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Sexual language

Son of Facekicker · 2011-02-14 16:11:33

When i was in school i got in to a lot of trouble for using "sexual language" all i was doing was talking about breasts and bras and so on. I still have a chip on my shoulder that i got in trouble for that

14-02-2011 4:11pm

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When i was in school i got in to a lot of trouble for using "sexual language" all i was doing was talking about breasts and bras and so on. I still have a chip on my shoulder that i got in trouble for that

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#2 14-02-2011 4:12pm

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Women's knickers!

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#3 14-02-2011 4:12pm

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Why would the Priest want to hear about breasts, when clearly he had other things on his mind...

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#4 14-02-2011 4:14pm

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Son of Facekicker wrote: »

When i was in school i got in to a lot of trouble for using "sexual language" all i was doing was talking about breasts and bras and so on. I still have a chip on my shoulder that i got in trouble for that

Did you give them a kick in the face?

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#5 14-02-2011 4:14pm

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MagicMarker wrote: »

Women's knickers!

BIG BRAS!!!

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#6 14-02-2011 4:14pm

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Gunsfortoys wrote: »

Did you give them a kick in the face?

......or did your da do it for you ?

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#7 14-02-2011 4:17pm

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Son of Facekicker wrote: »

I still have a chip on my shoulder

http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056179859
haha whats with you and chips on shoulders?

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#8 14-02-2011 4:28pm

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Fanny.

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#9 14-02-2011 4:29pm

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#10 14-02-2011 4:39pm

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i thought this was going to be a thread on how to talk dirty on valentines day...i am disappoint

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#11 14-02-2011 4:40pm

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I was the kid who lol'd when I put 80085 into my calculator.

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#12 14-02-2011 4:41pm

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I love it when you rub my p*ssy with your big hard c*ck and then plunge it in real slowly.

like that?

(my teacher threatened to tell my parents, but she kept me back after class instead)

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#13 14-02-2011 4:42pm

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extra-ordinary_ wrote: »

I love it when you rub my p*ssy with your big hard c*ck and then plunge it in real slowly.

like that?

I'm not sure... keep talking.

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#14 14-02-2011 4:45pm

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i turn 27 in 2 months i still get given out to if i say cnut:mad:

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#15 14-02-2011 4:56pm

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#16 14-02-2011 4:57pm

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Xivilai wrote: »

work safe?

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#17 14-02-2011 4:59pm

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His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.

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#18 14-02-2011 4:59pm

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tallaghtmick wrote: »

work safe?

I would say so yes

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#19 14-02-2011 5:03pm

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#20 14-02-2011 5:20pm

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Your dad can kick their dad in the face!

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#21 14-02-2011 5:27pm

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#22 14-02-2011 5:33pm

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#23 14-02-2011 5:37pm

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BLAST THEM WITH lumpy semen syrup piss

FYP

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#24 14-02-2011 5:48pm

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Lick my love pump.

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#26 14-02-2011 6:00pm

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How could I possibly draw a chalk penis on my own back?!

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#27 14-02-2011 6:04pm

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Im not joking with this thread, the school reported me to social services because of my sexual language, what harm was i doing?

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#28 14-02-2011 6:07pm

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLTnacYvvg4

Ride me sideways was another!

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#29 14-02-2011 6:10pm

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Son of Facekicker wrote: »

Im not joking with this thread, the school reported me to social services because of my sexual language, what harm was i doing?

When I was in school I was the same and always horny ,still am.I never got into trouble for it though.It must be the way you say things ,

eg:

A) "here miss give us a look at your cock pocket"

"here miss I bet your a right spunk tank"

That sort of stuff can get you into trouble alright.

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#30 14-02-2011 6:26pm

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If a guy says he'd like to drink my seafood soup, I'm all his...

I do make an excellent chowder.

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#31 14-02-2011 6:27pm

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W.Shakes-Beer wrote: »

I was the kid who lol'd when I put 80085 into my calculator.

Ah now, ffs... :mad:

Who wasn't?!

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#32 14-02-2011 6:42pm

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Dudess wrote: »

If a guy says he'd like to drink my seafood soup, I'm all his...

I do make an excellent chowder.

I don't think he means your soup...

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#33 14-02-2011 6:56pm

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Dudess wrote: »

I do make an excellent chowder.

Clam chowder? My favourite.

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#34 14-02-2011 7:06pm

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is thread charged at premium rate?

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#35 14-02-2011 7:08pm

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F*ck her in the face?

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#36 14-02-2011 7:26pm

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is this thread available with a sound track?

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#37 14-02-2011 7:40pm

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i was in bed with a guy who called my clit "your love pimple"

seriously, WTF?

and he kept referring his and my bits and "he/his" and "she/her" eg "he really likes it when she squeezes him like that"

seriously, STFU!

he was damn good in bed tho, i'd have to say that about him. pity about the soundtrack

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