FULL BODY TAN -WOULD YA - HAVE YA ????

CDfm

There sitting in my inbox this morning was a boards deal for a full body tan. This one is different its a Rockstar one so it makes it more manly.




http://www.boardsdeals.ie/deal/Rockstar-full-body-tan-for-15-instead-of-40/139/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=deal_139&block_popup=on

Now a couple of years ago I would have gone nah - but having gotten a voucher for a spa day a few years ago - I have had massages facials and manicures.

If Bono needs them to get thru his stressfull life then there has to be something to it.

But a bodytan nah, but 15 yoyo's is cheap.

So thats the question - would you or have you done the tan thing.

MagicMarker

No and no.

CDfm

MagicMarker wrote: »

No and no.

But 15 yoyo's is cheap ???

Uriel.

Has to be a no from me as well.

I am all for tanning up a bit, but would rather do it naturally. There are too many female Oompa Lumpas around, I hope we don't start seeing a huge amount of male ones as well

D'Agger

No....couldn't do it to myself - I already look like a gobshíte as it is!

Setun

This is another example of the cosmetics industry discovering that if they can convince men to regularly beautify themselves they can increase their "reach", and their already astronomical profits will be even more obscenely massive.

Tinfoil hats can protect you from the brainwashing, apparently. :rolleyes:

Otis Driftwood

CDfm wrote: »

But 15 yoyo's is cheap ???

Tesco vodka is cheap,doesnt mean you should drink it.

myflipflops

Surely arriving at the pub/football or wherever else with an all over tan would get you unmericfully destroyed by your mates unless you had written proof of a recent holiday in the sun?

I wouldn't do it anyway. I just don't care enough about appearance to take the time.

source

The only tan I've ever gotten is from the sun. So NO, might as well be wearing make up. Men with fake tan???? What's the world coming to?

CDfm

Otis Driftwood wrote: »

Tesco vodka is cheap,doesnt mean you should drink it.

But but ...its a Boards Deal so it must be good for you.:D

I am a sucker for the massage deals - the OH sees em and pics them up.

Pure luxury

Bottle_of_Smoke

Wouldn't mind a sunbed for a bit of vitamin D but I'd never use make-up fake tan

D'Agger

Otis Driftwood wrote: »

Tesco vodka is cheap,doesnt mean you should drink it.

Ah now lets not get ridiculous here Otis - the €15 bottle of Imperial Tesco Vodka is fine - it's the white label stuff that'll ensure you wake up in a field, naked surrounded by badgers

Otis Driftwood

Thats what I ment,the "own brand" stuff.

Jaysus it is toxic stuff.

Gingersnaps

Go for it. You'll look deadly!!!:rolleyes:

Fake tan looks bad enough on women, please don't try to copy this trend

Stheno

Otis Driftwood wrote: »

Thats what I ment,the "own brand" stuff.

Jaysus it is toxic stuff.

You've sampled it so? :pac:

D'Agger

It'd eventually end up with fellas passing comments on each other such as "OMG did you see the streaky tan on yer man...MORTO!!!"

It'd make me vomit!

CDfm

PaulieC wrote: »

Ah now lets not get ridiculous here Otis - the €15 bottle of Imperial Tesco Vodka is fine - it's the white label stuff that'll ensure you wake up in a field, naked surrounded by badgers

but if you were tanned you could pretend you were just topping up the tan and wouldnt have the pasty vampire look.

3hn2givr7mx1sc

God no.

Dravokivich

the ole farmers tan does me fine.

D'Agger

CDfm wrote: »

but if you were tanned you could pretend you were just topping up the tan and wouldnt have the pasty vampire look.

Tesco's own brand vodka strips paint - it'll strip tan too don't worry!!

Odaise Gaelach

Fake tan on men... another crime to lay at the feet of Jersey Shore.


Also:

CDfm wrote: »

But a bodytan nah, but 15 yoyo's is cheap.

That's what's gone wrong with the economy! We've been dealing in the wrong currency!

Otis Driftwood

Stheno wrote: »

You've sampled it so? :pac:

Yep.It melted a glass of ice in about 5 minutes.God knows what it does you yer insides.

D'Agger

Otis Driftwood wrote: »

Yep.It melted a glass of ice in about 5 minutes.God knows what it does you yer insides.

Melts your organs like the ice :pac:

kerryman12

bluewolf wrote: »

Fake tan looks bad enough on women, please don't try to copy this trend

exactly!

CDfm

It is supposed to work well on pale skinned red haired types.

Does anyone know someone like that who may be looking particularily healthy lately and might be buying some for his friends :rolleyes:

135 bought

The deal is on!

And whats happening this Friday

Whether you like a healthy glow for a special occasion or for a Friday night out with your friends,

Cicero

CDfm wrote: »

There sitting in my inbox this morning was a boards deal for a full body tan. This one is different its a Rockstar one so it makes it more manly.

Does "65% off" mean you get to keep 35% of your clothes on?

CDfm

Cicero wrote: »

Does "65% off" mean you get to keep 35% of your clothes on?

Its a Rockstar Tan for Friday nights :rolleyes:

Raze_them_all

God no, I wouldn't mind till I saw my reflection and would then proceed to viciously beat myself into a coma for getting a fake tan.

Wolfe Tone

Dear god no way

Hail 2 Da Thief

Do it man, you'll look awesome like these guys!




Seriously though, I wouldn't even consider using it!

Mackman

If its for a man, why is there a woman in the picture?

And anyway, why would a man want a full body tan? Its not like anyone would see more than their arms/head/neck.

As for me, never. not a chance.

BillabongMad

AHAH I like this tread interesting reactions.
I got the top half of my body (including face) fake tanned in a proper beauty place.
Don't judge me, I was in a short film so everyone had to go get it done. Was fine though, I didn't turn out orange and it looked natural.
Only bollocks side was the thing came off in lumps so I was scaly for 2 weeks :']

tan11ie

CDfm wrote: »

It is supposed to work well on pale skinned red haired types

^ Nope not true.

Men please don't start tanning yourselves ... example of bad man tan :eek:

mfceiling

Go for it OP

pragmatic1

Bottle_of_Smoke wrote: »

Wouldn't mind a sunbed for a bit of vitamin D but I'd never use make-up fake tan

Yeah if it was a sunbed I'd probably take the offer. Fake tan smells like burnt hair. Nasty stuff.

SugarHigh

tan11ie wrote: »

^ Nope not true.

Men please don't start tanning yourselves ... example of bad man tan :eek:

How can a billionaire not afford a good fake tan?

Standman

SugarHigh wrote: »

How can a billionaire not afford a good fake tan?

Judging by his equally ridiculous wig I think he may need to hire a new stylist

CDfm

I think he may have been photoshopped



If your girlfriend asked you to go for a spray - say if you were getting married - and so you matched in the wedding photo's , would ya ?

BigDuffman

God no...fake tan is for girls end of. Lads who GHD, manicure and fake tan should be made return their man card.

StupidLikeAFox

Mackman wrote: »

Its not like anyone would see more than their arms/head/neck.

You never know!

common sense brigade

A real proper man would never tan on puropose or go on sunbeds. Real men have a healthy glow from working outdoors in all kinds of weather.

CDfm

common sense brigade wrote: »

A real proper man would never tan on puropose or go on sunbeds. Real men have a healthy glow from working outdoors in all kinds of weather.

I shall mow the lawn -NEKKID

PeakOutput

massages - yes
general things that women call pampering - sure
manscaping including waxing - probably
frosted tips - it was a one time thing

fake tan? - not a ****ing chance

zinzan

Can't beleive this ****e is even considered by men - one of my neighbours must have had one - they had this crowd show up - they arrived in a car with the logo emblazoned on the side of the car.. very subtle!

sarcasmo3000

grow a pair chap! a massage is one thing, fake tan?? batty boy, batty boy.