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What's behind your sofa?

[Deleted User] · 2011-02-24 10:35:21

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-12562018 What's worse than having an alligator behind your sofa? A

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-12562018

Brazilian woman finds alligator behind sofa

A woman in Brazil was shocked to find an alligator hiding behind her sofa after heavy rains flooded her house in the town of Parauapebas, in Para state.
She said she was alerted to the reptile's presence by her three-year-old son, who was patting its head.

What's worse than having an alligator behind your sofa?

A
Two alligators

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#2 24-02-2011 10:36am

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A wall.

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#3 24-02-2011 10:36am

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There's a radiator behind my sofa and its quite hot.

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#4 24-02-2011 10:38am

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I'm not sure what it is but I've a horrible feeling that it's Enda Kenny.

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#5 24-02-2011 10:39am

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Lego, a fireman sam figure and dried crusty snots.

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#6 24-02-2011 10:40am

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#7 24-02-2011 10:41am

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i am not telling you. its a secret.

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#8 24-02-2011 10:43am

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A crack den

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#9 24-02-2011 10:43am

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Another sofa.

Cause I'm f*cking loaded.

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#10 24-02-2011 10:44am

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Monsters

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#11 24-02-2011 10:46am

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#12 24-02-2011 10:51am

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AnonoBoy wrote: »

Another sofa.

Cause I'm f*cking loaded.

You live in a sofa warehouse?

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#13 24-02-2011 10:55am

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Deleted User wrote: »

You live in a sofa warehouse?

No. Of course not.

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.

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#14 24-02-2011 10:56am

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A black bag with the cut up remains of my wife, last time she cooks me a sh!t dinner

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#15 24-02-2011 11:35am

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D1976 wrote: »

Madeline McCann

dam, beat me

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#16 24-02-2011 11:46am

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If it can't be seen, you don't need to clean..
-i.e. dustballs the size of disturbing that I'm basically ignoring.

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#17 24-02-2011 11:46am

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Cat piss:(

I'd rather have the alligators.

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#18 24-02-2011 12:19pm

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ejmaztec wrote: »

Cat piss:(

I'd rather have the alligators.

That'll sort out the cats! :pac:

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#19 24-02-2011 12:21pm

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so she only noticed when the kid started playing with it?

either her couch is HUGE, the gator was tiny or she is a terrible mother.

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#20 24-02-2011 12:31pm

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What's really behind my sofa is a wall and on that wall there's a graph. And that graph shows the inverse relationship between the amount of times 'Maddie McCann' is posted as a response in After Hours and the intelligence and originality of the people who post it.

It's really a lovely graph.

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#21 24-02-2011 12:58pm

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#22 24-02-2011 1:09pm

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A rad :P

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#23 24-02-2011 1:16pm

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Deleted User wrote: »

What's worse than having an alligator behind your sofa?

A
half an alligator

Behind my sofa?

An electric monk

and Fritzl's ma

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#24 24-02-2011 2:52pm

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Quote:
Originally Posted by Deleted User
What's worse than having an alligator behind your sofa?

A Spoiler: half an alligator

No: the thing that ate the other half! :pac:

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#25 24-02-2011 2:53pm

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I have a couch, not a sofa! :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

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#26 24-02-2011 2:54pm

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Nothing my sofas are up against the wall.. I hate having clutter behind the sofa

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