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Coconut

  • 07-02-2011 8:09pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭


    Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
    His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime
    She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up (3x)
    Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, and said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache, I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache
    Now let me get this straight Put the lime in the coconut,
    you drank 'em both up (3x) Put the lime in the coconut,

    you called your doctor, woke him up, and said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor,
    to relieve this bellyache, I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache
    You put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better
    Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
    Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for the lime

    She put the lime in the coconut, she drank 'em both up
    Put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up
    , and said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Doctor, to relieve this bellyache,
    I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said Now let me get this straight You put the lime in the coconut,
    you drink 'em both up (3x) Put the lime in the coconut, you're such a silly woman Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
    Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both down Put the lime in the coconut,
    and call me in the morning Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I said Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you said
    Woo-oo, ain't there nothin' I can take,
    I said Woo-oo, to relieve your bellyache, you say
    Yeah-ah, ain't there nothing I can take,
    I say Wow-ow, to relieve this bellyache,

    I said Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I said (3x) Doctor, you're such a silly woman Put the lime in the coconut, you drink 'em both together
    Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better Put the lime in the coconut, drink 'em both up
    Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the mo-o-ornin'
    Yes, you call me in the morning If you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I haz one! Said the old lady.

    lime%2520in%2520the%2520coconut.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I haz one too! Said Vladimir.

    128919538163572652.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    GaryBusey1a.jpg


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    Gary Busey once survived a night in the Arctic Tundra by cutting open a live coconut and sleeping in it. FACT!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    Was he naked?
    I hope he was naked.

    I, for one, completely approve naked Gary Busey.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,059 ✭✭✭Squarewave


    He did wear a coconut bikini, and it was very flattering.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 31,967 ✭✭✭✭Sarky


    I wore a coconut as a hat once. I'd probably do it again.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,424 ✭✭✭Storminateacup


    Her coconuts brings all the boys to the yard and they're like...


    BINGO


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,570 ✭✭✭sNarah


    I won!??


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