First **** and why

Lucozade man

I was in 5th class, i did it after i came home from swimming lessons, being in the pool and seeing everybody in their swimwear really turned me on. I had a big erection in the pool, its a good thing you can wear baggy shorts in irish swimming pools

Jesus Wept

Thanks for sharing.

Badgermonkey

Just had it.

Troll fetish.

Metallitroll

now thats more like it, a real question posed.

let me see i believe i was.. too young to remember. i have no memory of my member, all i recall is the next time will be the best

policarp

Lucozade man wrote: »

I was in 5th class, i did it after i came home from swimming lessons, being in the pool and seeing everybody in their swimwear really turned me on. I had a big erection in the pool, its a good thing you can wear baggy shorts in irish swimming pools

Late commer...

sdanseo

t'was a hot summers day in 5th class and I saw Mrs. Lucozade walking down the street in a low cut top. I just couldn't help myself.

Sharpshooter

Lucozade man wrote: »

I was in 5th class, i did it after i came home from swimming lessons, being in the pool and seeing everybody in their swimwear really turned me on. I had a big erection in the pool, its a good thing you can wear baggy shorts in irish swimming pools

Ejected from AHs.

Tar's line is busy atm, but if you want I can play you some music while you wait.......

Solitaire

Anyone remember Hot Lips? They were nom

Sorry S, Tar isn't big into trolls. She might be interested in taking the missus off sdonn's hands though!

neil_

i think it was about 18 seconds after i heard tar's voice for the first time

Sarky

Hot Lips wrote: »

Ejected from AHs.

I say, don't you think that was a tad... Premature?

Tallon

Tuesday

Sharpshooter

Sarky wrote: »

I say, don't you think that was a tad... Premature?

Sperm me, I jumped the gun.

Tar's is usually locked and loaded so I'm led to believe.:p

randylonghorn

Second part of question does not compute.

Anyone who has to ask "why?"! in this context is definitely ...

hardcore

On a plane sitting beside a gurl, it ended up in the papers last year.

Tar.Aldarion

i humped a pillows brains out, I didn't even know what was happening.

Sharpshooter

Tar covered in feathers........swoon!

randylonghorn

What UserCP showed:



>_>

Sharpshooter

Down with this sort of thing!

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Sarky

Lucky pillow

randylonghorn

Hot Lips wrote: »

Down with this sort of thing!

<_<

Hot Lips go(es) down ...

>_>



(Who needs to ****!)

Poor Uncle Tom

very strangely arousing....

Sharpshooter

I see this thread is staying on topic, though First in thread title should be changed to Last.

Poor Uncle Tom

:eek::cool::P

don't know why...:)

randylonghorn

Ah, but are we not told that the first shall be last, and the last shall be first? :cool:

Sarky

The Bible give good advice on gangbangs.

Poor Uncle Tom

Lotts and often?

would you like salt with that......:D

randylonghorn

Sarky wrote: »

The Bible give good advice on gangbangs.

Bondage and exhibitionism too ... tying one's ass to a tree seems to have been the norm in those days!

Poor Uncle Tom

randylonghorn wrote: »

Bondage and exhibitionism too ... tying one's ass to a tree seems to have been the norm in those days!

The practicle demonstration of elasticity after that by walking into Jerusulum is amazing...

Sharpshooter

Go forth and multiply it says, was that a referance to teachers?

A bird in the hand in worth two in the bush......no that wasn't in the bible.

Ah, who gives a toss!

Poor Uncle Tom

Hot Lips wrote: »

Ah, who gives a toss!

First mention of the high jump......
When Jesus cleared the temple...:D

Sharpshooter

Coincidence much!

My body is a temple, my first time...I said "Jesus!"

Poor Uncle Tom

Well, there you go!

/freedom on two wheels was begat by Moses coming down the mountain on his triumph.......

Sharpshooter

Was it a race?

I'll bet there was prophet to be made!

randylonghorn

Hot Lips wrote: »

A bird in the hand in worth two in the bush......no that wasn't in the bible.

Sound more like the Chronicles of Lesbos tbh.

Hot Lips wrote: »

Ah, who gives a toss!

>_>

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