Movie title changing game!

lyverbird1

I had many happy summers working at the local multiplex and one of my favourite duties was to see what I could get away with when putting the movie titles on the canopy or over the individual screen doors. The only rule was to simply change,omit or add one letter.

This resulted in some interesting titles being displayed, such as:

1. lice in Wonderland
2. Hot ****s
3. Short Cu*ts (I wasn't allowed to leave this one on display for some reason...)

Thought it would be interesting to see what other people could come up with...

Skerries

didn't have to look far as the ad is in the corner

True G*it

Duggy747

Diet Hard: With A Vengence

Only thought of this because I watched the 1st one again last night

Penn

Top Gum

American History

Good Hill Hunting

Uncle F*ck

AnonoBoy

• You Can't Count On Me - An abacus goes rogue.
• Mean Grils - Two American diners engage in all out war against each other.
• Hairy Potter - A ceramics expert learns to live with an embarrassing ailment
• Miami Mice - An elderly couple of American White-Footed Mice retire to the sunshine coast but their past is close behind!
• The Fast and the Curious - A sprinter teams up with his pet cat to solve crime.

geeky

AnonoBoy wrote: »

• Miami Mice

This would have been a much better film than the real one. So long as they left out the endless sex scenes. That would have been odd.

AnonoBoy

geeky wrote: »

This would have been a much better film than the real one. So long as they left out the endless sex scenes. That would have been odd.

Ah I dunno about that.

"Squeak! Squeak! SQUEAK!!!!!"

"I'm a fiend for mojitos Mitchellstown Cheddar." :cool:

Skerries

Gone with the Wine - come back ye baxtard!
Vatman - puts fear into the heart of tax dodgers
Flash of the Titans - godly bits on display
Schindler's Fist - his later life as a porn star
Stab Wars - Set in Limerick of course
The Empire Strokes Back - The Emporerer gets all jiggy with it
Return of the Jodi - Jodi Marsh makes a comeback
Dr. Strangelove Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Boob - fnar fnar!

Gulliver

Iron Pan
The Good, The Bad and the Fugly
Command
Pron
Womb Raider
Planet of the Apex
The Bummy
Deep Blue Pea
Dustin Powers
Cack to the Future
Yoga Bear

ziedth

The fast and the Curious really made me LOL.

Duggy747

• Schindler's Fist
• Cockwork Orange
• The Dear Hunter
• Jews - Attack of the Jewish Shark :pac:
• Allen Versus Predator
• Citizen Cane
• Cream Girls
• Dawn Of The Dad
• Codfather
• Apocaplypse Wow!
• Robocok

Gulliver

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Dom
The Hand that Cocks the Cradle (ewwwwww)
The Codfather
O Mother, Where Art Thou?
Greasy
Nightmare on Elmo Street

Gulliver

28 Dads Later
X-Mean
The Waterbouy
Mark Attacks!
Frisky Business
Lock, Sock and Two Smoking Barrels
Spar Wars

ki

Iron Nan - A granny doing household chores

Duggy747

Fatman Returns - About a man who once had recovered from obesity. He has fallen off the wagon and has returned to his unhealthy obese ways after a great tragedy affected his life in this touching drama.

The Butty Professor - The adventures of a man searching to create the perfect chip butty.

Groundhog Gay - 3D animated feature with celebrity voices about a groundhog coming to terms with his sexuality................with hilarious consequences.

The Thong - Sci-Fi/Fantasy about an illusive thong that's said to hold mystical pulling powers.

Clarks - Feature documentary exposing the sheer evil truth behind the manufacture of Clarks shoes

No County For Old Men - A rogue OAP Irishman goes on cross-country killing spree to retrieve his pension from the criminal underground crooks who stole it.

pickarooney

Black Swain - a squire's daughter breaks a social taboo by consorting with an African chappie. With sexy consequences.

Moldboy - a man recovers from a 15 year lung infection and embarks on a crusade to wipe out the spores that cause it

Pulp Faction - a military splinter group takes over a small Central American consequences, inspired by the lyrics of Jarvis Cocker.

The Silence of the Labs - Computer Science is no joke when a freshman repeatedly disturbs everyone with his braying laughter. But who will be brave enough to email him to be quiet?

Duggy747

Big Trouble In Little Chin - Clint Eastwood epic western where he stars as a mysterious unnamed wanderer who comes by a Native American encampment. Reluctantly, he helps them fight against a tycoon who wants to flatten their homes to make way for a new railway line.

Demolition Ma - A story about a single mother raising her kids in a deprived part of Dublin. She battles against the odds from her sexist co-workers as she looks to excel in the unusual choice of a demolition career. Explosive drama :pac:

Starshìt Troopers - Documentary following the bizzare careers of ex-military members who decide to enter the Scat Fetish in the porn industry and fight to be the biggest star.

The Cock - Cannes winner The Cock takes a harsh look at our daily lives through the eyes of a simple chicken.

The Cow - After a farmer is killed by street thugs he is reincarnated as one of his livestock and seeks out revenge on those who terrorise the streets.

Kodiac - An intelligent psychopath toys with FBI agent Micheal Cera by tyring to wipe polaroid pictures out of existence. Quirky indie comedy with Zooey Deschanel as the janitor Cera is too shy to ask out.

podgemonster

W*nked: Angelina Jolie sorts out James McEvoy

Of Rice and Men: The film of 2 friends working in the Paddy fields, one of them is a retard.

The Curious Vase of Benjamin Button: Benjamin Button flower holding ornament and its amazing adventures.

Goldstein

Mementos - Segal is out for blood after a crooked cop steels his favourite sweets.

B.A. Confidential - A behind the scenes fly on the wall documentary about Mr. T.

Some Like it Hoth - Episode VII. Marilyn, Tauntaun and a Wampa form an all biped band and embark upon a sell-out tour of the snowy planet.

don ramo

flight club,
mementos, god help him now:D
leona,
sin kity,

mike65

/off topic

when I was young I thought Kubricks film was called Dr. Strangleglove



on topic

The Matwix - a story of a snack bar maker who learns from mysterious rebels about the true nature of his world and his role in the war against its controllers staring Jonathon Ross

mrgardener

Clarks - Kevin Smiths rise to stardom in the shoe industry

Star W ars - Han Solo gets sucked into a black hole

bonerm

lyverbird1 wrote: »

I had many happy summers working at the local multiplex and one of my favourite duties was to see what I could get away with when putting the movie titles on the canopy or over the individual screen doors. The only rule was to simply change,omit or add one letter.

This resulted in some interesting titles being displayed, such as:

1. lice in Wonderland
2. Hot ****s
.

You worked in a theatre from 1991-2010? The novelty usually wears off for most people a lot sooner.

(pOnce)

jArgHA

ok I changed the rules a bit to rearranging film titles...

The fear of all sums - CIA agent Jack Ryan struggles to overcome a calculator phobia

weemammy

first the real name, after that what I would've called it

How to Lose a Guy In 10 Days -- How to Lose a Gay In 10 Days
Die hard -- Dig hard
The Road Warrior -- The Toad warrior
Full Metal Jacket -- Full Mental Jacket
Raging bull -- Raging Ball
The Wild Bunch -- The Wild Munch
The Longest Yard -- The Longest Fart
Slap Shot -- Slap ****
Office Space -- Office Spacer
Cool Hand Luke -- Cool Hand Puke
Date Night -- Date Fight
Fight Club -- Night Club
Minority Report -- Minority Resort
Before the devil knows you're dead -- Before the devil knows your dad

rednik

Smellys Heroes
Carlitos Wax
The string
the moonies
the incredible bulk

grumula

S*M*A*S*H - Bruce banner and Trapper Pierce try to remain lighthearted running a gin joint in their medical unit in the front lines of the Korean war,
but sometimes war makes Bruce very angry!

delbertgrady

Allen Resurrection - sci-fi horror wherein a cloned beat poet is brought back to life to defend the Earth from aliens
All the Residents Men - members of a cult avant-garde rock band uncover the truth behind the Watergate break-in
Arnie - psychological thriller about a kleptomaniac Governor who is afraid of the colour red
The Bird - the citizens of Bodega Bay are tormented by a psychopath who keeps giving them the finger
Boxing Helen - the four other 1997 Best Actress Oscar nominees beat the hell out of winner Helen Hunt
Brack - contemporary neo-noir with Joseph Gordon-Levitt uncovering a high school murder plot involving contraband Halloween fruitcake
Bugsy Alone - a ten year-old gangster is accidentally left at home for Christmas while his unwitting family fly to France
Citizen Kant - classic Orson Welles drama wherein a German philosopher gets involved in newspaper publishing
Dead Man's Shops - Shane Meadows film with army-trained Paddy Considine returning to his hometown to open a small business
Diving Miss Daisy - Morgan Freeman is employed to assist Jessica Tandy explore the Great Barrier Reef
Don't Book Now - Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie decide that going to Venice may not be such a good idea after all
Dude, Where's My Cat? - stoners Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott in a bizarre quest to find their missing pet
Duet - travelling salesman Dennis Weaver repeatedly resists demands by a mysterious truck driver to join a glee club
Easy E - Emma Stone is ostracised from her high school classmates when they discover she is a fan of NWA
The Farm - Tom Cruise discovers he's working for a market gardening company that's bankrolled by the mob
Faster Pussycat, Kill Bill - Uma Thurman gets giant breast implants in order to join a gang of murderous strippers
The Fat and the Furious - illegal street racers Jack Black and Seth Rogen struggle to deal with their anger management issues
Fat People - classic film noir starring Simone Simon, who believes that she suffers from a curse that causes her to put on weight when she becomes aroused
Finding Elmo - an overprotective father is in a desperate race to locate his captured son, the popular Sesame Street star
Full Meal Jacket - Vietnam drama in which the Marine Corps are provided with edible clothing to help them survive in the jungle
Hogan's Run - sci-fi adventure where a wrestler learns the truth about his supposedly perfect society and escapes to the outside world with Jenny Agutter
Hot Fizz - a successful London-based Soda Stream salesman fails to fit in to a rural English town, where locals are suspicious of his modern ways
Iman on the Moon - a supermodel decides to reinvent herself as a quirky comedian, sitcom actor and performance artist
The Incredible Huck - a wayward Mississippi youth becomes a green-skinned monster when antagonised
Key Fargo - Humphrey Bogart solves a fake kidnapping case while held hostage in a hotel by gangsters
Kind Hearts and Cornets - Alec Guinness plays every member of a successful, philanthropic ice cream dynasty
Litter - Mariah Carey tries to be a successful singer, but her career flops and she ends up sweeping the streets for a living
The Maltese Falco - light-hearted documentary about finding a tribute act for the Rock Me Amadeus star
Marathon Men - a marketing department are tortured by sadistic Laurence Olivier into changing the name of the popular chocolate bar to Snickers
Monty Python's Life of Bran - the cult comedians make a controversial agricultural documentary
Never Been P***ed - charming romcom in which Drew Barrymore goes undercover to investigate alcohol abuse in high school, and finds love in the process
Pale Cider - a small brewery are persecuted by corrupt officials until they are helped by the arrival of mysterious gunfighter, Clint Eastwood
Pieces of Avril - a Canadian pop star struggles to prepare a successful Thanksgiving dinner for her visiting family
Pope and Glory - John Boorman rites-of-passage film, charting the wartime adventures of Joseph Ratzinger
Pop Land - partially deaf outsider Sylvester Stallone realises he can never be as successful as his musician friends, who have perfect hearing
Rabin Fever - five city kids rent a remote shack in the wilderness to host a film soundtrack convention
Ran Man - autistic Dustin Hoffman struggles to complete his thesis on Kurosawa while on a road trip with his long-lost brother
Rare Window - wheelchair-bound James Stewart is convinced his neighbour is dealing in stolen stained glass artefacts
Steed - Keanu Reeves must keep a racehorse's pace above fifty miles an hour or else it will explode
Stray Dogs - Dustin Hoffman and Susan George are persecuted by deranged alsatians while renting a remote Cornish farmhouse
Three Days of the Condom - while on the run, CIA operative Robert Redford foolishly decides to re-use his only remaining prophylactic
Tight Club - lonely, thirtysomething males seek solace in an underground society for men with a hosiery fetish
Troy - Jeff Bridges is digitized into the mainframe of a computer program, where he encounters a failed actor from Springfield
12 Monkees - Terry Gilliam fantasy where a shrewd TV producer clones the popular sixties group to make two extra bands and enable more work to get done
28 Days Late - in a post-Apocalyptic London, Cillian Murphy is increasingly concerned that his girlfriend may be pregnant
Up in the Mir - George Clooney plays an experienced but lonely cosmonaut who begins to reassess his life while inhabiting a space station
Van Almighty - a grumpy celtic soul singer is instructed by God to build an ark, with hilarious consequences
Vanishing Pint - Barry Newman has to drive from Denver to San Francisco before someone drinks his beer
Wes - Ken Loach drama in which a working class boy, tormented by local bullies, is befriended by film director Wes Anderson
You've Got Mael - bookstore owner Meg Ryan engages in an online relationship with the members of Sparks

Sir Gallagher

Fargot- Inspirational tale of one mans struggle against dyslexia and alzhimers.

bobsoice23

The usual eejits
No country for old pervs
pervback mountain
superperv
You see where Im going with this...;)