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Re my escort thread

  • 08-02-2011 8:48pm
    #1
    Kevin joyce
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭


    Well i want to answer some of the things i was asked in the thread, firstly i want to thank all ye lads that answered me with advice, well the reason i remember the date the last time i had sex over 23 years is because it was with somebody very special, after i lost her i had a breakdown and over the years i have had minor dating but i have been let down but all the ladies i have had minor dating with, i have had nothing much in common with them, and some were cheating on me and so on.


Comments

  • #2
    Hande hoche!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,904 ✭✭✭Hande hoche!


    Get back on the horse.


  • #3
    Celly Smunt
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 9,464 ✭✭✭Celly Smunt


    did you get your rock and roll yet?


  • #4
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    :confused:

    What did I miss?


  • #5
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    :confused:

    What did I miss?

    He's going to an escort to get his bag of coal, I reckon this thread will stir the emotions more than Cherryghosts "Things you do for love" thread :pac:

    Kev, go for it sir and let us know how you get on! Prob best to try pay her by the minute......


  • #6
    zuroph
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,097 ✭✭✭✭zuroph


    30 minutes will be plenty ;)


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  • #7
    Jaxxy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,297 ✭✭✭Jaxxy


    kfallon wrote: »
    He's going to an escort to get his bag of coal, I reckon this thread will stir the emotions more than Cherryghosts "Things you do for love" thread :pac:

    Kev, go for it sir and let us know how you get on! Prob best to try pay her by the minute......

    Ooohhh. Tute on son, tute on!


  • #8
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    23 years... might be best to either knock one out first or ask her to charge by the nanosecond.


  • #9
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    zuroph wrote: »
    30 minutes will be plenty ;)


    I'm sure you meant seconds.


  • #10
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    Best to remind 'lil Kev' that he's not just there to piss thru ;)


  • #11
    Ricardo G
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,308 ✭✭✭Ricardo G


    zuroph wrote: »
    30 minutes will be plenty ;)

    30 mins?? he has'nt had sex since 87
    *Big explosion after 2 mins imo*


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  • #12
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Ricardo G wrote: »
    30 mins?? he has'nt had sex since 87
    *Big explosion after 2 mins imo*

    one of those minutes will be wasted stripping her.


  • #13
    Aoifey!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    So...did you ever get an escort?


  • #14
    u140acro3xs7dm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭u140acro3xs7dm


    zuroph wrote: »
    30 minutes will be plenty ;)
    1 push 2 squirts


  • #15
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    hondasam wrote: »
    one of those minutes will be wasted stripping her.

    The other will be going up to the room!


  • #16
    Kevin joyce
    Closed Accounts Posts: 67 ✭✭Kevin joyce


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    So...did you ever get an escort?

    No i have not made up my mind about the matter yet.


  • #17
    alandublin15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 169 ✭✭alandublin15


    purchase thine wenchling
    have no cause for shame nor humility
    tis but mankinds place to spread the seed, to coax the wench, to place the foreign object whence it belong not. and so to the hospitalier. remove false phallus, remove and speak no word.


  • #18
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    kfallon wrote: »
    The other will be going up to the room!

    The lift to the room has it's uses.


  • #19
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    You might need to get an escort to prepare you for the other one


  • #20
    hondasam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,418 ✭✭✭✭hondasam


    Isla Worried Tangerine wrote: »
    1 push 2 squirts

    you are quick.


  • #21
    Big Nasty
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,080 ✭✭✭✭Big Nasty


    I presume there's another thread in relation to this that I haven't seen yet and maybe AH was the wrong place to post but go easy on the OP lads!

    Best of luck to you man!


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  • #22
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Do it while she's still the criminal, not you


  • #23
    easyeason3
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,104 ✭✭✭easyeason3


    Would it still work after so long?

    It would be like something out of an Indian Jones film with dust & cobwebs everywhere.


  • #24
    Captain_Generic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,408 ✭✭✭Captain_Generic


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    Would it still work after so long?

    It would be like something out of an Indian Jones film with dust & cobwebs everywhere.

    Yikes, thats pretty harsh!


  • #25
    Dravokivich
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Music Moderators, Politics Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 22,360 CMod ✭✭✭✭Dravokivich


    Katalina Nice Skirt wrote: »
    Do it while she's still the criminal, not you

    Technically the issue is with advertising / trafficing / forcing someone to be envolved.

    not selling it.

    it's why none of the websites referenced in the previous thread are based / registered in Ireland.


  • #26
    kfallon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,775 ✭✭✭✭kfallon


    easyeason3 wrote: »
    It would be like something out of an Indian Jones film with dust & cobwebs everywhere.

    Just so long as that's our Kev and not his escort :pac:


  • #27
    martic
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 515 ✭✭✭martic


    I salute you Kevin Joyce,the first Irish man to own a weapon of mass destruction and not have his country invaded.When you're doing said escort as a challenge take her from behind with your arse against the wall and see can you blast her to the opposite wall.


  • #28
    Khyra24
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    Awww that sucks to hear Kevin. You should reconsider the escort thing and maybe try to find someone who shares common interests and goals with you instead of paying a bit of money for a short cheap thrill. Sex with someone you love and care for is always more fulfilling...


  • #29
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    This is still not the forum to ask about having sex for money in.
    You can try the Personal Issues forum but they might not want it either.


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