Carrying a very heavy teddy from Bangkok to Dublin

montane

Does anyone know what happens if you answer yes to the question "are you carrying anything for someone else", or no to "did you pack the luggage yourself?" at airports.

Jimmy the Wheel

Yes. Your luggage will be heavily scrutinised.

Is this a joke? You're carrying a 'heavy teddy' for somebody else?




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easyeason3

You'll probably get an anal examination done by a very large man wearing rubber gloves.
I don't think they provide lube.

UglyBolloxFace

montane wrote: »

Does anyone know what happens if you answer yes to the question "are you carrying anything for someone else", or no to "did you pack the luggage yourself?" at airports.

Heavy teddy? Is that the new incognito name for a Thai Ladyboy?

Cheap Thrills!

They will find the 7000 'valiums' stuffed into the 'teddy bear' OP. You will not become suddenly rich in a spectacularly executed 'once off' crime spree.

UglyBolloxFace

easyeason3 wrote: »

You'll probably get an anal examination done by a very large man wearing rubber gloves.
I don't think they provide lube.

They do..kinda. They use the tears of the person being anally violated.
Which is kinda **** because they'd have to be already in before you give up some tears.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

This is going to be interesting.....

*gets foldy up chair, 6 pack of beer and a few snacks*

explain away OP, explain away!

Savage Tyrant

Can I arrange for you to pick up a certain teddy for me too?

Ricardo G

I tried it and this is what happened, Bangkok shows no remorse !!

AskMyChocolate

Nothing to offer in the way of advice OP, but thanks for the best thread title in ages. I've pictured a massive teddy bear stuffed with drugs and diamonds, a risque piece of lingerie for an enormous woman, and a desperate attempt to have a sex-addicted bon viveur American senator buried in the land of his forefathers. Top-notch OP. TOP_NOTCH!

Retrovertigo

It's completely fine OP, just make sure not to put any aerosols in your hand luggage.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

You'll be a teddz bear in prison for some nice buff grizzlies!

Voodu Child

montane wrote: »

Does anyone know what happens if you answer yes to the question "are you carrying anything for someone else", or no to "did you pack the luggage yourself?" at airports.

You should always say you didn't pack your own bags, that way if they find drugs its not your fault.

Im Only 71Kg

OP are you gary glitter by chance?

Einhard

Is "very heavy teddy" street slang for heroin?

Ghost Estate

Retrovertigo wrote: »

It's completely fine OP, just make sure not to put any aerosols in your hand luggage.

Any Lih-Quiiiiiids???! Any Gellzzzzzzzzzzzz? Any AeWoSolllllllllllls?

Mr. CooL ICE

Einhard wrote: »

Is "very heavy teddy" street slang for heroin?

Stay away from heavy teddy. You don't want to end up like a bloody piano dentist

Reminds me of that old ad that used to be on Super Channel in the 80s where someone's caught smuggling drugs stuffed inside a teddy bear.

Poshknacker

I smuggle small teddy bears inside larger ones.:cool:

Sacred_git

Attach a price tag on it for around $2000, see what the reaction is like then! May just wave ya through, if not, you make 2k

* you owe me half, master planner!

fakearms123

I got banged by a cock belonging to a man named Teddy, he was built like a bear.... I don't know if that helps

phill106

montane wrote: »

Does anyone know what happens if you answer yes to the question "are you carrying anything for someone else", or no to "did you pack the luggage yourself?" at airports.

They will question you further...
No surprise really.