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Road Frontage

  • 18-02-2011 10:13am
    #1
    bm365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭


    Do you have any? Do you want any? Would you get involved with someone just for a bit of road frontage?


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  • #2
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    No. Youre alright


  • #3
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    I have double road frontage!


  • #4
    Jimmy the Wheel
    Closed Accounts Posts: 220 ✭✭Jimmy the Wheel


    bm365 wrote: »
    Would you get involved with someone just for a bit of road frontage?

    Not worth the bothar.


  • #5
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    phasers wrote: »
    I have double road frontage!

    They're airbags


  • #6
    podgemonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    I have double road frontage too. In some parts of the country I'd be some sort of God.


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  • #7
    Naos
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    I'll bite.

    What is Road Frontage?


  • #8
    Smcgie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Smcgie


    I want it, its the first thing I ask a girl when I see her.. Amazing culchie chat up line.

    I have none but I'm not giving 80-100k for a site!


  • #9
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Naos wrote: »
    What is Road Frontage?

    An anagram of Adorer Fag Not?


  • #10
    podgemonster
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭podgemonster


    When the land you own fronts directly onto or immediately adjacent too a public road.

    When your land also fronts the opposite site of that same road then this is double road frontage.

    It can increase the value of your land 10 fold hence why women are interested to know when you have land whether or not it has road frontage. Careful though saying it can cause an immediate orgasm.


  • #11
    Bendihorse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,017 ✭✭✭Bendihorse


    Lads have often spun that line to me, 'I have road frontage'... WTF like?


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  • #12
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    phasers wrote: »
    I have double road frontage!

    Does it come with easy back access?


  • #13
    Smcgie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,379 ✭✭✭Smcgie


    Naos wrote: »
    I'll bite.

    What is Road Frontage?

    From collins dictionary:

    Road Frontage - a plot of land or a field in which has the highest possibility of receiving FPP (full planning permission) often used to win over the opposite sex in rural Ireland. Those without Road Frontage are commonly virgins who marry later in life due to not holding the asset. Confrontation can often occur when the deceased leave relatives/church/cats home behind in a will.

    The most expensive Road Frontage is known as 'Elevated' lower down the scale is 'Bog,

    :D


  • #14
    Orando Broom
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,351 ✭✭✭Orando Broom


    Anyone who doesn't have road frontage is a c'unt.


  • #15
    Micky Dolenz
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭Micky Dolenz


    That's so 2005


  • #16
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    I don't own it but i rent it.
    That any use?


  • #17
    th3 s1aught3r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,925 ✭✭✭th3 s1aught3r


    bm365 wrote: »
    Do you have any? Do you want any? Would you get involved with someone just for a bit of road frontage?

    Celtic Tiger is over man


  • #18
    bm365
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 252 ✭✭bm365


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I don't own it but i rent it.
    That any use?

    You tell me, has it ever got you any pussy?


  • #19
    thebigbiffo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,941 ✭✭✭thebigbiffo


    our family had road frontage on an acre or so...my older brother built a house on it and his mortgage isn't much over a 100k: i bought a 380k house in 2007...murder may have to be done in our family, it's the irish way...

    true f'uckin story*

    *well, everything except the murder bit. this aint no fable.


  • #20
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I'm fine for gates, thanks.


  • #21
    Cú Giobach
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Cú Giobach


    podgemonster wrote: »
    I have double road frontage too. In some parts of the country I'd be some sort of God.

    I see your double road frontage and raise you south facing coastal road frontage, in the heaven that is Cork. :cool:


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  • #22
    chicken fingers
    Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭chicken fingers


    WRT "road frontage" joke, its a recycled joke, could be funny if delivered properly.
    This attempt, not great. Try again later.


  • #23
    NothingMan
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    alwaysadub wrote: »
    I don't own it but i rent it.
    That any use?
    bm365 wrote: »
    You tell me, has it ever got you any pussy?


    I hope it has. I like a bit of girl on girl action. :pac:


  • #24
    mars411
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31 ✭mars411


    Smcgie wrote: »
    I want it, its the first thing I ask a girl when I see her.. Amazing culchie chat up line.

    I have none but I'm not giving 80-100k for a site!

    Well you better start looking then.


  • #25
    garv123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭garv123


    Frontage Road

    Combination of two things, the Hersey Highway and the Tittie ****. Since doing someone up the ass is called doing the hersey highway, and doing someone's tits is called a tittie ****, by combining them you get the Frontage Road. What you do is **** their ass cheeks, but don't actually enter the asshole. For those that don't know a frontage road is the road that runs along a highway, and sometimes is what's used to get on the highway. It's your choice if **** is involved, cause it's not necessary, but sure is fun!

    Girl: God my ass hurts!
    Guy: Why, mexican food?
    Girl: No, Todd gave me a Frontage Road last night, and we didn't have lube.

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=road+frontage


  • #26
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Shannon frontage!


  • #27
    SomeFool
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,452 ✭✭✭SomeFool


    thebigbiffo wrote: »
    our family had road frontage on an acre or so...my older brother built a house on it and his mortgage isn't much over a 100k: i bought a 380k house in 2007...murder may have to be done in our family, it's the irish way...

    There was a time the second son was sent off to the priesthood after the first son got the land so count your blesings :)


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