thing on my back

thingonmyback

to be fair, it isn't the most conventional of topics and i understdand why the lock was used. sorry!, i was going to try and make sure the banter didnt cross the line and i was trying to keep it humourous!

SadieSue

You're back with your back. :pac:

TheZohanS

Post another pic!

Scarydoll

That picture you posted will haunt me.

hondasam

I don't care about your back. go see a doctor.

My name is URL

lol.. did you text Newstalk the other day about that thing on your back? I'm almost certain Moncrieff read a message on air about it

antodeco

It was nice knowing you!

thingonmyback

to be fair, I'd have to respect the rules and i think any more pics wouldn't be appreciated by any of the folk who do a good job of running the place!

sure it's one of these things that you have to laugh at or else you'd lose it, to the person who said that the pic would haunt them, at least you don't have it on your back!

Heisenberg89

How much would you pay me to lick it?

hondasam

are you still here

hondasam

thingonmyback wrote: »

to be fair, I'd have to respect the rules and i think any more pics wouldn't be appreciated by any of the folk who do a good job of running the place!

sure it's one of these things that you have to laugh at or else you'd lose it, to the person who said that the pic would haunt them, at least you don't have it on your back!

why did you open another thread if you respect the rules

thingonmyback

no, i didn't txt newstalk, ive been lurking on the ususal irish boards, proc, politics . ie and the others for a few years, but i decided to grant exclusivity to boards.ie !!

My name is URL

hondasam wrote: »

are you still here

He obviously is.. maybe if you don't want to be subjected to such things you should stop clicking on the link

TheZohanS

Scarydoll wrote: »

That picture you posted will haunt me.

Warning: VERY GROSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIzOum3d05Y

SadieSue

Heisenberg89 wrote: »

How much would you pay me to lick it?

Jaysus... that is just.. not right.

hondasam

My name is URL wrote: »

He obviously is.. maybe if you don't want to be subjected to such things you should stop clicking on the link

sorry I will not click the link again

Scarydoll

TheZohan wrote: »

Warning: VERY GROSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIzOum3d05Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqAvjThsFmA

Dr. Baltar

The internet made me this way.

thingonmyback

I do respect the rules, to be sure, I suppose, I opened another thread cos I thought that it wasn't against the rules. If it is against the rules, guess it'll get locked and that'll be the end of it!

Good responses though!

I wouldn't make my worst enemy lick it, to the person who suggested that, I'd say you could point this yoke at some heavy duty protestors in the midle east and they'd run a mile.

Micky Dolenz

I thought we'd seen the back of you?

hondasam

we seen more of his back than we needed to see.

W.Shakes-Beer

Back off guys, let the man get his thread back on track.

easyeason3

OP is there white tentacles coming out of the growth on your back or is it just a trickery of my eyes?

jimthemental

I'm not messing, I was less disturbed watching 2 girls one cup. 40 seconds in I nearly revisited dinner.:mad:

thingonmyback

Im thinking of going on the dragons den and askin for a 100k investment in my new company which supplies the contraption that I used to tie the knot behind my back, which is a solid achievement, for sure. I'd have enormous 10 x 12 foot photos of all of the various stages the thing has gone through since the tie-off.

If the Irish medicines board will allow the sale of the morning after pill for a tenner in the local dispensary, surely they wouldn't kick up a stink about my contraption.

thingonmyback

the white tentacles are the bits of floss hanging off! its actually that dental tape, slightly flatter than floss and easier to tie knots with. I won't mention any brands, I don't think the major brand dental hygiene providers are going to want to have any part of this procedure!

easyeason3

Ah, so the white thing I thought was tentacles was in fact a piece of string.

It has still ruined my dinner. I was looking forward to chicken curry with noodles :mad:

thingonmyback

oh and by way of clarification, those youtube videos posted earlier do not feature me or the thingonmyback

Heisenberg89

thingonmyback wrote: »

I wouldn't make my worst enemy lick it, to the person who suggested that, I'd say you could point this yoke at some heavy duty protestors in the midle east and they'd run a mile.

I'm a bit stuck for cash, I'd consider a big offer.

Spore

thingonmyback for Taoiseach

whoopdedoo

thingonmyback wrote: »

the white tentacles are the bits of floss hanging off! its actually that dental tape, slightly flatter than floss and easier to tie knots with. I won't mention any brands, I don't think the major brand dental hygiene providers are going to want to have any part of this procedure!

I get these regular enough, probably due to stress and up and down diet, best thing to do is not do too much touching of the boil, my method of treatment is apply a tiny amount of honey to the boil and then mix a small pinch of porridge with a drop of water to make a paste, apply to a plaster and that'll draw out the infection.

works everytime

McChubbin

This thread is nasty as ****.

Micky Dolenz

is this going to get good any time soon? It's just i have plans for later.

thingonmyback

micky, would i be right in thinking one or two more photos would be out of the question? might improve matters!

Badgermonkey

thingonmyback wrote: »

to be fair, I'd have to respect the rules and i think any more pics wouldn't be appreciated by any of the folk who do a good job of running the place!

Is that a thingonmyback-track?

SadieSue

OH no! He's bringing photos back..

Heisenberg89

I blame the bankers for giving the developers the money to build it. Unsustainable!!

thingonmyback

you know, this type of thing is very popular! that embarassing bodies show on channel 4, everyone is talking about it the next day at the coffee machine!

rainbowdrop

Thank God your username isn't 'thingonmysack'

thingonmyback

and i do have to say, at the risk of sacrificing some small amount of anonymity, that i did show it to a friend today, a qualified doctor (albeit a radiologist), he laughed, said keep and eye on it but it'll be grand

Super-Rush

Yawn.

Micky Dolenz

A happy ending, I love them, so I do.


Poor attempt OP, Banned.