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I never noticed that before...

  • 17-02-2011 2:18pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭


    Was quite sick the last few days with a stomach flu. As I an getting over it, my little fella (penis, there i said it)seems to have developed a party trick, changing from an out and out circumcised to one that looks uncircumcised, and is trying to get back into my body for comfort :P

    There should be a memo about these things.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,366 ✭✭✭✭Kylo Ren


    I was trying to come up with a witty response but that's just ****ed up. Good day sir.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Stop staring at your penis all day and do the smart thing - get some serious computer game time in before you have to go back to work.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    I thought it was pretty common knowledge that when sick, they can often retreat and head back inside!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,367 ✭✭✭Rabble Rabble


    Id say it was uncommon knowledge and have never seen such.

    I have seen mine get larger occasionally. The cause is as yet uncertain, but I feel it may be womanly titillation, or the mere presence ( or, dear reader thought of) womanly flesh.

    If that is the case, and investigations continue, I shall prescribe for myself some mortifications.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,933 ✭✭✭Logical Fallacy


    phill106 wrote: »
    Was quite sick the last few days with a stomach flu. As I an getting over it, my little fella (penis, there i said it)seems to have developed a party trick, changing from an out and out circumcised to one that looks uncircumcised, and is trying to get back into my body for comfort :P

    There should be a memo about these things.

    Sounds to me like you are extremely dehydrated mate. You been puking with this stomach flu and not getting your liquids in?


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