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STAN AND JENNY

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  • 19-02-2011 9:54pm
    #1
    barney4001
    Registered Users Posts: 1,447 ✭✭✭


    > Stan, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.
    >
    > Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their
    > wedding she and Stan should have separate bedrooms, because she is
    > concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if
    > they spend the entire night together.
    >
    > After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the
    > expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door
    > opens and there is Stan, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
    > They unite as one. All goes well, Stan takes leave of his bride,
    > and she prepares to go to sleep.
    >
    > After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door,
    > and it's Stan, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat
    > surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newlyweds are
    > done, Stan kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
    >
    > She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Stan is
    > back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old,
    > ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other.
    >
    > But as Stan gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I
    > am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and
    > so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who
    > were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Stan.'
    >
    > Stan, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was
    > here already?'
    >
    > The moral of the story:
    >
    > Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages.
    >
    > PS.. Have I sent this to you already


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    #2
    barney4001
    Registered Users Posts: 1,447 ✭✭✭barney4001


    Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker.

    It was just After Eight.

    They got off at Quality Street .

    He asked her name. 'Polo, I'm the one with the hole' she said with a Wispa.

    'I'm Marathon , the one with the nuts' he replied.

    He touched her Cream Eggs, which was a Kinder Surprise for her.

    Then he slipped his hand into her Snickers, which made her Ripple.

    He fondled her Jelly Babies and she rubbed his Tic Tacs.

    Soon they were Heart Throbs.

    It was a Fab moment as she screamed in Turkish Delight.

    But, 3 days later, his Sherbet Dip Dab started to itch.

    Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he had Allsorts!


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