Hiding out in Leitrim....

juma

Ok, long story short. I got caught with my pants down with another woman. Now I'm too much of a wimp to man up and face my girlfriend. What do I do? I hear Leitrim is a good place for cowards to hide out.

phasers

Some sort of reference to the Dáil or Governemnt would probably be good here, I cant thingk of anything.


Leitrim is full of cows and incest OP.

Hyperbullet

**insert witty jibe at Enda Kenny**

TouchingVirus

juma wrote: »

Ok, long story short. I got caught with my pants down with another woman. Now I'm too much of a wimp to man up and face my girlfriend. What do I do? I hear Leitrim is a good place for cowards to hide out.

:rolleyes:

IBTL

Gummy Panda

Ask her has she ever thought about a ménage à trois

shampon

Was she just given you head, a toss or where you burying the baldy fella?

Absurdum

pull up your pants for a start

Kasabian

Can I have your gf's number. Revenge sex is always good.

The Volt

juma wrote: »

Ok, long story short. I got caught with my pants down with another woman. Now I'm too much of a wimp to man up and face my girlfriend. What do I do? I hear Leitrim is a good place for cowards to hide out.

Is that you Enda?

bm365

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Ask her has she ever thought about a ménage à trois

If she's anything like Enda Kenny I doubt she'd go for it!

AnonoBoy

Nobody runs away to Leitrim - what's the f*ckin' point?

Just go to a hotel.

Or make up a different thread that isn't true.

Gummy Panda

bm365 wrote: »

If she's anything like Enda Kenny I doubt she'd go for it!

Oh this thread was some politics jibe.

I can't wait till this recession is over. Then we can get back to threads complaining about Irish women or foreigners

easyeason3

Hiding out in Leitrim...

...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Absurdum

I wonder what's in Enda's pants........................

marcsignal

juma wrote: »

Ok, long story short. I got caught with my pants down with another woman. Now I'm too much of a wimp to man up and face my girlfriend. What do I do? I hear Leitrim is a good place for cowards to hide out.

Letrim, where Men are Men, and Sheep are Nervous...

red menace

Give us the long version of the story

ronnie3585

Blast her with piss!

W.Shakes-Beer

Careful of that Leitrim place, I here there's a savage lad on banjo there, his cousins like to arse rape guys as well.

bonerm

Seems like a good place to hide. For a start I (and I'd imagine most people) don't even know where it is.

galwayrush

See what you did wrong? if you had your pants down in Leitrim, you might not have got caught..,




Mind you, not entirely foolproof .A neighbour of mine, was shocked when about 40 of us appeared in a pub in Carrick On Shanon for a stag, where he was hiding out with a burd who was not his wife..hahahahaha

billymitchell

Man da f*ck up

Big foots diick

red menace wrote: »

Give us the long version of the story

Give us the durty version of the story

Micky Dolenz

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