Need a Paddy's Day Slogan

boarddotie

So I live in small town USA and I am the only real life Irish person there. There will be a St Patricks's day parade and everyone keeps talking about the boozing and the fun and how they are all Irish (yeah yeah).

I love Paddy's day but I think I might get offened at this one. I need a slogan for a Banner (I will be on a float) or a t-shirt that screams out: "Feck ye all who think ye are Irish, I am actually Irish" (that one might not be a bad idea actually :cool:).

Any imaginative ideas?

I dont want any responses about how I shouldnt be proud to be Irish at this time (thats a whole other argument with these people over here and their utopian views). But they are using this holiday as an excuse to get sh1tfaced (as do we, I know, I know) so I need to stand up and out in the crowd :pac:

squod

Drink, feck, be Irish

ballsymchugh

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PandyAndy

"I'm the Prime Minister of Ireland!"

http://simpsonsimages.tumblr.com/photo/1280/1206200664/1/tumblr_l9h88hf1Rm1qdoghi

nosey rosie

I know and I sympathise Boarddotie... its depressing the impression a lot of Americans have of the Irish.... drink, drink, drink

No idea what your slogan could be... maybe something celebrating Irish literature or culture? The other things we're famous for...

MrStuffins

nosey rosie wrote: »

I know and I sympathise Boarddotie... its depressing the impression a lot of Americans have of the Irish.... drink, drink, drink

No idea what your slogan could be... maybe something celebrating Irish literature or culture? The other things we're famous for...

lol

Turtyturd

I'm in more debt than you.

Where To

La Fheile Phadraig!!

bonerm

"To Ireland, the blacks of Europe (if you don't count the Muslims and the Blacks.)"

nosey rosie

MrStuffins wrote: »

lol

I know... silly me, I gave a genuine, non-sneery answer on AH. When will learn?

SadieSue

"I'm a savage for pigs arse and cabbage"

fontanalis

There is no Saint Patty
or
Let's celebrate everyones favourite Welsh slave by getting drunk

nosey rosie

bonerm wrote: »

"To Ireland, the blacks of Europe (if you don't count the Muslims and the Blacks.)"

That sounds like The Commitments... "The Irish are the blacks of Europe... and Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland"

Bodhisopha

Dare's more to Oireland dan dis.

boarddotie

fontanalis wrote: »

There is no Saint Patty
or
Let's celebrate everyones favourite Welsh slave by getting drunk

LOL! this is good.

Or Happy St Pattys Day and a picture of a sausage patty next to it

Sunnyisland

I am Irish & proud of it. simples

admiralofthefleet

welcome to Ireland, gief monies plox

boarddotie

realies wrote: »

I am Irish & proud of it. simples

That is too much like what they would say themselves. I need to be subtle yet scathing

boarddotie

Im getting an idea: On the back of the t-shirt list things and say

"Unless you know who these people are you are NOT Irish"

Bosco, Joe Duffy, Gaybo, Sean Og O hAlpin, etc etc

OR

"if a lift is a ride, you are NOT Irish"

storykid

10% Irish
90% drunk!

grrrrrrrrrr

'Green for a Day', thats what it was in our town a few years back. The imagination is unreal

Hooked

I'd use a play on words between the real deal, IRISH...

And those who'd like to be but aren't... I-WISH...

For your float banner... IRISH on board. I-WISH they roared!

Or something to that effect.

Savage93

boarddotie wrote: »

So I live in small town USA and I am the only real life Irish person there. There will be a St Patricks's day parade and everyone keeps talking about the boozing and the fun and how they are all Irish (yeah yeah).

I love Paddy's day but I think I might get offened at this one. I need a slogan for a Banner (I will be on a float) or a t-shirt that screams out: "Feck ye all who think ye are Irish, I am actually Irish" (that one might not be a bad idea actually :cool:).

Any imaginative ideas?

I dont want any responses about how I shouldnt be proud to be Irish at this time (thats a whole other argument with these people over here and their utopian views). But they are using this holiday as an excuse to get sh1tfaced (as do we, I know, I know) so I need to stand up and out in the crowd :pac:

WHO'S YOUR PADDY!!!!!!:D

Captain_Generic

grrrrrrrrrr wrote: »

'Green for a Day', thats what it was in our town a few years back. The imagination is unreal

Weed smokers wouldn't appreciate that as much

LambsEye

"Real Irish Hate You."

boarddotie

Hooked wrote: »

I'd use a play on words between the real deal, IRISH...

And those who'd like to be but aren't... I-WISH...

For your float banner... IRISH on board. I-WISH they roared!

Or something to that effect.

LOVE IT! I can defo see "Irish, More like I-Wish" on something

Savage93 wrote: »

WHO'S YOUR PADDY!!!!!!:D

This would go down very well indeed. While its not scathing enough I could see this being a popular refrain with everybody.

LambsEye wrote: »

"Real Irish Hate You."

Too scathing! yet sums my feelings up

biko

Maybe something like this?
or
"Irish ghettos has better crack"

120_Minutes

**** your honda civic etc...

sideswipe

I M F'ed
E U are F'ed
We're all F'ed

Feeona

How about 'Even though I'm a guest in your country, and you're honouring my country's patron saint, I still look down on every one of you AND your stinking hospitality'.

That'll learn 'em. Pricks.

bradlente

Duno about the front but the back should just say "shift?"

squod

Front: Any Irish in you

Back: Do you want some.

Arnold Layne

squod wrote: »

Front: Any Irish in you

Back: Do you want some In Me

Fixed that for all preferences;)

stovelid

"Youse are all American cunts" should get across the right tone of drunkenness, pugnacity and parochialism.

Sonnenblumen

boarddotie wrote: »

So I live in small town USA and I am the only real life Irish person there. There will be a St Patricks's day parade and everyone keeps talking about the boozing and the fun and how they are all Irish (yeah yeah).

I love Paddy's day but I think I might get offened at this one. I need a slogan for a Banner (I will be on a float) or a t-shirt that screams out: "Feck ye all who think ye are Irish, I am actually Irish" (that one might not be a bad idea actually :cool:).

Any imaginative ideas?

I dont want any responses about how I shouldnt be proud to be Irish at this time (thats a whole other argument with these people over here and their utopian views). But they are using this holiday as an excuse to get sh1tfaced (as do we, I know, I know) so I need to stand up and out in the crowd :pac:

Paddy's Back

Debthree

ME: As Irish as Guinness and Stew
YOU: As Irish as Apple Pie.

EvilMonkey

Send money!

seafood dunleavy

If you're Irish and it's Paddy's Day,you're probably too drunk to read this.

pablomakaveli

How about a tricolour with a banner underneath that says:

"Ireland: where the fields are green, the men are white and the women are orange"

im invisible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JPT3feipJ8

...we gave the world the wavin pipe

garv123

front
you think you're irish?
back
"póg mo thóin"

garv123

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch.

Trog

If you can read this, you're not Irish.

OR:

The real Irish do this every day.

OR, simply,

Pints?

Pdfile

boarddotie wrote: »

Any imaginative ideas?

" drinkin sly naggins with biffo since 1987 "

Orim

Alcohol, the solution to and cause of most of life's problems.

Berty

How about?

"Did You know St Patricks was a Welsh Slave?"

Paddy Samurai

boarddotie wrote: »

I need a slogan for a Banner (I will be on a float) or a t-shirt that screams out: "Feck ye all who think ye are Irish, I am actually Irish" (that one might not be a bad idea actually :cool:).

IRISH.......BORN IN DUBLIN 1978

OR

PRODUCT OF IRELAND

OR

IRISH EXPORT 2010


0R

Guaranteed IRISH PUSSY
BORD BIA APPROVED

boarddotie

squod wrote: »

Front: Any Irish in you

Back: Do you want some.

Class, but Im a girl. Im trying to think how I could manipulate it!

EvilMonkey wrote: »

Send money!

So true, I should start a 'charitible collection'

Trog wrote: »

The real Irish do this every day.

This is one of my favs

Paddy Samurai wrote: »

IRISH EXPORT 2010

Love it!!

Too much to choose from now!

Im Only 71Kg

Piss on the street,Puke on your shirt and **** in your Jocks..everybody loves paddy's day.