Funny Observations about Life

MLH1

Say someone aged 28 takes out a 35 year mortgage, they have signed up for a contract thats 7 years longer than their life so far.

galwayrush

Wow, same would apply to anyone up to 34 years of age....:p

orourkeda

Mortgages. Gas

Praetorian Saighdiuir

You start life in a nappy and If you live long enough, you may end up in a nappy at the end of it too

Or

You are born being squeezed out of a box and when you die you get put back into a box.

Agonist

Just say someone who was 6 feet tall and bought a stepladder that was 8 feet tall, that would actually be 33% taller than him.

Am I doing it right?

MagicMarker

Thread title should be changed to ''Observations''.

galwayrush

Agonist wrote: »

Just say someone who was 6 feet tall and bought a stepladder that was 8 feet tall, that would actually be 33% taller than him.

Am I doing it right?

What about the 6 ft person standing on the ladder, of course he can't stand on the highest steps safely. ah never mind, ............

Zamboni

Survival of the fittest worked for millenia.
Then we created the welfare system.

pajor

Non-Irish think the Irish saying 'everything's grand' is hilarious

Mena

pajor wrote: »

Non-Irish think the Irish saying 'everything's grand' is hilarious

Actually no, we don't.

smk89

MagicMarker wrote: »

Thread title should be changed to ''Observations''.

And the word funny should be removed

pajor

Mena wrote: »

Actually no, we don't.

Good. They were Dutch so it mind explain something. Bit of a generalisation, sorry

BOHtox

If my auntie had balls she'd be my uncle

phelixoflaherty

The average person has less then 2 legs

Storminateacup

galwayrush wrote: »

Wow, same would apply to anyone up to 34 years of age....:p

no, it wouldnt. it would be 1 year as opposed to 7.

TanG411

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

Sergeant

Gaelic football is a dreadfully boring sport when you look at it for any extended period of time.

Badgermonkey

Isn't sh1t sh1t?

Bog

How about them airline peanuts?

the keen edge

It is estimated that 99% of all species of life to have ever lived on planet earth are now, today, extinct.

Big Pussy Bonpensiero

Sergeant wrote: »

Gaelic football is a dreadfully boring sport when you look at it for any extended period of time.

Hence the 80,000 seater stadium:rolleyes:

Nolanger

How come whenever someone on a TV gameshow wins a sunbed as a prize they're always white?

Sticky_Fingers

Every single person who has ever lived has spend their entire existence on a little pebble of a world whose presence would be practically undetectable by anyone viewing our solar system from the nearest star.

Badgermonkey

THFC wrote: »

Hence the 80,000 seater stadium:rolleyes:

Full twice a year

Heisenberg89

Jaysus ever notice us Irish drink a lot? We're mad.

Bykobap

Irish supporting English soccer clubs.

ascanbe

Zamboni wrote: »

Survival of the fittest worked for millenia.
Then we created the welfare system.

Any form of government/attempt at social cohesion is, in essence, a 'welfare system'. Millennia of philosophy/thinking/experience has gone into creating some of the basic tenets that democratic socities, imperfect as they are, rest on today.
Would you really like to live in a truly dog-eat-dog 'society'?

Big Nasty

Gee smells like fish but tastes like chicken

the keen edge

MCMLXXV wrote: »

Gee smells like fish but tastes like chicken

......and looks like rashers.

rainbowtrout

DerangedDreamer wrote: »

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

...and it's possible to eat more of them.

Zamboni

ascanbe wrote: »

Would you really like to live in a truly dog-eat-dog 'society'?

Nah. I was never a fan of canine oral sex.

will1569reptile

You always seem to find yourself at least once looking at your poo or looking at the toilet roll that you just wiped your arse with.:pac:

whatswhat

Dont take life too seriously, no one gets out alive anyway.

will1569reptile

Every one loves there own brand.

ardinn

Mena wrote: »

Actually no, we don't.

Your from drogheda! - according to google :cool:

Micky Dolenz

Just cos someone is smiling doesn't mean they are happy.

pragmatic1

the keen edge wrote: »

It is estimated that 99% of all species of life to have ever lived on planet earth are now, today, extinct.

And most of them alive today are microorganisms.

pragmatic1

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

Every single person who has ever lived has spend their entire existence on a little pebble of a world whose presence would be practically undetectable by anyone viewing our solar system from the nearest star.

But whats inside our heads has more complexity than anything in the known universe.

Frogeye

its always raining and windy when I go through cork airport. always.