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First **** and why

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  • 17-02-2011 2:31am
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    Lucozade man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 48 ✭


    I was in 5th class, i did it after i came home from swimming lessons, being in the pool and seeing everybody in their swimwear really turned me on. I had a big erection in the pool, its a good thing you can wear baggy shorts in irish swimming pools


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    #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Thanks for sharing.


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    #3
    Badgermonkey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,019 ✭✭✭Badgermonkey


    Just had it.

    Troll fetish.


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    #4
    Metallitroll
    Closed Accounts Posts: 558 ✭✭✭Metallitroll


    now thats more like it, a real question posed.

    let me see i believe i was.. too young to remember. i have no memory of my member, all i recall is the next time will be the best


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    #5
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,658 ✭✭✭policarp


    Lucozade man wrote: »
    I was in 5th class, i did it after i came home from swimming lessons, being in the pool and seeing everybody in their swimwear really turned me on. I had a big erection in the pool, its a good thing you can wear baggy shorts in irish swimming pools

    Late commer...


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    #6
    sdanseo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,233 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    t'was a hot summers day in 5th class and I saw Mrs. Lucozade walking down the street in a low cut top. I just couldn't help myself.


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Lucozade man wrote: »
    I was in 5th class, i did it after i came home from swimming lessons, being in the pool and seeing everybody in their swimwear really turned me on. I had a big erection in the pool, its a good thing you can wear baggy shorts in irish swimming pools

    Ejected from AHs.

    Tar's line is busy atm, but if you want I can play you some music while you wait.......


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    Solitaire
    Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 18,377 Mod ✭✭✭✭Solitaire


    Anyone remember Hot Lips? They were nom :D

    Sorry S, Tar isn't big into trolls. She might be interested in taking the missus off sdonn's hands though! ;):p


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    #9
    neil_
    Registered Users Posts: 274 ✭✭neil_


    i think it was about 18 seconds after i heard tar's voice for the first time


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    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Hot Lips wrote: »
    Ejected from AHs.

    I say, don't you think that was a tad... Premature?


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    #11
    Tallon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,569 ✭✭✭✭Tallon


    Tuesday


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    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Sarky wrote: »
    I say, don't you think that was a tad... Premature?

    Sperm me, I jumped the gun.

    Tar's is usually locked and loaded so I'm led to believe.:p


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    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Second part of question does not compute.

    Anyone who has to ask "why?"! in this context is definitely ...


    doing_it_wrong_horsey.jpg


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    #14
    hardcore
    Closed Accounts Posts: 91 ✭✭hardcore


    On a plane sitting beside a gurl, it ended up in the papers last year.


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    #15
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    i humped a pillows brains out, I didn't even know what was happening.


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    #16
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Tar covered in feathers........swoon!


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    #17
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    What UserCP showed:

    HotLips.jpg

    >_>


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    #18
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Down with this sort of thing!

    <_<


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    #19
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    Lucky pillow :(


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    #20
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Hot Lips wrote: »
    Down with this sort of thing!

    <_<
    Hot Lips go(es) down ...

    >_>



    (Who needs to ****!)


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    #21
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    very strangely arousing....


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    #22
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    I see this thread is staying on topic, though First in thread title should be changed to Last. :p


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    #23
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    :D:eek::cool::P

    don't know why...:)


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    #24
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Ah, but are we not told that the first shall be last, and the last shall be first? :cool:


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    #25
    Sarky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    The Bible give good advice on gangbangs.


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    #26
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Lotts and often?

    would you like salt with that......:D


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    #27
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    Sarky wrote: »
    The Bible give good advice on gangbangs.

    Bondage and exhibitionism too ... tying one's ass to a tree seems to have been the norm in those days!


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    #28
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    randylonghorn wrote: »
    Bondage and exhibitionism too ... tying one's ass to a tree seems to have been the norm in those days!
    The practicle demonstration of elasticity after that by walking into Jerusulum is amazing...


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    #29
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Go forth and multiply it says, was that a referance to teachers?

    A bird in the hand in worth two in the bush......no that wasn't in the bible.

    Ah, who gives a toss!


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    #30
    Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered Users Posts: 14,544 ✭✭✭✭Poor Uncle Tom


    Hot Lips wrote: »
    Ah, who gives a toss!

    First mention of the high jump......
    When Jesus cleared the temple...:D


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    #31
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Coincidence much!

    My body is a temple, my first time...I said "Jesus!"


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