Party Slogans

pablomakaveli

So i was looking at slogans that are being used by the parties this election. (e.g "lets get ireland working" for Fine Gael)

So i came up with my own for each party.

Fianna Fail - "We're ****ed anyway but take pity on us"
Fine Gael - "Enda might be boring but we still have Emma Kiernan"
Labour- "Vote for us our we'll keep putting Joan Burton on tv"
Sinn Fein- "Like having your kneecaps? Better vote for us then"
Green Party- "Ya, we're still around"

So AH what slogans would you give each party for the election?

RichieC

All of them : get the f*ck off my monitor screen I'm sick of reading about you..

wait, that's not a slogan, it's how I feel.

Snakeblood

I thought a good slogan for a party I'd start would be '**** your Potholes, the Country is in the ****'

Sort of an appeal to patriotism over parish pump.

martic

Vote for us because your great grandparents did

W.Shakes-Beer

If you wan't a knacker for a neighbour, vote Labour.

Bit cruel in fairness.

cml387

"Game over man,it's game over!"