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Yeah! But he's a luvly bum...

  • 18-02-2011 4:56am
    #1
    AskMyChocolate
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,312 ✭✭✭


    I was just wondering what are the wimminz's excuses for running away at the shank of the evening wityh an appalling fool?

    Y'know the lads' excuses. "I thought she had a bottle of Blue label vodka, and she's a luvly bum."

    Sshhhh.

    Excellent bottomm, but Ssshuuussh.

    Y'call that blue laBEL?:mad:


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  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    wha?


  • #3
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    This type of bum?

    http://walyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hobo-bed-sheets-design-1.jpg


  • #4
    Jet Black
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    'I needed me hole'


  • #5
    jimbob86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 307 ✭✭jimbob86


    They all have lovely bottoms


  • #6
    Jamiekelly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,047 ✭✭✭Jamiekelly


    If I decipher what you said, do I get a medal?


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  • #7
    phasers
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    'I thought she had a bottle of blue label vodka'?


  • #8
    Menengroth™
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 920 ✭✭✭Menengroth™


    Get off the computer mam, you're drunk.


  • #9
    FatherLen
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,808 ✭✭✭FatherLen


    what in the b'jaysus are you shytin on about?


  • #10
    Dick Burns
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭Dick Burns


    sure shes a lovely bottom....but Of course... they all have lovely bottoms :D


  • #11
    Angron
    Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Music Moderators, Regional Midlands Moderators Posts: 24,137 Mod ✭✭✭✭Angron


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    This type of bum?

    http://walyou.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/hobo-bed-sheets-design-1.jpg
    My first thought. Cause "he is a lovely bum" after all :D


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  • #12
    rainbowdrop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,294 ✭✭✭rainbowdrop


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    I was just wondering what are the wimminz's excuses for running away at the shank of the evening wityh an appalling fool?

    Y'know the lads' excuses. "I thought she had a bottle of Blue label vodka, and she's a luvly bum."

    Sshhhh.

    Excellent bottomm, but Ssshuuussh.

    Y'call that blue laBEL?:mad:

    I haven't a clue what the OP's talking about, but it needs to be quoted for when he's sober.......


  • #13
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    at the shank of the evening

    Curious phrase there.

    Are you on the Voddy now?

    Did we share an apartment in Dun Laoghaire in 2001?


  • #14
    geeky
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,380 ✭✭✭geeky


    Jamiekelly wrote: »
    If I decipher what you said, do I get a medal?

    Translation:
    -AH being a largely male environment, we all know the kind of excuses that men make to their friends after they've gone home with an absolute mutt.
    - The OP (and now I) would be curious to know how women justify the end-of-night-desperation-shag-with-a-total-numpty to their mates.

    I'll have my medal now please. :cool:


  • #15
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    geeky wrote: »
    Translation:
    -AH being a largely male environment, we all know the kind of excuses that men make to their friends after they've gone home with an absolute mutt.
    - The OP (and now I) would be curious to know how women justify the end-of-night-desperation-shag-with-a-total-numpty to their mates.

    Ah I see, thanks.

    Burst hot water bottle replacement I'm guessing.


  • #16
    jester77
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,264 ✭✭✭✭jester77


    Sounds like someone has just woken up slightly soberer, turned over in the bed and is mortified at what is beside them!!

    If it's her place then grab your jocks and run. If it's yours be a gentleman and make her some breakfast :)


  • #17
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    jester77 wrote: »
    Sounds like someone has just woken up slightly soberer, turned over in the bed and is mortified at what is beside them!!

    If it's her place then grab your jocks and run. If it's yours be a gentleman and make her some breakfast :)

    Eat some more pussy before she leaves.

    A real breakfast


  • #18
    GavRedKing
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 53,262 ✭✭✭✭GavRedKing


    AskMyChocolate wrote: »
    I was just wondering what are the wimminz's excuses for running away at the shank of the evening wityh an appalling fool?

    Y'know the lads' excuses. "I thought she had a bottle of Blue label vodka, and she's a luvly bum."

    Sshhhh.

    Excellent bottomm, but Ssshuuussh.

    Y'call that blue laBEL?:mad:

    Did you by any chance chat up a women for the night only for her to go home with someone else, leaving you frustrated?


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