Annoying pregnant people...

El Guapo!

WTF is it with some people when they're pregnant they say WE'RE pregnant?? As in her and her husband. No YOUR pregnant, he isn't. It makes no sense.
Its so fukn irritating and such a soppy american saying. Its even worse when a bloke says it.
And why do pregnant women have to keep reminding you that they're pregnant? I know you are. Its hard to miss, your a whale.

Ghost Estate

Wouldn't you just love to twist their necks?

galwayrush

I think your post will annoy pregnant people.:pac:

Turtyturd

I don't give them my seat on the bus...this annoys the f*ck out of them.

easyeason3

They're happy about it. Leave them alone ffs.

bodice ripper

I thought we'd be discussing methods here. pants

krudler

Dean09 wrote: »

WTF is it with some people when they're pregnant they say WE'RE pregnant?? As in her and her husband. No YOUR pregnant, he isn't. It makes no sense.
Its so fukn irritating and such a soppy american saying. Its even worse when a bloke says it.
And why do pregnant women have to keep reminding you that they're pregnant? I know you are. Its hard to miss, your a whale.

Well see she didn't get pregnant alone, he had to dip his peepee in her yoohoo to make a baby.

mfceiling

Turtyturd wrote: »

I don't give them my seat on the bus...this annoys the f*ck out of them.

Always do this....better to have a pregnant woman standing than a fat woman sitting crying..

themadchef

The "we're pregnant" part... totally hear ya.

The "whale" bit? Keyboard warriors annoy the fúck outta me. Say it to a pregnant womans face in front of her boyfriend big man.

Awful_Bliss

Never heard people saying "we're pregnant" but the word "dumbass" will be used to describe them if that's said to me.

Koloman

themadchef wrote: »

Say it to a pregnant womans face in front of her boyfriend big man.

Her boyfriend? They're not married?!

It's a scandal I say!

PandyAndy

galwayrush wrote: »

I think your post will annoy pregnant people.:pac:

It'll probably also annoy the grammar Nazis.

El Guapo!

themadchef wrote: »

The "whale" bit? Keyboard warriors annoy the fúck outta me. Say it to a pregnant womans face in front of her boyfriend big man.

It was obviously a joke "keyboard warrior" :rolleyes:

abouttobebanned

Sometimes, someone makes a post that's so retarded, so time wasting, so dull, that you just have to point it out to them in the hope that they learn, for next time.

Let's hope you learn...what is it...Dean?....Dean09.

LambsEye

The age old dilemma encountered only on public transport:

"Is she pregnant or just fat? Should I give her my seat? If she's just fat she'll be offended that I thought she was preggers. BUT if she's preggers I'd say her poor ankles are swollen to sh*t. What to do? What to do!?"

mickydoomsux

easyeason3 wrote: »

They're happy about it.

Why though?

"Here's an at least 18 year commitment that will cost you a fortune and probably end up disappointing you."

brummytom

I hate pregnant teachers, with a passion.

We had a teacher that popped out 4 of the little buggers in 3 years, have one, time off, come back, off again, come back, have another. We've nicknamed her 'Tiddles'.

Every single lesson, she felt the need to remind us that she was either pregnant ('YOU TRY CARRYING THIS ROUND WITH YOU FOR 9 MONTHS!') or had a baby ('I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD!').


Why keep having them if they annoy you so much?

pragmatic1

Pregnant women are grand, its their overprotective partners that are annoying. We know it a big deal for you but no one else gives a fvck.

Greentopia

Dean09 wrote: »

It was obviously a joke "keyboard warrior" :rolleyes:

themadchef is right, it's not funny. And I would also say if it's a joke you'd have no problem saying that remark to a pregnant woman's face yeah?

echter

never thought I'd do this but.....


yore ma was pregnant once....

Ken.

It was on rick o shea today that london underground and london bus will be trialing a badge for pregnant women that says "baby on board" so you can give them your seat if you want

easyeason3

mickydoomsux wrote: »

Why though?

"Here's an at least 18 year commitment that will cost you a fortune and probably end up disappointing you."

Because some people actually want to have children. And if you want children money or disappointment won't affect you having them. You have them because you want them & try to do the best you can for them but you can't live your life through them, you have to let them be independent.


Sorry for the soppy post, it's not very AH is it?

Angron

krudler wrote: »

Well see she didn't get pregnant alone, he had to dip his peepee in her yoohoo to make a baby.

You mean.. The stork isn't what happens?!

El Guapo!

Greentopia wrote: »

themadchef is right, it's not funny. And I would also say if it's a joke you'd have no problem saying that remark to a pregnant woman's face yeah?

Ah get off your high horse will ye it was a joke, chill out.

easyeason3

brummytom wrote: »

I hate pregnant teachers, with a passion.

We had a teacher that popped out 4 of the little buggers in 3 years, have one, time off, come back, off again, come back, have another. We've nicknamed her 'Tiddles'.

Every single lesson, she felt the need to remind us that she was either pregnant ('YOU TRY CARRYING THIS ROUND WITH YOU FOR 9 MONTHS!') or had a baby ('I'VE BEEN UP ALL NIGHT, I'M NOT IN THE MOOD!').


Why keep having them if they annoy you so much?[/QUOTE]


It's probably just you & your friends annoying her Brummy

xoxyx

Ah - you're just mean OP.

Pregnancy is hard (I believe). You have no idea what these poor women have to go through. Piles and varicose veins are the ones that stand out for me and make me think adoption is the answer if I ever want somebody to pay for my nursing home in the future.

Don't give up your seat on the bus. Sure, they can't sit down anyway with their afflictions!

xoxyx

LambsEye wrote: »

The age old dilemma encountered only on public transport:

"Is she pregnant or just fat? Should I give her my seat?"

Just gaze out the window and look serious. "Hmmmm - I was so close to the cure to cancer in work today. What's that? A pregnant person? Oh, I didn't notice. Too busy working on curing cancer."

Works every time.

PandyAndy

xoxyx wrote: »

Ah - you're just mean OP.

Pregnancy is hard (I believe). You have no idea what these poor women have to go through. Piles and varicose veins are the ones that stand out for me and make me think adoption is the answer if I ever want somebody to pay for my nursing home in the future.

Don't give up your seat on the bus. Sure, they can't sit down anyway with their afflictions!

And if they can sit down, there's always the floor :pac:

xoxyx

PandyAndy wrote: »

And if they can sit down, there's always the floor :pac:

Better for them anyway. Sure don't they love being on the ground with their legs splayed out before them. (Hence their condition!)

brummytom

easyeason3 wrote: »

It's probably just you & your friends annoying her Brummy

Probably. Ah I never minded too much. Every time she went on maternity leave, we'd have a supply teacher - they were always, without fail, mad as a bag of frogs.

We had one, a German bloke. Decided to shave all his hair off one day and came in looking like a murderer. He was called Mr Camp so we called him 'Concentration'

ejmaztec

easyeason3 wrote: »

Because some people actually want to have children. And if you want children money or disappointment won't affect you having them. You have them because you want them & try to do the best you can for them but you can't live your life through them, you have to let them be independent.


Sorry for the soppy post, it's not very AH is it?

They would be the broody wives or girlfriends, who have forced some poor guys to go along with bringing more abominations into the world.

RichieC

Happy people make me wanna puke!!!! :rolleyes:

Ev84

krudler wrote: »

Well see she didn't get pregnant alone, he had to dip his peepee in her yoohoo to make a baby.

Not necessarily...

http://www.funmunch.com/funny_pictures/baby/Owned.jpg

silverspoon

ejmaztec wrote: »

They would be the broody wives or girlfriends, who have forced some poor guys to go along with bringing more abominations into the world.

As a girlfriend I do love the thought of forcing my boyfriend to bring abominations into the world...a wistful ambition so far though...sigh

Debthree

Dean09 wrote: »

WTF is it with some people when they're pregnant they say WE'RE pregnant?? As in her and her husband. No YOUR pregnant, he isn't.

And yet you called your post 'Annoying pregnant PEOPLE' instead of 'Annoying pregnant WOMEN'.

El Guapo!

Debthree wrote: »

And yet you called your post 'Annoying pregnant PEOPLE' instead of 'Annoying pregnant WOMEN'.

:eek: http://www.google.ie/imgres?imgurl=http://indyposted.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/thomas_beatie-mary-ellen-mark-PEOPLE.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.indyposted.com/11664/the-pregnant-man-is-pregnant-a-third-time/&h=320&w=240&sz=12&tbnid=eGtNIAhr0YvtqM:&tbnh=256&tbnw=192&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dpregnant%2Bman&zoom=1&q=pregnant+man&hl=en&usg=__uuN0GgSOGsBvbAmF-PNgZaUvB4Q=&sa=X&ei=d65dTd9Ij63xA7epnegK&ved=0CBcQ9QEwAg

Logical Fallacy

easyeason3 wrote: »

They're happy about it. Leave them alone ffs.

Who gives a ****?

We don't need to be happy for them.

Fugging preggos!