most awkward thing you have ever seen

partyndbs

around 14 i was comin back from my mates gaff in cabo and i cut through ballybrack for some reason.....so went through like bushes to get through an opening in the gate and i seen one of my good friends...she was only 14 havin her first sex with an absolute scummer...what made it worse was i had such a crush on her!!!

DrumSteve

An elephant ****in a pig.

Edit:Why didn't you join in...sounds like she was game ball.

partyndbs

hardly like

Bykobap

My grandfather went for me granny in a milking parlour, she was refusing it but had to take it.

Monty Burnz

partyndbs wrote: »

what made it worse was i had such a crush on her!!!

Did she see you? I'm wondering how your next conversation went...

phasers

I can't understand your post. What's a cabo? is "went through like bushes" some kind of simile?

landsleaving

phasers wrote: »

I can't understand your post. What's a cabo? is "went through like bushes" some kind of simile?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cabo_San_Lucas

bonerm

partyndbs wrote: »

around 14 i was comin back from my mates gaff in cabo and i cut through ballybrack for some reason.....so went through like bushes to get through an opening in the gate and i seen one of my good friends...she was only 14 havin her first sex with an absolute scummer...what made it worse was i had such a crush on her!!!

(If it's any use to you) 14 and having sex in a bush pretty much makes her an absolute scummer too.

partyndbs

Monty Burnz wrote: »

Did she see you? I'm wondering how your next conversation went...

ye well at the time we were fighting coz she start hanging around with nackers

chin_grin

Most awkward thing I've seen? Why it has to be socially awkward penguin, of course!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Cq5RcojjeA

Jimmy the Wheel

partyndbs wrote: »

around 14 i was comin back from my mates gaff in cabo and i cut through ballybrack for some reason.....so went through like bushes to get through an opening in the gate and i seen one of my good friends...she was only 14 havin her first sex with an absolute scummer...what made it worse was i had such a crush on her!!!

Vicky Pollard?

Badgermonkey

phasers wrote: »

I can't understand your post. What's a cabo? is "went through like bushes" some kind of simile?

I believe our young south Dublin friend is referring to Cabinteely.

The 'scummer' spoken of most likely tunnelled under the class divide separating Loughlinstown and Ballybrack from the Cabo enclave.

He may also have been concerned that coitus with said scummer may have resulted in a confused hybrid child with a genetic predisposition to batterburgers and rugby football.

Menengroth™

Gerry Adams answering questions on the economy.

Monty Burnz

partyndbs wrote: »

ye well at the time we were fighting coz she start hanging around with nackers

And how did that pan out?

Aldebaran

phasers wrote: »

I can't understand your post. What's a cabo? is "went through like bushes" some kind of simile?

Look Smithers, Cabo is coming.

thefinalstage

Your Ma

chin_grin

Aldebaran wrote: »

Look Smithers, Cabo is coming.

Was it not Gabbo.........oh never mind.

Orando Broom

Enda Kenny holding a puppy.

http://www.irishtimes.com/newspaper/images/2011/0204/1224288988605_1.jpg

partyndbs

Monty Burnz wrote: »

And how did that pan out?

she got over that phaze and were friends again...shes still a bit of a slut but just not with absolute scobes :P

partyndbs

bonerm wrote: »

(If it's any use to you) 14 and having sex in a bush pretty much makes her an absolute scummer too.

ye but she was goin thru a wannabe phaze

Snakeblood

Menengroth™ wrote: »

Gerry Adams answering questions on the economy.

I would have gone for him mentioning people being scared and frightened, and graves in the same breath.

McChubbin

My stepdad walked in on me whilst I was on the toilet. To make it even more awkward, he was bare arsed naked and I ended up with a full view of his giblets. *shudder*

grungepants

Em ive been publicly punched in the face by a girl twice...I think i cryed both times.

My first time having sex!! great...i dont know how to put on a condom so i just unravel it.It was awkward explaining it to the slut.

I caught my parents "doing things" once.I thought they were joking so i was like laughing.Wow.How have i not killed myself yet.

when i was 12 me and this girl were in her tree house and we were attempting to have sex(no pants on).Her ma climbed up and saw and then told my mum.Lame.

And you want awkward.

My first day of a new school i had a broken leg.Didnt know where the toilets were so i pissed in the teachers toilets.MY whole class were coming back from p.e. and greeted me with hysterical laughter.

RichieC

Pat kenny interviewing, actually.. he's even worse when they let him near children on the toy show... earth, swallow me now..

Monty Burnz

partyndbs wrote: »

she got over that phaze and were friends again...shes still a bit of a slut but just not with absolute scobes :P

PM me here name and contact details there...

the purple tin

RichieC wrote: »

Pat kenny interviewing, actually.. he's even worse when they let him near children on the toy show... earth, swallow me now..

He interviewed a man in a big bee suit on the LLS once.
Definitely one of the most awkward displays I've ever seen.

kieran26

grungepants wrote: »

Em ive been publicly punched in the face by a girl twice...I think i cryed both times.

My first time having sex!! great...i dont know how to put on a condom so i just unravel it.It was awkward explaining it to the slut.

I caught my parents "doing things" once.I thought they were joking so i was like laughing.Wow.How have i not killed myself yet.

when i was 12 me and this girl were in her tree house and we were attempting to have sex(no pants on).Her ma climbed up and saw and then told my mum.Lame.

And you want awkward.

My first day of a new school i had a broken leg.Didnt know where the toilets were so i pissed in the teachers toilets.MY whole class were coming back from p.e. and greeted me with hysterical laughter.

yes i'm sure all this really happened

genericguy

chin_grin wrote: »

Was it not Gabbo.........oh never mind.

FAIL

Turtyturd

Louis Walsh in the company of a woman.

kiddums

Turtyturd wrote: »

Louis Walsh in the company of a woman.

OR

James may in the company of women

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3s6TfiA8c8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwa-RzP_OKc

orourkeda

RichieC wrote: »

Pat kenny interviewing, actually.. he's even worse when they let him near children on the toy show... earth, swallow me now..

Was that you nailing the 14 year old while fantasizing about the toy show?

tallaghtmick

getting out of my car and walking up to me neighbours car to say hello.......up pops his gf's head cue laughter and jokes about it for weeks even his missus was sound about it

geeky

Badgermonkey wrote: »

He may also have been concerned that coitus with said scummer may have resulted in a confused hybrid child with a genetic predisposition to batterburgers and rugby football.

Otherwise known as a 'natural prop'.

listermint

tallaghtmick wrote: »

getting out of my car and walking up to me neighbours car to say hello.......up pops his gf's head cue laughter and jokes about it for weeks even his missus was sound about it

Eh im not gettin the laughter here, you went to say hello to your neighbour his girlfriend was in his car instead.


har har har??

sbsquarepants

partyndbs wrote: »

around 14 i was comin back from my mates gaff in cabo and i cut through ballybrack for some reason.....so went through like bushes to get through an opening in the gate and i seen one of my good friends...she was only 14 havin her first sex with an absolute scummer...what made it worse was i had such a crush on her!!!

Cabo?? Location: Sodub??? I despair for you young man!!

listermint wrote: »

Eh im not gettin the laughter here, you went to say hello to your neighbour his girlfriend was in his car instead.


har har har??

har har har indeed! I believe the young lady in question was "entertaining" at the time!

Coriolanus

listermint wrote: »

Eh im not gettin the laughter here, you went to say hello to your neighbour his girlfriend was in his car instead.


har har har??

He was getting head from the gf. Not from the wife.

tallaghtmick

listermint wrote: »

Eh im not gettin the laughter here, you went to say hello to your neighbour his girlfriend was in his car instead.


har har har??

the fact you didnt get that and everyone did makes me go har har har:pac:

fakearms123

listermint wrote: »

Eh im not gettin the laughter here, you went to say hello to your neighbour his girlfriend was in his car instead.


har har har??

I think it is quite obvious that the girlfriend was performing a sex act on the neighbour when he was walking over to the car and hence why she popped her head up.


For me, I have very bad eye sight but I only like to wear my glasses in certain situations like watching tv, in lectures, at work but when I'm walking around town or on a night out I tend not to wear my glasses. I should really get contact lenses. So I was walking through college and I saw my housemate Stephen and his girlfriend so I walk over to the two of them and start chatting away. I was telling about the night before and how wrecked I was, made a joke that the two of them were riding so loudly last night that it kept me awake. When I concentrated on Stephen's face I realised it wasn't him, it was just a couple that looked like Stephen and his gf. This couple were looking at me like I just made sweet tender love to a homeless man right in front of them! Boy was my face red... awkward :cool: