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male kiss and tells

  • 18-02-2011 1:14am
    #1
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭


    ye never really hear of men shagging women celebs then running to the paper to sell their stories....like ye hear women all the time sleeping with footballers and rating them in the paper.. id rather hear about cheryl cole getting lamped out of it by some postman so that it would give ye the sense that theres a bit of hope for us all:).

    anyway would you shag a ugly undesirable woman celeb like susan boyle to achieve mediorce fame??


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  • #2
    stevejr
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,042 ✭✭✭stevejr


    I dunno was your ma famous?

    What's the reason for being reasonable?

    Is that an unreasonable question?



  • #3
    Khyra24
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    If I had a penis I would definitely throw myself at any hole to receive any kind of attention. Wooooo!!! *looks at the wall outlet and smiles*


  • #4
    Trog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Trog


    You're a jounalist, and some lad tells you he rode Cheryl Cole. You gonna believe him?


  • #5
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Trog wrote: »
    You're a jounalist, and some lad tells you he rode Cheryl Cole. You gonna believe him?

    He'd believe it when I show him photos of her sitting on my face.


  • #6
    Trog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭Trog


    Fizman wrote: »
    He'd believe it when I show him photos of her sitting on my face.

    Good luck with that. Also, you must be deadly at aiming a camera without looking...


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  • #7
    Fizman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Trog wrote: »
    Good luck with that. Also, you must be deadly at aiming a camera without looking...

    There was someone else taking the shots.


  • #8
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Fizman wrote: »
    There was someone else taking the shots.

    cheryl cole in group sex:eek: the sun paper would love that


  • #9
    PeterIanStaker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭PeterIanStaker


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    If I had a penis I would definitely throw myself at any hole to receive any kind of attention. Wooooo!!! *looks at the wall outlet and smiles*

    That would be a shocking story :o


  • #10
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    If I had a penis I would definitely throw myself at any hole to receive any kind of attention. Wooooo!!! *looks at the wall outlet and smiles*

    Outlet, eh? Not many women prefer to take the dirt road. ;)


  • #11
    Khyra24
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    Melvin Huge Geophysics wrote: »
    Outlet, eh? Not many women prefer to take the dirt road. ;)

    Ahh but this woman WOULD take the dirt road! And dirty it shall be!...*looks at an electric fence next and laughs mischievously*

    Susan Boyle is very boinkable imo, she has lots of love to handle. :D If I get the love and the fame then I'm all for it!


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  • #12
    Topper Harley01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 144 ✭✭Topper Harley01


    major bill wrote: »
    cheryl cole in group sex:eek: the sun paper would love that

    Ex footballers wife? Sure they probably met during a spit roast...


  • #13
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    Ahh but this woman WOULD take the dirt road! And dirty it shall be!...*looks at an electric fence next and laughs mischievously*

    Susan Boyle is very boinkable imo, she has lots of love to handle. :D If I get the love and the fame then I'm all for it!

    a woman with no morals, i love it.. too bad your in america:(:pac:


  • #14
    artanevilla
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,206 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    Ahh but this woman WOULD take the dirt road! And dirty it shall be!...*looks at an electric fence next and laughs mischievously*

    Susan Boyle is very boinkable imo, she has lots of love to handle. :D If I get the love and the fame then I'm all for it!

    They're not called love handles if nobody loves you.


  • #15
    Khyra24
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    major bill wrote: »
    a woman with no morals, i love it.. too bad your in america:(:pac:

    Lol! Maybe I have no morals BECAUSE I'm in America. j/k hehe.

    Yeah...a long distance relationship wouldn't work for me but we could still have sex...y conversations. :D


  • #16
    Khyra24
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    artanevilla wrote: »
    They're not called love handles if nobody loves you.

    But how can that be?! I thought everyone loves watching rippling waves of lard on a woman :( I've been misinformed...


  • #17
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    But how can that be?! I thought everyone loves watching rippling waves of lard on a woman :( I've been misinformed...
    Yuk.


  • #18
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    Lol! Maybe I have no morals BECAUSE I'm in America. j/k hehe.

    Yeah...a long distance relationship wouldn't work for me but we could still have sex...y conversations. :D

    dirrrrty:cool:


  • #19
    Khyra24
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    I was kidding about the lard...although I suppose for some people it could be mesmerizing? :confused:

    major bill: lol. Me? Never.


  • #20
    major bill
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,421 ✭✭✭major bill


    Khyra24 wrote: »
    I was kidding about the lard...although I suppose for some people it could be mesmerizing? :confused:

    major bill: lol. Me? Never.

    :(


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