Undesireable During the last few days some rough kindtypes hanging out around my home

Gregory80

During the last few days some rough kind of people have decided to hang around my home in Ballsbridge, I think they are of a common north of the liffey orientation and have the most horrendous mannerisms and are quiet intimidating to the local community. I've talked to mummy and daddy and even they are scared to bring the children out to school in the morning.

With the way they talk and sound, I have no idea if they are drug pushers or god knows what. I know if I call the police, the rascals will just disperse, and what’s worse i'm afraid they will start breaking windows in retaliation, the sort of behaviour one finds in their own habitats.

Should our community take action ourselves, our would we just land ourselves in trouble with the law. Please help us, our community is been overwhelmed with these sorts of people.

Turtyturd

You and your community need to man the f*ck up Gregory.

Doop

Bold troll bold

phasers

pay them to go away. If that doesn't work, pay your butlers to rough them up.

Celly Smunt

i do troll classes on Wednesdays if you'd like to enrol?

Snake Plisken

Derkha Derkha Mohammed Jihad!

SadieSue

Why haven't you blasted them with piss?

Latchy

Is that the theme tune to 'upstairs downstairs ' I hear in the background or the ' Beverly Hillbillies ' ?

easyeason3

That's just Fianna Fail looking for votes.
Give it a week & they will be gone.


Btw, trolling isn't what it used to be.

Sergeant

Beat them around the head with a piece of wavin pipe, taking care that the soufflé in the oven doesn't collapse while out doing so.

Solnskaya

They are just canvassers, they will go away after the elections over - just hide behind the curtains and pretend nobodys in, thats what we do.

jimmycrackcorm

You should report them to the police. However they will simply tell you they don't have jurisdiction outside the uk.

funk-you

Man, trolls are shit nowadays.

-Funk

mikemac

Get a gang together, meet them outside a nightclub, knock them to the ground and beat and kick them to death.

Don't worry, you'll get off in court.

That's how things are resolved around your area, been done before

PandyAndy

Just ask them very nicely.

"Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. Would you mind vacating the area as there are some humble folk here intimidated by your presence. It would be much appreciated if you do."

Or...

Just run towards them screaming with an axe in your hand, and make sure you're covered in shít.

SEPT 23 1989

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUqg5DLReJA

tony 2 tone

Turtyturd wrote: »

You and your community need to man the f*ck up Gregory.

This is Gregory, his name is Gregory, harden the **** up Gregory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EY7lYRneHc

John Mason

you think you have problems p you want to see the people hanging around my friends place in Bahrain :eek:

partyatmygaff

One way to disperse any group of Northsiders is to throw a can of dutch gold on to the road. With any luck there will be a bus passing by too.

Gregory80

partyatmygaff wrote: »

One way to disperse any group of Northsiders is to throw a can of dutch gold on to the road. With any luck there will be a bus passing by too.

Quiet an witty, yet interesting solution I dare admit, but then there’s the issue of manslaughter, so I don’t want to be naughty and in court.

hmmm

partyatmygaff wrote: »

One way to disperse any group of Northsiders is to throw a can of dutch gold on to the road. With any luck there will be a bus passing by too.

People in Ballsbridge wouldn't know what a bus is. It's like a large X5 full of prisoners on the way to the 'Joy.

The only answer is to pick up your Épée and challenge the ruffians to a duel.

Turtyturd

Gregory80 wrote: »

Quiet an witty, yet interesting solution I dare admit, but then theres the issue of manslaughter, so I dont want to be naughty and in court.

Someone needs to do up a picture of Cereal guy saying 'Manslaughter, it's a f*cking bus Gregory'

evercloserunion

Remember DR Cowboy? He knew how to troll Southsoide-style.

partyatmygaff

Gregory80 wrote: »

Quiet an witty, yet interesting solution I dare admit, but then there’s the issue of manslaughter, so I don’t want to be naughty and in court.

It's not manslaughter when Daddy's the Judge.


Take care not to besmirch your fingers with the can of Dutch Gold lest you forever be tainted with "the disease" as we affluent people must call it.

Debthree

Try to reach each one's inner child, through love, compassion and understanding. Sometimes acts of violence are simply symptoms of repressed emotional pain and if you reach out and bring them on a journey of self-discovery and awakening they will soon find the true 'them' and offer you nothing but love from that moment on.

Failing that, beat the living sh1t out of them.

foxyboxer

Gregory80 wrote: »

Quiet an witty, yet interesting solution I dare admit, but then there’s the issue of manslaughter, so I don’t want to be naughty and in court.

I call shenanigans, you're from Ballsbridge but you know what Dutch Gold is? :rolleyes:

Galway K9

Snake Plisken wrote: »

Derkha Derkha Mohammed Jihad!

the guy is in trouble and isnt a laughing situation. my advice....ring gaurds they wont know who it is and wont return as they see it as a gaurds spot.

goodluck

Super-Rush

Good first effort.