Super Valu - Real Food, Real People

imme

why?

does every other supermarket employ robots:eek:

W.Shakes-Beer

No, just Super Valu

Geansai Rua

simple answer...

yes

Ricardo G

"Under the tree at Spar"
What bloody tree and whats under it in all fairness ??

the groutch

imme wrote: »

why?

does every other supermarket employ robots:eek:

well all of tescos tills are now

Badgermonkey

Sweaty Ham @ SV, my culinary kryptonite

Wurly

Great. You've just reminded me of my pet peeve.... The way the man in that ad pronounces special offers as 'ouuufers'......grrrrrrr:mad::mad::mad::mad:

Kimono-Girl

ah supermarket threads i never grow tired of them...

threads as they should be!

LighterGuy

"real plan, better future"

imme

Trí wrote: »

Great. You've just reminded me of my pet peeve.... The way the man in that ad pronounces special offers as 'ouuufers'......grrrrrrr:mad::mad::mad::mad:

used to annoy me, now I larf at it:D

gsxr1

The 100% Irish owned company who only employ eastern Europeans ,
supaaaaz valueeeeeez

imme

imme wrote: »

does every other supermarket employ robots:eek:

"Insert cash or select payment type. Please scan your Clubcard. Please wait for assistance..."

*gets coat*

tallaghtmick

gsxr1 wrote: »

The 100% Irish owned company who only employ eastern Europeans ,
supaaaaz valueeeeeez

not really super valu in aylesbury is all irish bar 1 of the security gaurds

MistyCheese

It's just a marketing blurb, it means nothing. Like "Frosties - They're Grrreat" or "Tallaght - Not as bad as you think."

Wurly

imme wrote: »

used to annoy me, now I larf at it:D

Oh I cant...:mad: It follows me everywhere, it seems. Any ad break I catch on the telly, on the radio.... aaaaahh:pac:

squod

Real expensive.

OPENROAD

I've never been in a Super Valu, must find one and see what all the fuss is about

Birdnuts

imme wrote: »

why?

does every other supermarket employ robots:eek:

I wonder are they referring to all those plastic "paddies" out there;)

S.R.F.C.

I like that way it should be pronounced 'Super Valoo', why the **** didn't they just spell it properly?

the groutch

gsxr1 wrote: »

The 100% Irish owned company who only employ eastern Europeans ,
supaaaaz valueeeeeez

your confusing them with Dunnes

"the difference is, we're Irish"

:rolleyes:

CorkMan

the groutch wrote: »

your confusing them with Dunnes

"the difference is, we're Irish"

:rolleyes:

"the difference is, we charge you 200% for your groceries."

pablomakaveli

Before i started working in Super Valu i was only imaginary. I was dreamed up by the imagination of a 5 year old boy named Johnny. We had all sorts of wacky adventures but then i got a job Super Valu and i became real.

Since i was no longer imaginary i had to leave Johnny forever.

Disney were going to make a movie about the whole thing but decided not to because i curse a lot and look at porn. They felt i wasn't a good role model.

Bah! Story of my life.:mad:

Wagon

imme wrote: »

why?

does every other supermarket employ robots:eek:

yes. look at your local spar. robots galore.

i also have your wife in my car with no head. keys are under her face. im off to bed, you deal with it.

goose2005

the groutch wrote: »

your confusing them with Dunnes

"the difference is, we're Irish"

:rolleyes:

The difference is, nothing at all. Except a crap layout (at least in Maynooth)

Aoifey!

OPENROAD wrote: »

I've never been in a Super Valu, must find one and see what all the fuss is about

How have you never been in a Super Valu?!

Not that it's all that great, just assumed everyone had been there.

goat2

Aoifey! wrote: »

How have you never been in a Super Valu?!

Not that it's all that great, just assumed everyone had been there.

there is one way to be sure that you are buying irish, buy from the local farmers market and local butcher, cheaper and nicer produce, i dont go for the big supermarket and i do find alot of people do same as me, you get the real taste of turnip, parsnip, and cabbage also carrots, anytime i have bought from big outlets it may look like turnip, but it does not taste as nice

Metallergy

squod wrote: »

Real expensive.

is it?!

i actually can't pallete anything from there, whatsoever.

Sticky_Fingers

"Super Valu, Real Food, Real People" always struck me as a phrase the Soylent Green marketing department would come up with after they stopped giving a toss.

Metallergy

Super Allergy. i will never go there

Einhard

Sticky_Fingers wrote: »

"Super Valu, Real Food, Real People" always struck me as a phrase the Soylent Green marketing department would come up with after they stopped giving a toss.

Super Valu Home Brand is people!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek::eek::eek::eek:

Tubsandtiles

What about the ALDI and Lidl logo..wait there is none .

Metallergy

of all the apparent realities man shapes why the fúck did they have to shape a shopping unit that lets super valu. its not even enticing. needs a trendy new makeover tbh. who's the eirish equivelent of kerry katona? they need to sign her up.

the groutch

Metallergy wrote: »

who's the eirish equivelent of kerry katona? they need to sign her up.

Amanda Bunkbed

Sanjuro

SuperValu circa 2150-

SuperValu: Soylent Green, Served by Androids.

rainbowdrop

gsxr1 wrote: »

The 100% Irish owned company who only employ eastern Europeans ,
supaaaaz valueeeeeez

There are NO Eastern Europeans employed in my local SuperValu (small town) The owner is known for his policy of only employing locals.

My cousin works there and she told me he even put an advert for staff in the paper a couple of years ago saying 'Local Staff Wanted'... When a girl from Lithuania replied, he threw the application straight in the bin, saying (In his Eddie Hobbs accent) 'What the fcuk is local about Lithuania?'

I'd say it'll be a cold day in hell before that racist prick will give a job to anyone that isn't Irish!!

goat2

iguess it is
buy irish
hire irish

poppyvalley

Ricardo G wrote: »

"Under the tree at Spar"
What bloody tree and whats under it in all fairness ??

What about "today's bread today" and it could be a day or two old