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Stud or Slut question....

Kent Brockman · 2011-02-14 17:16:33

A disgruntled woman was giving out about how unfair it is that if a guy sleeps with a different girl every week, he's a legend, a Stud. But if a girl sleeps with two or three guys in a year, she's a slut. A wise man over heard and called her aside...He asked her what she thought about a key that could open lots of…

14-02-2011 5:16pm

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A disgruntled woman was giving out about how unfair it is that if a guy sleeps with a different girl every week, he's a legend, a Stud.
But if a girl sleeps with two or three guys in a year, she's a slut.

A wise man over heard and called her aside...He asked her what she thought about a key that could open lots of different locks? "Well that would be a Master Key" she said. "Correct a Master key". replied the wise old man.

"Now, what about a lock that can be opened by any 'ol key.....?"he asked.

That shut her up.:D

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#2 14-02-2011 5:17pm

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jesus, thats an old one tbh

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#3 14-02-2011 5:18pm

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Can I remove thanks in advance?

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#4 14-02-2011 5:19pm

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SLUD

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#5 14-02-2011 5:19pm

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That joke is as old as your ma.

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#6 14-02-2011 5:19pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=22

Humour forum

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#7 14-02-2011 5:21pm

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Point being most Irish men are pathetic and can't deal with the fact that women like casual sex too!!!

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#8 14-02-2011 5:21pm

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Kent Brockman wrote: »

That shut her up.:D

Impossible, nothing shuts women up.

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#9 14-02-2011 5:23pm

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It's not about how many locks you can open but how good you are at picking the lock..

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#10 14-02-2011 5:26pm

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They didn't have retinal scanners when the OP's joke was first told, they barely had doors.

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#11 14-02-2011 6:31pm

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we'llallhavetea wrote: »

jesus, thats an old one tbh

:rolleyes: I think you'll find that most jokes 'are an old one' to someone.
I never heard it until today.

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