Whats the biggest story/lie you ever got told?

LighterGuy

I've heard my share over the years :pac:

But I was in a taxi on Tuesday, talking to the driver, seems nice. Turns out his father was a gambler, lost it all. Fair enough I think. Happens alot. But he then proceeds to tell me his father owned a business in New York that was worth 200 million dollars a year :pac:

.... words cannot describe how much i laughed inside while trying to keep a straight face. lol.


So whats yours?

Twilightning

inb4 Fianna Fail thanks whoring post.

Mr Freeze

I never told a lie in my life!

Oops, one more lie to my count there

RedXIV

Santa?

Latchy

That my father was a gambler, lost it all and he also owned a business in New York that was worth 200 million dollars a year


'Taxi '...

Twilightning

Probably that a guy I know said he knew how to beat a roulette table and that he was taking home hundreds every week from it.

flyton5

A friend of mine told me "it's only gay if you push back".





Oh how he lied...:(

wyndham

LighterGuy wrote: »

I've heard my share over the years :pac:

But I was in a taxi on Tuesday, talking to the driver, seems nice. Turns out his father was a gambler, lost it all. Fair enough I think. Happens alot. But he then proceeds to tell me his father owned a business in New York that was worth 200 million dollars a year :pac:

.... words cannot describe how much i laughed inside while trying to keep a straight face. lol.


So whats yours?

Ahh that's Mickey-Joe Madoff. He's for real.

bonerm

God....damn liars always lying to me about various stuff.

Mr. Spock

I lied about my human heritage on my application to Starfleet. = /

coffeelover

I can't lie because I end up bursting out laughing :rolleyes:

jester77

Used to get told a crazy story every Sunday when I was a young fellow about this lad who lived many moons ago and could do amazing things like curing the sick, turning water into wine and even coming back to life after he died. I heard there are still some people telling this story even today.

Dartz

Twilightning wrote: »

inb4 Fianna Fail thanks whoring post.

In fairness, the big lie is a well known technique.

Wolfe Tone

FF saying we wont need a bail out

orourkeda

That a college degree improves your employment prospects

greenasgrass

"We've turned a corner"

Brian Lenihan (June 2009, December 2009, April 2010, December 2010)

Wolfe Tone

greenasgrass wrote: »

"We've turned a corner"

Brian Lenihan (June 2009, December 2009, April 2010, December 2010)

We did though, onto an even worse street

orourkeda

greenasgrass wrote: »

"We've turned a corner"

Brian Lenihan (June 2009, December 2009, April 2010, December 2010)

To green chutes and clear blue water with a wall of cash for the cheapest bank bailout ever.

moomooman

Guy I met 20 years ago while doing a PLC course:

"My brother bought a Mig-19 off the Afghan air force. He's going to fly it back to Baldonnell when he gets his license."

<laughs>

"He has a certificate to prove it."

<Bigger laughs>

orourkeda

moomooman wrote: »

Guy I met 20 years ago while doing a PLC course:

"My brother bought a Mig-19 off the Afghan air force. He's going to fly it back to Baldonnell when he gets his license."

<laughs>

"He has a certificate to prove it."

<Bigger laughs>

Did Michael O'Leary do a PLC?

The_Kew_Tour

Bertie saying he has no Bank Account

Gummy Panda

flyton5 wrote: »

A friend of mine told me "it's only gay if you push back".





Oh how he lied...:(

Wait... wat? :eek:

Mr Freeze

orourkeda wrote: »

To green chutes and clear blue water with a wall of cash for the cheapest bank bailout ever.

What are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be studying or working in the library?

yupyup7up

I was told 2 awfully terrible lies:

1 - A guy told me he used get free ryanair flights by wearing his ex's ryanair hostesses uniform and boarding the plane. (He was deadly serious)

2 - Another guy told me that they recover 5000 smart cars from the canals in Amsterdam every month because there is no railings up to prevent them from going in.

My face is raw from facepalms.

Michael 09

I'm sure everyone heard the baby penguin taken from the zoo by my 'aunts friends son' story...

I was told it, and I believed it a lot :mad:

Junco Partner

that it's not rape if you yell surprise...










the judge didn't see it that way

BluesBerry

Michael 09 wrote: »

I'm sure everyone heard the baby penguin taken from the zoo by my 'aunts friends son' story...

I was told it, and I believed it a lot :mad:

A baby penguin was taken from the zoo

It was found by a taxi driver who's father was a gambler.............
:pac:

Jesus Christ.

jester77 wrote: »

Used to get told a crazy story every Sunday when I was a young fellow about this lad who lived many moons ago and could do amazing things like curing the sick, turning water into wine and even coming back to life after he died. I heard there are still some people telling this story even today.

Meh,non believers :rolleyes:

TheRevolution

Theres this guy I know who has a huge reputation for lying. Whenever he says anything people just shake their head on the sly. Well I found out that many of his "lies" were in fact completely true. He still has that reputation though, I get the feeling people are a bit jealous so they just spread that everything he says are a lie. Then again some of his unproven stories are very ridiculous. I give him the benefit of the doubt these days though.

eilo1

If you pick your nose your brain will cave in,

The wind will turn and your face will be stuck like that,

There was a girl in my school who used to make up the biggest lies, she said Fran the lead singer in Travis was her cousin and used to "call" him up and pretend to speak to him in front of us.

Oh she also told me her parents had a horse riding school and that she could ride. I took her out on my horse one day and she was nearly killed. Ended up crying and jumped off the horses back.

Some people are so ****ing stupid!

rambutman

talkin to some fella there at a party a few months ago. Talking about hobbies.........I said i'd liked running - this fella goes "I like running too, i do a lot, i'm a pretty good runner"...........i went "really, what would you run 10 k in"...........................eejit goes "i don't know about......10 mins"!!!!!!!

strange that...........the world record is in around 26 mins!!!!

major bill

a lad that was on the same course as me in college kept us all laughing throughtout the year telling us stories like he had a shotgun put up to his head twice..he must have had every disease possible...he visited north korea but didnt have a guide or a working visa....people in china spat at him cause he was foreign..people in paris spat at him for been foreign.....he had scars all over his body from accidents yet they were never clear on his body...list goes on spoofer is not the word

Lightshow

I once told my manager that I couldn't work because my granny had died. When she was found alive and well I said it was my other granny. When she was also found alive and well I said it was yet another granny....

Oh, wait... that wasn't me after all.