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What do you do After After-hours?

  • 20-02-2011 11:40pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭


    .....I have a nice glass of warm milk and cuddle into the missus in my warm bed.

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 882 ✭✭✭darragh16


    I sleep in a racing car. Do you?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    fap.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,822 ✭✭✭iPlop


    I am about to put the laptop down and pound her with a well greased purple bell.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    fap'n'sleep


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,399 ✭✭✭sonic85


    fap'n'sleep

    at the same time? :pac:


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    darragh16 wrote: »
    I sleep in a racing car. Do you?

    Yes.....























    Actually no....I'm an adult.

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    chin_grin wrote: »

    Say you wrecked in the morning......from fappin....

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,704 ✭✭✭squod


    Watch all the funny videos on otvali


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19,986 ✭✭✭✭mikemac


    Go trolling in Personal Issues

    Tell the depressed people to snap out of it.

    Tell the ugly girls the real reasons they can't hold down a man.

    The gay people to seek God and ask for guidance. Actually that's not trolling but good advice

    Some interesting threads over there

    Yes, an AH reply before you flame me!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    ****


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,740 ✭✭✭Asphyxia


    Tea, cuddles, sleep, eat, exercise etc...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    sonic85 wrote: »
    at the same time? :pac:

    sometimes yeah :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Rub my belly while I reflect on the events of the day


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,399 ✭✭✭sonic85


    Rub my belly while I reflect on the events of the day

    does some class of genie appear?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    sonic85 wrote: »
    does some class of genie appear?


    And gave him 3 tissues...

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,160 ✭✭✭Kimono-Girl


    after after hours i usually log off climb into bed and get loads of cuddles* then afterward i fall asleep in his arms!


    *Cuddles = sex.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    I usually get a roll of tin foil and crush it up into a massive ball, then get a coin and try to smooth the whole thing out again.
    Usually kills 10 hours or so.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    fap'n'sleep
    This


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Organize my sock drawer.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Organize my sock drawer.

    I'm holding your odd socks hostage....muhuhaha

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,399 ✭✭✭sonic85


    KeithM89 wrote: »
    I usually get a roll of tin foil and crush it up into a massive ball, then get a coin and try to smooth the whole thing out again.
    Usually kills 10 hours or so.

    must try this sometime as i too have no life


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    wipe my cock in the curtains


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    sonic85 wrote: »
    must try this sometime as i too have no life

    Do! Iv currently got 335 rolls of tin foil beside me. Its very fulfilling, almost as fulfilling as typing some words into a box and posting it for a bunch of strangers to read.


    Yup, im living the dream....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    stevejr wrote: »
    I'm holding your odd socks hostage....muhuhaha

    Gawd darn you. Sad sock joke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Gawd darn you. Sad sock joke.

    Just for that..... I'm gonna cut them and send them back to you piece by piece....

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,419 ✭✭✭born2bwild


    So most of you masturbate, then? As a species I hope we never evolve out of that.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Just dont wreck me fav novelty christmas ones thats all I ask.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Just dont wreck me fav novelty christmas ones thats all I ask.

    I'm wearing it right now....stevejrjr thanks you for the fabric softener....

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    I not sure I wanted to hear that I have digger dematifites.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    :confused:

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Watch Jamie and the Magic Torch.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    stevejr wrote: »
    :confused:

    That ad with the little creatures living under toenails.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Ruu wrote: »
    Watch Jamie and the Magic Torch.:D


    Psychedelic stuff!



    Jamie! Jamie!
    Jamie and the Magic Torch.
    Down the helter skelter, faster and faster,
    Towards Cuckoo Land.

    Wordsworth! Wordsworth!
    Following hard behind.
    Ready for adventure, always there to lend a paw
    ...or hand!

    Mr Boo and all the others too,
    The strangest people you've ever seen.
    And the torch with its magical beam -
    If I hadn't really been there,
    I'd think that I was dreaming!

    Jamie! Jamie!
    No two nights are the same.
    Life is one long glorious game,
    with Jamie.
    Jamie and the Magic Torch!
    Yeah! Switch On!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Go trolling in Personal Issues

    Tell the depressed people to snap out of it.

    Tell the ugly girls the real reasons they can't hold down a man.

    The gay people to seek God and ask for guidance. Actually that's not trolling but good advice

    Some interesting threads over there

    Yes, an AH reply before you flame me!

    Your a terreble f**kin......ah f*** this



















    /gets warm glass of milk and rubs crotch groggily....

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Psychedelic stuff!



    Jamie! Jamie!
    Jamie and the Magic Torch.
    Down the helter skelter, faster and faster,
    Towards Cuckoo Land.

    Wordsworth! Wordsworth!
    Following hard behind.
    Ready for adventure, always there to lend a paw
    ...or hand!

    Mr Boo and all the others too,
    The strangest people you've ever seen.
    And the torch with its magical beam -
    If I hadn't really been there,
    I'd think that I was dreaming!

    Jamie! Jamie!
    No two nights are the same.
    Life is one long glorious game,
    with Jamie.
    Jamie and the Magic Torch!
    Yeah! Switch On!

    Top choon imo


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    Ruu wrote: »
    Watch Jamie and the Magic Torch.:D


    Trippy....

    /checks milk.

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    sometimes yeah :D

    Sleep-****....best Typo ever...

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭ascanbe


    Depends on what time, in any given day, i happen to visit. Usually, though, regardless of the time i happen to leave AH, i take the time for a brief period of reflection into what i'm doing with my life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,145 ✭✭✭LETHAL LADY


    Psychedelic stuff!



    Jamie! Jamie!
    Jamie and the Magic Torch.
    Down the helter skelter, faster and faster,
    Towards Cuckoo Land.

    Wordsworth! Wordsworth!
    Following hard behind.
    Ready for adventure, always there to lend a paw
    ...or hand!

    Mr Boo and all the others too,
    The strangest people you've ever seen.
    And the torch with its magical beam -
    If I hadn't really been there,
    I'd think that I was dreaming!

    Jamie! Jamie!
    No two nights are the same.
    Life is one long glorious game,
    with Jamie.
    Jamie and the Magic Torch!
    Yeah! Switch On!

    Is this double meaning.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    stevejr wrote: »
    Sleep-****....best Typo ever...

    that was no typo :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 813 ✭✭✭wiger toods


    set fire to sfuff around the house! hee! hee!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    OPENROAD wrote: »
    Top choon imo


    The guitar at the start is very Pete Townshend-esque.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,609 ✭✭✭stoneill


    I usually sneak out and covertly incise a 1.5 inch scratch on some blokes wifes arse when she's out with work mates and then see what happens.


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