Yes, oral sex is sex, and it can boost cancer risk

Poshknacker

According to the oral cancer foundation: The latest data suggest that 64% of oropharynx cancers - growing in the middle part of the throat - in the United States are caused by HPV, which is more than tobacco causes, said Maura Gillison of Ohio State University. And as the number of partners on whom you have performed oral sex goes up, the risk of oropharnyx cancer goes up.

So anyone thinking of giving some sweet oral attention to your partners cheesy taco/ purple headed womb ferret, think twice.

http://pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/20/yes-oral-sex-is-sex-and-it-can-boost-cancer-risk/

Marcus.Aurelius

Still worth it.

Fart

I better not show the missus this thread or link.

FatherLen

PURPLE HEADED WOMB FERRET?!?!?!?!?!?

Phoenix Park

Yep. Thats what he said.

galwayrush

In before the President Clinton jokes....

TPD

Hard te beat an oul cheesy taco alrigh'

PK2008

Theres nothing like a cigarette after oral sex

Rancidmaniac13

Life causes cancer

No escaping it.

Uriel.

But HPV doesn't cause lung cancer so let's not say tobacco smoking is better than oral sex. (as in, not as dangerous to your health).. Jus yet

Donal Og O Baelach

Exactly how reliable is this data?

Poshknacker

galwayrush wrote: »

In before the President Clinton jokes....

Funny you should say that, it's actually called 'Lewinsky syndrome' in some countries.

Irish Fire

Christ we have been told that even the air is killing us the ozone layer has holes in it driving the car is killing the planet cows farting is also destroying the planet AND NOW....... NO HEAD?!?!?!? Ah I'm off to live on Mars.........

Poshknacker

Donal Og O Baelach wrote: »

Exactly how reliable is this data?

Extremely. Out of ten i'd give it at least a three.

Dr. Baltar

ooooh.... tough one.

Wanna go halves on cancer?!

rainbowtrout

Fun for non smokers explaining how they got throat cancer....

fulhamfanincork

Another thing that humans enjoy and they are being told not to do it,

Drink Drugs Sex, what next ban books? ban walks in the park?

Irish Fire

bluewolf wrote: »

Wanna go halves on cancer?!

68 and I'll owe her one......

Sofiztikated

AH answer: So....I get head, and she might permenantly lose her voice? The bad part is.....?

fat__tony

Poshknacker wrote: »

cheesy taco/ purple headed womb ferret

Yoink!

TheZohanS

Poshknacker wrote: »

According to the oral cancer foundation: The latest data suggest that 64% of oropharynx cancers - growing in the middle part of the throat - in the United States are caused by HPV, which is more than tobacco causes, said Maura Gillison of Ohio State University. And as the number of partners on whom you have performed oral sex goes up, the risk of oropharnyx cancer goes up.

So anyone thinking of giving some sweet oral attention to your partners cheesy taco/ purple headed womb ferret, think twice.

http://pagingdrgupta.blogs.cnn.com/2011/02/20/yes-oral-sex-is-sex-and-it-can-boost-cancer-risk/

Awe....someone's not getting any....

hatrickpatrick

http://www.bnet.com/blog/drug-business/this-oral-sex-cancer-scare-brought-to-you-by-glaxosmithkline/4502

I call bollocks. Even if it isn't bollocks, get vaccinated and it becomes bollocks.

fidge.

most things cause cancer it seems! after reading an article saying very hot tea causes cancer i gave up avoiding things.

also, this is only if the person has hpv and passes it on to you. same with ovarian cancer.

Poshknacker

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

http://www.bnet.com/blog/drug-business/this-oral-sex-cancer-scare-brought-to-you-by-glaxosmithkline/4502

I call bollocks. Even if it isn't bollocks, get vaccinated and it becomes bollocks.

I in turn call fanny. Fanny and ass (possibly a boob or two).

hatrickpatrick

Next up: hand sex (either with yourself or your partner) causes Hand Cancer, and the only way to avoid it is to by Glaxo's vaccine. NO ONE ELSE CAN SAVE YOU!!!

Poshknacker

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Next up: hand sex (either with yourself or your partner) causes Hand Cancer, and the only way to avoid it is to by Glaxo's vaccine. NO ONE ELSE CAN SAVE YOU!!!

Grrr!! Big pharmaceuticals! Me so angy!

Micky Dolenz

OP Banned

Dudess

If this applies to cunnilingus, outrageous! :mad:

If this applies to fellatio, that's... awful.

Wombferret

Dudess wrote: »

If this applies to cunnilingus, outrageous! :mad:

If this applies to fellatio, that's... awful.

Awful? Like a good hotdog eatin' competition do we?

Micky Dolenz

Wombferret wrote: »

Awful? Like a good hotdog eatin' competition do we?

*Yawn*

Banned.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

fat__tony wrote: »

Yoink!

Wombferret wrote: »

Awful? Like a good hotdog eatin' competition do we?

Hmm...

mfceiling

I'm married so this doesn't affect me.
Tough luck to everyone else who is eating snatch and getting bj's....

mfceiling

mfceiling wrote: »

I'm married so this doesn't affect me.

It might affect your wife though

Micky Dolenz

presupposition wrote: »

You think banning people is boring?! Try registering three hotmail accounts in a half an hour!

Touché

*Tips hat*

Banned.

Marcus.Aurelius

presupposition wrote: »

You think banning people is boring?! Try registering three hotmail accounts in a half an hour!

Witty. :pac:

Gummy Panda

Won't stop this bear licking a greasy kebab

FloatingVoter

If I spell Cunnillingus right do I get banned too ?

tallaghtmick

no oral anymore :(but when shes on the blob ill have nowhere to put......oh heyyyyyyy wait there is those sneaky anal loving scientists:D

NickCavesbarse

tallaghtmick wrote: »

no oral anymore :(but when shes on the blob ill have nowhere to put......oh heyyyyyyy wait there is those sneaky anal loving scientists:D

You've obviously never heard of the 'fourth orifice'.