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Break In

I Was VB · 2011-02-10 13:59:17

Woke up this morning, went out the motor to find my fly window (intact) on the ground beside the car. Looked into it glove box open and the car ransaked :( Bastards got a satnav, i-pod, aftershave??, chewing-gums?? And worst of all my nudie deck of cards :mad: Went to the copshop reported it and gave him some bits that…

10-02-2011 1:59pm

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Woke up this morning, went out the motor to find my fly window (intact) on the ground beside the car.

Looked into it glove box open and the car ransaked

Bastards got a satnav, i-pod, aftershave??, chewing-gums?? And worst of all my nudie deck of cards :mad:

Went to the copshop reported it and gave him some bits that might have prints on it. Still amazed me as to how they got the fly window out without breaking it?? There was no marks, no rips or breaks around the window. I put it back in and its grand.

So i'm looking for a thief with a poxy taste in music, smells like a whores handbag with a poxy navigations skills and is horny a priest on confession day and is giving up smoking!!

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#2 10-02-2011 2:16pm

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Post of the day ^^^

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#3 10-02-2011 3:22pm

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LIGHTNING wrote: »

So 95% of taxi drivers then

that made me laugh so much

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#4 10-02-2011 4:20pm

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LIGHTNING wrote: »

So 95% of taxi drivers then

Brilliant!!

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#5 10-02-2011 7:01pm

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Annoying crime to happen but it's better than those asswipes who bend back your door and mean you have to scour every scrapyard in the country looking for a replacement. I suppose he a was a class above your ordinary apprentice scummer .

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#6 10-02-2011 7:03pm

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Atlantic Dawn wrote: »

Annoying crime to happen but it's better than those asswipes who bend back your door and mean you have to scour every scrapyard in the country looking for a replacement. I suppose he a was a class above your ordinary apprentice scummer .

I think VB has his own personal scrapyard of Carinas, I don't think he'd be stuck

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#7 10-02-2011 8:29pm

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I was totally not expecting to laugh at anything in this thread. Fair play to ye's lads.

I wonder is it common place to break into taxi's to see if they leave spare cash or sat nav's lying in them.

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#8 10-02-2011 8:46pm

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ohhh forget to add
the bastards doing that VB... not good at all

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#9 11-02-2011 2:59am

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VB, I have a pack of chewing gums you can have

I know it's not much, but it's a start

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#10 11-02-2011 7:21am

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All the lads on boards motors will pose for a new deck of cards for you.:cool:

Right lads, we looking for hairy, fat guys, you know, the type VB likes...

Dam, I forgot, everyone on Boards motors is 6 foot plus and are built like brick sh1thouses....

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#11 11-02-2011 7:23am

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Oh, and sorry to hear about the scumbags.

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#12 12-02-2011 4:23am

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Wonder why they left the car though?

Edit: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=70576962&postcount=26 on a roll:D

Not your ornery onager

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#13 12-02-2011 4:29am

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Sorry to hear about car vb. happened to me before. ironically had a lotta tools on the floor which they left. instead opting for stereo an mp3 box of condoms can of heineken and most strangely one shoe of a pair?

least repairs didnt cost ya. perhaps fit an alarm?

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