there is just no point explaining it.....

Fallschirmjager

for stories where someone walks in, see something and adds 2+2 and get 22 as the answer.


i worked with a guy years ago who had this story

he worked in london as a security guard one christmas. as he got the train to work, he put his bag up on the storage area beside this couples bags. they left and when he took his bag there was a video beside it with a hand written note 'wedding'. he looked around and took it and walked with it to see could he find the couple but it was the 24 december and he lost sight of them. he didnt think any more of it. he went to work and when he got there, the CEO of this place thanked him for working over christmas and said he could use his office. it had a tv and video player which were rare enough at the time. they CEO guy said he would give him a christmas present and would give him a small case of beer and food for the night. the CEO left to get the beer and my friend looked to see was there a video he could watch but it was all work and sales stuff, so he thought , jaysis may as well watch the video i found. so he puts it into the player and decides to go to the toilet.

when he comes back the CEO is pale standing there watching the video with a small crate of beer...on the tv is the most disgusting porn either of them had ever seen...

they both looked at each other and it was then my mate realised....


there just no point explaining it....

Agent Smith

but... did they get married in the end?

newmug

Haha love it!

Burn..... What happened with the boss after?

danniemcq

why would the CEO of a company buy an employee a crate of beer for someone who is for someone who's at work. its just asking for trouble. Especially if there is a TV in the office. no work will be done!

phasers

Fairly sure that story isn't true.

bonerm

Deleted User wrote: »

Burn..... What happened with the boss after?

there is just no point explaining it.....

D'Agger

Did the OP overuse the term 'CEO' in that story or is it just me

Also you left out the part where the Boss gives his employee a large bag of weed, a pipe, the number of his favourite hooker and his Christmas bonus to pay for said hooker

fakearms123

Cool story bro

Fallschirmjager

phasers wrote: »

Fairly sure that story isn't true.

well when he told it we all called BS, but he swore it was true...but to be fair it is a classic example of a story from a friend...so i guess you can take it or leave it.


now we did ask him what a security guard does at night...and well...he said you would be better off not knowing...

Dravokivich

Fallschirmjager wrote: »

there just no point explaining it....

so let me get this straight... 2 blokes had a crate of beer between them and the best idea they had at the time for something to do, was watch a fúcking wedding video?

phasers

Fallschirmjager wrote: »

well when he told it we all called BS, but he swore it was true...but to be fair it is a classic example of a story from a friend...so i guess you can take it or leave it.


now we did ask him what a security guard does at night...and well...he said you would be better off not knowing...

My Dad was a night time security guard at a hotel, he worked from 7 til midnight then they ate food and played cards all night til his shift ended.

orourkeda

You cant beat a bit of disgusting porn to get you through a shift.

D'Agger

orourkeda wrote: »

You cant beat a bit of disgusting porn to get you through a shift. the day

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