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The munchies ?

  • 15-02-2011 12:54am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    I have a real bad dose of the munchies 2nite
    What i'd really like is a battered mars bar and a can of Coke mmmm
    but i dont know how to make batter and i dont have any mars bars and i forgot to buy Coke this evening :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    I have a real bad dose of the munchies 2nite
    What i'd really like is a battered mars bar and a can of Coke mmmm
    but i dont know how to make batter and i dont have any mars bars and i forgot to buy Coke this evening :(

    You mix flour with water until it resembles batter.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 303 ✭✭Debthree


    Pretend you're a paraplegic so you can't drive yourself and have a taxi deliver them to you.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 255 ✭✭Floodric


    Drink your own piss


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Floodric wrote: »
    Drink your own piss

    Are you watching Misery ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,739 ✭✭✭✭starbelgrade


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    Are you watching Misery ?

    Does piss taste better when you watch Misery?


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 11,199 Mod ✭✭✭✭artanevilla


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    Are you watching Misery ?

    Bear Grylls.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 813 ✭✭✭wiger toods


    You think your bad. im like someone who just got voted off survivor. Ive just eaten a whole trifle that was in the fridge at 12.45 am, had a fry up after that, now im eaten toast while guzzling down a 1 litre bottle of orange juice. had been sick the past two days and ate nothing though. im still hungry too!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Think i'll chance a goldfish sandwich


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,246 ✭✭✭ardinn


    God you guys suck at making batter

    Flour + water until it has the consistency of - eh batter - (thick but not immovable)
    Add peppercorns - until it looks like..... eh - chicken pox
    Lemon Juice 1/4 lemon
    Salt - Tablespoon
    Pepper - Teaspoon
    Nutmeg (optional)
    For colour - shred some red peppers with a potato peeler and chop into smallish squares. Chuck em in - Looks cool on the finished product and adds to the flavour.

    Batter everything!

    If you have some leftover mash from dinner and a few Vegetables mash em up together - fire into microwave - Add some chicken cubes or ham cubes to it
    Roll into balls - Batter - Fry. Mmmmmm

    Get some prawns - Wrap in cheese - Wrap in Ham - Batter :)

    Try a battered twix! - Let me know how this goes - Also maltesers.

    I just had deep fried Ice cream - Beat that!


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