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I've got terrible wind today!

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  • 11-02-2011 10:17pm
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    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭


    :( ...it's not funny, 'cause it's kinda painful....especially when it gets trapped and can't move :( , then it fires down the tube and blasts out!

    I've been letting loose for 2 hours, i wish i could bottle this stuff...it could run my gas fire for a few days.

    Yes, i'm bored.


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    Degag
    Registered Users Posts: 9,955 ✭✭✭Degag


    My advice: Go for a shít.


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    rednik
    Registered Users Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭rednik


    Buy a kite.


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    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    Take some peppermint oil


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    #5
    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    Don't post about it on boards?


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    #6
    coolchip1
    Registered Users Posts: 40 ✭coolchip1


    stick a tuba to ur ass and play a tune.. it wont solve the problem but it will kill the boredom


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    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Set them on fire


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    FearDark
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,425 ✭✭✭FearDark


    I love inhaling mine.


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    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    Banned

    Farts are always funny.


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    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Degag wrote: »
    My advice: Go for a shít.

    Tons of it here:

    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/search.php?searchid=17416825#


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    Anita Blow
    Registered Users Posts: 1,933 ✭✭✭Anita Blow


    Amount of times people slag Facebook saying it's for idiots who post their every thought.

    And yet here were are with a thread about trapped wind


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    galwayrush
    Registered Users Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Don't go to Mali :D
    and don't vote for any party in the election that might tax it..


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    #13
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,068 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    [...]


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    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    OP are you Flutt light?


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    Son Of A Vidic
    Registered Users Posts: 32,370 ✭✭✭✭Son Of A Vidic


    Anita Blow wrote: »
    Amount of times people slag Facebook saying it's for idiots who post their every thought.

    And yet here were are with a thread about trapped wind

    Blow not celebrating wind? Doesn't seem right somehow.


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    cassid
    Registered Users Posts: 811 ✭✭✭cassid


    peppermint cordial ( learnt that after 2 sections)


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    paddydriver
    Registered Users Posts: 2,079 ✭✭✭paddydriver


    Go to bed and let them go under the duvet... then waft it up and down and enjoy the smell hitting you in the face; its even more fun if you have a wife to share it with - gives a good even waft:D

    Doesn't work with girlfriends though.. have to be your wife first.


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    Sergeant
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,362 ✭✭✭Sergeant


    Careful a harmless and amusing fart doesn't turn into a potentially tragic shart. Could ruin an important meeting, interview or first date.


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    Mike 1972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,018 ✭✭✭Mike 1972


    Anita Blow wrote: »
    Amount of times people slag Facebook saying it's for idiots who post their every thought.

    And yet here were are with a thread about trapped wind

    Your point being ?


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    Richard Dower
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 21,634 ✭✭✭✭Richard Dower


    Mike 1972 wrote: »
    Your point being ?

    Anita is calling me an idiot, which is a fair assement :)


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    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    FFS Richard.


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    #22
    phill106
    Registered Users Posts: 6,810 ✭✭✭phill106


    Just enjoy it...


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    danslevent
    Registered Users Posts: 893 ✭✭✭danslevent


    phill106 wrote: »
    Just enjoy it...


    Hah! Nothing like a good fart. Except when you are around people and you are afraid it will smell :S


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    Aoifey!
    Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Um...okay?


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    karlog
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,563 ✭✭✭karlog


    No point being polite and holding it in just let it rip and blame it on someone else.


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    finipops
    Closed Accounts Posts: 201 ✭✭finipops


    Richard Dower wrote: »
    :( ...it's not funny, 'cause it's kinda painful....especially when it gets trapped and can't move :( , then it fires down the tube and blasts out!

    I've been letting loose for 2 hours, i wish i could bottle this stuff...it could run my gas fire for a few days.

    Yes, i'm bored.
    It'll all blow over soon enough.


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    Ricardo G
    Registered Users Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    Op if you can manage to hold it in until a representative from Fianna
    Fail calls to your door and asks what you think of them blow one straight in their faces !!
    Then again it is a shame to waste one on those fcukers :D


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