Depravity of the boards

HornyDevil

I find it disturbing these internet message boards provide a window into the lowest depths of human hatred and vulgarity. The anonymity of this place allows for people to betray their deepest depravities. They reveal things on here that would never be spoken in person. For example:

scratch on my wifes arse

. . . . . and there are many, many more instances, oh yes.

Things I doubt they would even reveal to a therapist. And while the most vile of expression is revealed, it is necessary that they are said, because it draws a more complete picture of the human psyche that would otherwise go undetected.

Dr H. Devil. MD., FRCP., Psy.D., FACC

Wibbs

Dey tuk ur herbs jerbs.

landsleaving

Op. I like sex.

Chris P. Bacon

Are you the French fella?

Dangerous Man

I like watching grannies shit all over each other.

TanG411

Says a lot about you, HornyDevil.

Scarydoll

lol at your username

Sanjuro

HornyDevil wrote: »

Dr H. Devil. MD., FRCP., Psy.D., FACC

You forgot FAPP.

stovelid

Hairy gee.

Black Swan

HornyDevil wrote: »

The anonymity of this place allows for people to betray their deepest depravities.

Swan wakes up. "Did someone say party time?"

sligopark

Sanjuro wrote: »

You forgot FAPP.

nope she forgot T.Roll ...

Badgermonkey

As a Fellow of the Royal College of Paedos, deepest depravities were covered early year 2.

Were you out sick?

knird evol

HornyDevil wrote: »

scratch on my wifes arse

You've no idea, If you think boards is depraved - You should see what the lads were doing to that fellas wife last week

Black Swan

HornyDevil wrote: »

Dr H. Devil. MD., FRCP., Psy.D., FACC

No Piled-higher-and-Deeper?

desaparecidos

Cool story bro

You're doing it wrong

I'm an insufferable wanker

pablomakaveli

Ladies and Gentlemen.

Mr.Conway Twitty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2aeRg_yMSE

Seaneh

Cake Farts, it's my only depravity.

Nodin

HornyDevil wrote: »

I find it disturbing these internet message boards provide a window into the lowest depths of human hatred and vulgarity. The anonymity of this place allows for people to betray their deepest depravities. They reveal things on here that would never be spoken in person. ..........

Ye've led a sheltered life, god love ye...

Son Of A Vidic

Seaneh wrote: »

Cake Farts, it's my only depravity.

Explain and discuss.

Seaneh

Corvus Maximus wrote: »

Explain and discuss.

Just google it dude. I can't link here...

It will make you equally laugh your balls off and think "WTF?!?!" for a solid 5 minutes.

HornyDevil

Seaneh wrote: »

Cake Farts, it's my only depravity.

I'm partial to a bit of madeira myself

Son Of A Vidic

Seaneh wrote: »

Just google it dude. I can't link here...

It will make you equally laugh your balls off and think "WTF?!?!" for a solid 5 minutes.

What can I say......speechless.:eek::D

starbelgrade

Cake Farts....

"A popular website featuring a viral video by former fart porn actress Lisa Wogen.

Set up by Chris Peterson, member of Something Awful forums, who had previously seen it on YouPorn and decided to dedicate a site for the fetish.

In it, Lisa straddles a cake with her butt and releases a truck load of flatulence into it while her butt fills up with chocolate."


Sweet mother of divine. :eek

Coriolanus

Your head is going to explode when you get to 4chan HornyDevil. There's a whole world of tentacle porn, scat and gore awaiting you out there in the interweb.

Insect Overlord

Black Swan wrote: »

Swan wakes up. "Did someone say party time?"

Time for another one of my sexy parties!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5XIubp1Upg

.o/

<o>

\o.

Aoifey!

Lemon Party

My name is URL

HornyDevil wrote: »

I find it disturbing these internet message boards provide a window into the lowest depths of human hatred and vulgarity.

+1.. we should ban windows immediately. I don't want to know what exists outside

landsleaving

What are your feelings on portholes?

WallyGUFC

OP shut the fcuk up and go smear yourself in sh*t!


Is that vulgar enough or...?

landsleaving

WallyGUFC wrote: »

OP shut the fcuk up and go smear yourself in sh*t!


Is that vulgar enough or...?

Needs more cake if you ask me.

gsxr1

WallyGUFC wrote: »

OP shut the fcuk up and go smear yourself in sh*t!


Is that vulgar enough or...?

and all over yo momas tittys . While daddy watches.


Get in there!!!!!

orourkeda

I like headbutting arses, belching on fannies, sneezing on tits and **** onto disgestive biscuits

Sergeant

orourkeda wrote: »

I like headbutting arses, belching on fannies, sneezing on tits and **** onto disgestive biscuits

Ah, a Blackrock College boy!

orourkeda

starbelgrade wrote: »

Cake Farts....

"A popular website featuring a viral video by former fart porn actress Lisa Wogen.

Set up by Chris Peterson, member of Something Awful forums, who had previously seen it on YouPorn and decided to dedicate a site for the fetish.

In it, Lisa straddles a cake with her butt and releases a truck load of flatulence into it while her butt fills up with chocolate."


Sweet mother of divine. :eek

I actually googled fart porn

orourkeda

Sergeant wrote: »

Ah, a Blackrock College boy!

Afraid not

HornyDevil

Originally Posted by WallyGUFC
OP shut the fcuk up and go smear yourself in sh*t!
Is that vulgar enough or...?

landsleaving wrote: »

Needs more cake if you ask me.

I agree landsleaving, needs more cake. Obviously suffering under the delusion that the OP is sincere, and is oblivious to the fact that post is tongue in cheek.

A singular example of a sorry soul who has yet to discover the pleasure of repartee, relying instead on crude, brute force grammar. His name says it all.

gonedrinking

OP take no notice of those vile degenerates, they're not human. Let me regale you with a story that will take your mind off all this unpleasantness.

I want to tell you about the summer I had 4 years ago. I'll never forget that summer. It was the one and only time a female has permitted me to empty my full bladder onto her face before. I can still remember the tense excitement that stole my resolve as I mounted the bed, my legs either side of her head.

I would have loved to have smacked the spit out of her face before hand but strangely for a girl from Finglas she didn't seem keen on the rough stuff.

Being semi-serious in length and girth made pointing my lad a bit harder but once I'd forced the first stutter stream of fresh hot urine down to terrafirma I smiled broadly and boasted a wink to her choaked eyes as she gulped on the piss tea dousing her air passage.

I went face, tits, face, tits as fast as I could all the while watching her moan into a fit of frenzy. Some of my petrol had leaked onto the bed sheet giving me pissy toes but I didn't care.

Only once... maybe twice will I ever get to piss into the face of my lust, now was not the time to be complaining about soiled little soldiers.

HornyDevil

gonedrinking wrote: »

OP take no notice of those vile degenerates, they're not human. Let me regale you with a story that will take your mind off all this unpleasantness.

I want to tell you about the summer I had 4 years ago. I'll never forget that summer. It was the one and only time a female has permitted me to empty my full bladder onto her face before. I can still remember the tense excitement that stole my resolve as I mounted the bed, my legs either side of her head.

I would have loved to have smacked the spit out of her face before hand but strangely for a girl from Finglas she didn't seem keen on the rough stuff.

Being semi-serious in length and girth made pointing my lad a bit harder but once I'd forced the first stutter stream of fresh hot urine down to terrafirma I smiled broadly and boasted a wink to her choaked eyes as she gulped on the piss tea dousing her air passage.

I went face, tits, face, tits as fast as I could all the while watching her moan into a fit of frenzy. Some of my petrol had leaked onto the bed sheet giving me pissy toes but I didn't care.

Only once... maybe twice will I ever get to piss into the face of my lust, now was not the time to be complaining about soiled little soldiers.

away with the fairies.

. . . . perhaps prescription drugs could help you.

pablomakaveli

orourkeda wrote: »

I like headbutting arses, belching on fannies, sneezing on tits and **** onto disgestive biscuits

You play soggy biscuit?

Morag

You need to get out more, here try alt.com instead.

Gummy Panda

gonedrinking wrote: »

OP take no notice of those vile degenerates, they're not human. Let me regale you with a story that will take your mind off all this unpleasantness.

I want to tell you about the summer I had 4 years ago. I'll never forget that summer. It was the one and only time a female has permitted me to empty my full bladder onto her face before. I can still remember the tense excitement that stole my resolve as I mounted the bed, my legs either side of her head.

I would have loved to have smacked the spit out of her face before hand but strangely for a girl from Finglas she didn't seem keen on the rough stuff.

Being semi-serious in length and girth made pointing my lad a bit harder but once I'd forced the first stutter stream of fresh hot urine down to terrafirma I smiled broadly and boasted a wink to her choaked eyes as she gulped on the piss tea dousing her air passage.

I went face, tits, face, tits as fast as I could all the while watching her moan into a fit of frenzy. Some of my petrol had leaked onto the bed sheet giving me pissy toes but I didn't care.

Only once... maybe twice will I ever get to piss into the face of my lust, now was not the time to be complaining about soiled little soldiers.

jaysus... use a bath in future

Wibbs

My name is URL wrote: »

+1.. we should ban windows immediately.

I agree. Mac is so much more elegant and maybe give one of the better Linux distro's a try?