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  • 11-02-2011 10:31am
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    MonkieSocks
    Registered Users Posts: 8,295 ✭✭✭


    A wife.... said to her husband.

    "The trouble with men is that they can't multi-task... they can't do two things at the same time".

    "Actually I can"....... replied the husband.

    "Well then"....said the wife.

    "Give me an example".

    "Well...when I was banging you in bed last night..... I was thinking about your sister".

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    On returning from the newsagent one morning...a husband says to his wife...

    "I've just heard a rumour that our postman's slept with every woman in our street...except one.. can you believe that?".

    "Hah"..says his wife..

    "I'll bet It's that snobby...stuck up cow at number 12".

    _____________________________________

    A husband and wife are cooing over their new born baby.

    "Look at the size of his todger"...says the man..It's massive!

    "Yes... dear"..says the woman.

    "But at least he's got your eyes".
    _____________________________________


    A Scottish couple were talking at the breakfast table......

    "Ah mended that hole in your trooser pocket after ye went to bed last night".

    "Sure ah'm a nice.. wee.. thoughtful wife..Eh.. Darling?".

    "you certainly are...my wee precious".

    "But tell me... how did you find oot' there was a hole in my pocket?".


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