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My new drinking Buddy

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  • 23-02-2011 8:48am
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    Bubs102
    Closed Accounts Posts: 73 ✭✭


    Is Lance von Erich. Was on the piss last night iN Xi'an China and bumped into this old dude and we started chatting and it turns out he's a former tag team partner of warrior a member of the Von Erichs, albeity a fake one.

    Here's some **** from the mouth of a midcarder

    1. Rick Rude never got any pussy. Lance thinks he's a gay but did not seem surprised when I seemed unconvinced

    2. Jericho's a ****. That's what Lance says, apparently he's a right bastard

    3. Lance went to Japan but doesn't remember it

    4. Rey Mysterio's dad once wrestled a match as Santo under Santo's masked because Santo couldn't be arsed

    5.Micheal Hayes is as cool as he seems

    6. George the Animal Steele's day job was a kindergarten teacher and he once brought Lance in for his show and tell as a proffesional wrestler and Kayfabed the **** out of the toddlers.

    I will update this threaqd with more greatness from lance, fromer midcarder, and any questions you wish to pose will be considered.

    PS, if you ever meet a wrestler ask to see his passport photo, greatness


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    drayme
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    Ive no idea who he would have met Jericho.

    Ask him what story he believes on how David Von Erich died?

    What was Fritz like?


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    Bubs101
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,478 ✭✭✭Bubs101


    drayme wrote: »
    Ive no idea who he would have met Jericho.
    ?

    You saying my mates a liar. Reported !


    But probably Mexico or ECW. Regardless, he said he was a ****

    Another story he told me which was good was the one about drugs. Apparently the reason he never turned out like the others (He has a docterate hence Dr. Lance) is because while he took everything under the sun he used to hire a Nurse to pump him up and as such stayed at a so called "healthy dosage".

    And apparently the girls are all the stiffest and hardest to work with because they can't aim their punches or slaps for **** and they don't pull them


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