats. You can usually find them draped on the side of the bath or on a rail.

Junco Partner

fvck your slippy floors i've got bathmats outside

easyeason3

f0ggy92 wrote: »

fvck your slippy floors i've got bathmats outside

Do you shower outside much?

RichieC

Lucky to come away with your life.

Hazys

where do i go from here wrote: »

what language is this in? google wont translate it

Limerick eh? Where you wearing a centra shopping bag over your head while in d shower? may have caused it

Limerick people showering:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXL_WOjkrvU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FiKME7LAW8

Millicent

easyeason3 wrote: »

Do you shower outside much?

Outside, apparently!

Junco Partner

who says i shower at all.

Millicent

f0ggy92 wrote: »

who says i shower at all.

What's with the bathmats then?

easyeason3

Millicent wrote: »

What's with the bathmats then?

A bathmat collector?

Dravokivich

f0ggy92 wrote: »

who says i shower at all.

Filthy rumours!

orourkeda

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Out in limerick city tonight paid money for nice hotel but I tell you one thing creased myself off the hotel bathroom floor. Turned on the shower water blasts everywhere grabbed the face towel to catch it grand thought I was Ok. Had the shower came out floor was like a ice rink hopped myself off the ground. Why do hotels not have bathmats.

Why dont people turn the shower on properly

Junco Partner

I'm starting to think everyones concerns for my higiene is starting to derail the thread.

Hazys

f0ggy92 wrote: »

I'm starting to think everyones concerns for my higiene is starting to derail the thread.

The reason hotels dont have shower mats or bath mats is because of hygiene. You're supposed to use a towel, which they will wash the next day. If they had bath mats 100's of people would walk on them before they would wash them.

LETHAL LADY

Just collected a few cans to leave in the hotel for later on my way back out some unrine soaked hobo try to rob me this night is not going too well. Ta for all the advice.

easyeason3

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Just collected a few cans to leave in the hotel for later on my way back out some unrine soaked hobo try to rob me this night is not going too well. Ta for all the advice.

You're in Limerick, having slipped on the bathroom floor, after collecting cans & a hobo tried to rob you.

Classy.

Junco Partner

all you need now is a pair of tracky bottoms.

Johro

easyeason3 wrote: »

A bathmat collector?

Bathmatman.

Dangerous Man

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Just collected a few cans to leave in the hotel for later on my way back out some unrine soaked hobo try to rob me this night is not going too well. Ta for all the advice.

Hmm... I'm not much of a detective but it would seem from what you said that this wasn't the first time tonight that the hobo has tried to rob someone and failed. The previous 'mugee' obviously blasted him with piss.

LETHAL LADY

where do i go from here wrote: »

what language is this in? google wont translate it

google this.:pac:

_feedback_

Sure a bathmat being present wouldn't have made a difference. You fell after getting out and the bathmat would have been inside?

phill106

elviscostello wrote: »

Sure a bathmat being present wouldn't have made a difference. You fell after getting out and the bathmat would have been inside?

Shhh your letting facts ruin a good story!

I Love Cheese

Was at a party before where they had decking outside with a jacuzzi there, in the garden they had one of those trampolines inset into the ground. A girl at the party ran from the jacuzzi on the ddecking slipping off the decking onto concrete and a load of dog ****. Was the funniest thing I've seen in years.

jester77

I've never been in a hotel that didn't have some form of a bathmat. Was there nothing provided at all? There should have been a thicker type towel along with the bath, face and hand towel?

If it was me and I was in Limerick and this happened, then I would definitely have pulled out my gun and demanded compensation.

cock robin

LETHAL LADY wrote: »

Out in limerick city tonight paid money for nice hotel but I tell you one thing creased myself off the hotel bathroom floor. Turned on the shower water blasts everywhere grabbed the face towel to catch it grand thought I was Ok. Had the shower came out floor was like a ice rink hopped myself off the ground. Why do hotels not have bathmats.

Are you by any chance related to Frank Spencer ?

LETHAL LADY

uuhhh betty.

FlutterinBantam

You seem to be a tad 'mouthy' Missus.

Pity you didn't hop your head off the pot!!!