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Couple For Monday

MonkieSocks · 2011-02-21 19:56:59

A newlywed couple arrived back from honeymoon to move into their tiny new flat. "Care to go to bed?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said his blushing bride. "These walls are paper thin. The neighbours will know what you mean! Next time, ask me in code - like, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' - instead." So, the…

21-02-2011 7:56pm

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A newlywed couple arrived back from honeymoon to move into their tiny new flat.

"Care to go to bed?" the husband asked.

"Shh!" said his blushing bride.

"These walls are paper thin. The neighbours will know what you mean! Next time, ask me in code - like, 'Have you left the washing machine door open' - instead."

So, the following night, the husband asks:

"I don't suppose you left the washing machine door open, darling?"

"No," she snapped back, "I definitely shut it." Then she rolled over and fell asleep.

The next morning, she woke up feeling a little frisky herself, so she nudged her husband and said:

"I think I did leave the washing machine door open after all..."

"Don't worry," said the man.

"It was only a small load so I did it by hand."

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A group of blokes were chatting outside of the pub when a woman walked past.

One of the blokes said to his mates "I would give her one"

The woman stopped, spun round and hissed

"I wouldn't have sex with you if you was the last man on earth"

The bloke, quickly replied

"I was actually giving you a mark out of ten………… you fat bitch"

=(:-) Me? I know who I am. I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude (-:)=

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