anyone wanna go on a date with these guys?!

Links234

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bomkgXeDkE

:eek:

creepy!

Red Hand

Saw it before.

Dad is number 4 so it obviously worked out for him.:pac:

SadieSue

Yikes.. there's a lot of creepy mustaches in that montage.

southsiderosie

I'm the Goddess!!!

easyeason3

No. Just no.

Red Hand

Robert De Niro pops up in it!

southsiderosie

At least with this you can see up front that the guy is a weirdo...it's easier to hide online.

Scarydoll

'Hi, I'm Maurice. I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night'


Very creepy.

fedor.2.

Thanks OP, i got some good tips there. Look out ladies, here i come

Up-n-atom!

Nice line of jaunty Christmas jumpers:D

Sunnyisland

No thank you.

bonerm

.... thankfully all these men died alone & without children less than 10 years after the making of this video.

Poor Uncle Tom

Interviews for Fraggle Rock......:D

smellslikeshoes

Ah the days before internet dating :pac:

AckwelFoley

Mike looks like a real winner.



I bet he is still pulling the balls off himself for pleasure

Faith+1

Hi Mom! LOL

dr gonzo

"I enjoy all forms of data processing" HA, ****ing awesome.

Two worries i have. 1) it says that last guy who can barely speak has an MBA, if he actually does i worry for the quality of the american university system and 2) Among many, many things that are strange about that video, i thought it was mad that a guy who's so lonely he does one of these videos would set the desired age of partner at "under 30" when he himself is 39...

Poor Uncle Tom

snyper wrote: »

I bet he is still pulling the balls off himself for pleasure

Is there another reason he would do it?....:p

bonerm

dr gonzo wrote: »

"I enjoy all forms of data processing" HA, ****ing awesome.

Hold your horses there. He said MOST forms of data processing iirc. This guy is a data processing connoisseur. He knows the good from the bad.

FortuneChip

I hope Bon Jovi found his "Godess" in the end, "Who's the Godess? The Godess is a woman, any woman..."

rolo454

"And I do consider myself a refined valley dyoooooode"

What a Dooshbag

PK2008

Scarydoll wrote: »

'Hi, I'm Maurice. I'm an executive by day and a wild man by night'


Very creepy.

Some people call him the space cowboy

wallyking

Hunks. Each and every one of them.

bonerm

PK2008 wrote: »

Some people call him the space cowboy

Whereas others prefer to refer to him as the gangster of love.

Liveit

Gotta love videos that lower womens expectations!

Koloman

"No Fatties!"

rannerap

I totally would, 80s tastic

Topper Harley01

You know what is even sadder? All us keyboard jockeys who have to comment on these guys at least trying to meet women.....

foxyboxer

De Niro's Mom still writes to him. Awesome!

alandublin15

if youre sittin there with a cigarette in your hand then fast forward ... however if its a sandwich or radioactive man comic please feel free to meet me at the next dungeons and dragons convention.

Pauleta

Mike at 45 seconds looks like Brian Potter in Phoenix Nights:pac:

Celly Smunt

fire breathing dragons

alandublin15

pmcmahon wrote: »

fire breathing dragons

if theyre fire breathin then they must be at least level six .... dude must have some serious hit-points.

Celly Smunt

alandublin15 wrote: »

if theyre fire breathin then they must be at least level six .... dude must have some serious hit-points.

WRONG!!!!

Charmander clearly learns ember at level 7

mconigol

I'm going to set up an online dating profile and use all these guys lines. Absolute gold!

Also I'm pretty sure I saw Ben Stiller in there and that WWII guy has some size head! lol

up for anything

If you've been on POF recently, these guys look good.

magneticimpulse

I loved it!! Very entertaining...

Babyblessed

creepy is an understatement!

Darlughda

dr gonzo wrote: »

i thought it was mad that a guy who's so lonely he does one of these videos would set the desired age of partner at "under 30" when he himself is 39...

Whats truly hilarious about this wonderful montage is how little things have changed. The internet world is still full of the above.

dr gonzo

bonerm wrote: »

Hold your horses there. He said MOST forms of data processing iirc. This guy is a data processing connoisseur. He knows the good from the bad.

****e, embarrassing oversight on my part!

Junco Partner

3:34 Seth green is having lady problems