A government of boardsies.

strobe

So, it's the day after election day. Somehow you have been granted the position of high selector of all Eirinn (just imagine a fada{imagine one on fada as well[and one in that one too]. In your benevolent wisdom ([{see: insanity}]) you have decided to form a cabinet of boards.ie users. Who do you place where in the hope of making Ireland number one producer of grade B awesomeness in whole of northern hemisphere?

Foreign Affairs:?

Education and Skills:?

Health and Children:?

Finance:?

Defence:?

Environment and Heritage :?

Tourism, Culture and Sport:?

Enterprise and Trade:?

Agriculture:?

Justice and Law:?

Community and Equality:?

Transport:?






(Why the fukk are there so many departments in our government? I cut about half of them and there is still all that.....anyways....)

Senna

strobe wrote: »

Health and Children:?

Synper

Cheap Thrills!

BAGS ME Foreign Affairs!!!!

KeithM89_old

Dibs on Dept of Defence!

orourkeda

Who's minister for coke and hookers

orourkeda

Foreign Affairs: Feeky Magee

Pauleta

Dept of Justice and Law: Facekicker

123balltv

feck the government
the IMF/EU are running this small, ****ty Country

orourkeda

Agriculture: Pighead

ejmaztec

Can I be Minister for Déjà Vu?

stevejr

Biggins for the Education Portfolio because he's just so damn eloquent and his noble spirit will embiggin us all.

Duffy the Vampire Slayer

It would be a very libertarian government anyway.

strobe

Can I be Minister for Déjà Vu?

ArtSmart

orourkeda wrote: »

Who's minister for coke and hookers

he he.

i dunno, between being hyper from soft drinks and sailing around Galway bay, you must be pretty wrecked.

what about ' Minister for political reform?

squod

Squod for Tánaiste. I certainly have the fucking language for it.

Badgermonkey

Any funding for Dept. of Crazy Hybrids? (Junior Ministry encompassing Mad Science, Religion etc.)

mikemac

Degsy for Justice

The Citizen for Garda Commissioner

ArtSmart

strobe wrote: »

So, it's the day after election day. Somehow you have been granted the position of high selector of all Eirinn (just imagine a fada{imagine one on fada as well[and one in that one too]. In your benevolent wisdom ([{see: insanity}]) you have decided to form a cabinet of boards.ie users. Who do you place where in the hope of making Ireland number one producer of grade B awesomeness in whole of northern hemisphere?

Foreign Affairs:? Chris De Burg

Education and Skills:? The Taxi Fed of Ireland

Health and Children:? Garry Glitter.

Finance:? Ben Dunne

Defence:? em Willie O'Dea. (complex joke)

Environment and Heritage :? the IMF

Tourism, Culture and Sport:? Dana

Enterprise and Trade:? Sean Fitzpatrick

Agriculture:? Micheal Healy Rae. / a donkey

Justice and Law:? David Drumm

Community and Equality:? again, Sean Fitzpatrick

Transport:? noel dempsey






(Why the fukk are there so many departments in our government? I cut about half of them and there is still all that.....anyways....)

Killer Pigeon

It's simple really;


Foreign Affairs: DeVore

Education and Skills: DeVore

Health and Children: DeVore

Finance: DeVore

Defence: DeVore

Environment and Heritage : DeVore

Tourism, Culture and Sport: DeVore

Enterprise and Trade: DeVore

Agriculture: DeVore

Justice and Law: DeVore

Community and Equality: DeVore

Transport: DeVore


Also;

Tánaiste: DeVore
Taoiseach: DeVore
President: DeVore
Ceann Comhairle: DeVore

ejmaztec

ejmaztec wrote: »

Can I be Minister for Déjà Vu?

strobe wrote: »

Can I be Minister for Déjà Vu?

I'm sure this happened before.:eek:

orourkeda

OutlawPete: Deparment of Justice

fonecrusher1

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

It's simple really;


Foreign Affairs: DeVore

Education and Skills: DeVore

Health and Children: DeVore

Finance: DeVore

Defence: DeVore

Environment and Heritage : DeVore

Tourism, Culture and Sport: DeVore

Enterprise and Trade: DeVore

Agriculture: DeVore

Justice and Law: DeVore

Community and Equality: DeVore

Transport: DeVore


Also;

Tánaiste: DeVore
Taoiseach: DeVore
President: DeVore
Ceann Comhairle: DeVore

Minister for kissing ass: Killer Pigeon

ejmaztec

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

It's simple really;


Foreign Affairs: DeVore

Education and Skills: DeVore

Health and Children: DeVore

Finance: DeVore

Defence: DeVore

Environment and Heritage : DeVore

Tourism, Culture and Sport: DeVore

Enterprise and Trade: DeVore

Agriculture: DeVore

Justice and Law: DeVore

Community and Equality: DeVore

Transport: DeVore


Also;

Tánaiste: DeVore
Taoiseach: DeVore
President: DeVore
Ceann Comhairle: DeVore

Of course, he'd have to use his real name, Dick Tayter.

ilovesleep

I want to be minister for justice please
I want to bring back EXECUTION.

stevejr

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Minister for kissing ass: Killer Pigeon

Someone wants to be a mod me thinks....brownoser...

Killer Pigeon

fonecrusher1 wrote: »

Minister for kissing ass: Killer Pigeon

Well, fonecrusher1, you're now on my enemies list ...

*Fiddles around with pen and piece of paper*

... Nah! It says "fonecrusher1 is my bestest best friend"

Killer Pigeon

ejmaztec wrote: »

Of course, he'd have to use his real name, Dick Tayter.

That was the whole point ....

ejmaztec

ilovesleep wrote: »

I want to be minister for justice please
I want to bring back EXECUTION.

Killers of pigeons would be your first priority, it'll get you warmed up for the main event.

strobe

ejmaztec wrote: »

I'm sure this happened before.:eek:

Directed by M.Night Shyamalan....

My name is URL

Until you're of voting age, yore ma quite literally holds all of those positions

..like a pro

Oranage2

Killer Pigeon wrote: »

It's simple really;


Foreign Affairs: DeVore

Education and Skills: DeVore

Health and Children: DeVore

Finance: DeVore

Defence: DeVore

Environment and Heritage : DeVore

Tourism, Culture and Sport: DeVore

Enterprise and Trade: DeVore

Agriculture: DeVore

Justice and Law: DeVore

Community and Equality: DeVore

Transport: DeVore


Also;

Tánaiste: DeVore
Taoiseach: DeVore
President: DeVore
Ceann Comhairle: DeVore

I see you're going for the Monica Lewinsky role!

ejmaztec

strobe wrote: »

Directed by M.Night Shyamalan....

We'll have to draw straws to get the Ministry for Short-Term Memory Loss job, if we can remember where we put the feckin straws.

Killer Pigeon

Oranage2 wrote: »

I see you're going for the Monica Lewinsky role!

Yes, Mr. President.

Cheap Thrills!

I want some quangos and junkets and a couple of pensions.

ascanbe

The plum Ministerial position of 'Pretty damn impressive missives relating to defacation, unconditional support for Israel and referring to those you disagree with as pal' would have to be filled by Flutterinbantum.
Can't think of any other contenders.

pablomakaveli

If boards are going into government we need to create a ministry of porn.

The porn minister will ensure every adult in the country has adequate access to porn to fulfill their fapping needs. And when someone turns 18 they'll get a gift basket of porn from the porn ministry.

starbelgrade

pablomakaveli wrote: »

The porn minister will ensure every adult in the country has adequate access to porn to fulfill their fapping needs.

Any adult who can't find porn these days should be put down.

hondasam

starbelgrade wrote: »

Any adult who can't find porn these days should be put down.

Any adult who is not involved in porn these days should be put down :pac: