High standards

Animal_

I have a friend that seems to have ridiculously high standards when it comes to girls, and at the drop of a hat will find a fault in any girl that gets an appraising comment from me.

Strange and hilarious thing is- on a night out he always ends up with proper rough looking yolks and his standards seem to fly out the window.

Anyone else have a buddy like this?

orourkeda

No most of my mates would stick their shaft in any girl with a heartbeat.

Rabies

Horses for courses
Horses for others

Kasabian

I used to have standards :pac:

J. Marston

Not me. I'd throw it into a hole in the wall.







Again.

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Your friend is being pretentious in order to look/feel better about himself. Is he the type of "mate" that always has a conflicting interest to your own? Some people "communicate" this way...

Could be a way of putting you down without being a complete cock about it?

Animal_

Roger Shapely Safe wrote: »

Your friend is being pretentious in order to look/feel better about himself. Is he the type of "mate" that always has a conflicting interest to your own? Some people "communicate" this way...

Could be a way of putting you down without being a complete cock about it?

True, seem like ego boosting behavior, Its just ridiculous and wonder how common this is.

epgc3fyqirnbsx

you could be describing me OP

Sanjuro

Animal_ wrote: »

Strange and hilarious thing is- on a night out he always ends up with proper rough looking yolks and his standards seem to fly out the window.
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Wow. That is strange and hilarious. I'm splitting my sides here.

pragmatic1

Yeah I have a mate like that too. Wouldnt mind but hes no oil painting himself.

Nuggles

He's lying. Claiming to only like "high standard" ladies. But then doing the right thing and riding anything with a heartbeat.


For example, I'd never eat food off the floor, AFTER the five second rule has passed. Or if there's no one around.

Animal_

Sanjuro wrote: »

Wow. That is strange and hilarious. I'm splitting my sides here.

good man, sure have a roll on the floor

Sinfonia

Has the same logic to me as somebody saying a BMW X5 is a piece of ****, but they drive a Fiesta because it's all they can afford.

Or saying that a popular restaurant is shíte while they eat a Pot Noodle.

Or that some professional footballer is a retarded monkey while they sit on the couch with a pizza and a can of Tesco lager resting on their belly.

Happens everywhere.
So your friend would rather have a girl who's a 10 than a 7. Doesn't mean he can afford more than a 3.

A Fiesta is better than walking, a Pot Noodle is better than starving, a 3 is better than your hand..

Standman

yea omg! i mean, wtf?! lmao

--LOS--

a guy with high standards? fossilize and preserve him while you can

Animal_

Sinfonia wrote: »

a 3 is better than your hand..

ta fcuk it is