anomalous injury game.

smegmar · 03-02-2011 2:43pm #1

Very often I notice a scratch, bruise, graze, scab or other such proof of injury that I have absolutely no clue how I came to have. I think asking boards.ie to tell me, would be alot more funny then any rational realistic guess.

So here's the game I describe my injury and the next post says how I got it. In turn they describe an injury they have and the following poster gives his opinion on how that happened, and so on so on.

Start with an easy one:

Graze on my upper left thigh

Remember go for the most hilarious answer, leave realism at the door.

mathie · 03-02-2011 2:48pm

smegmar wrote: »

Graze on my upper left thigh

You got it when you grazed your upper left thigh.

smegmar wrote: »

Remember go for the most hilarious answer, leave realism at the door.

Noted.
Thanks.

orourkeda · 03-02-2011 2:48pm

Stop shagging when youre drunk

stovelid · 03-02-2011 2:49pm

Internal bleeding.

You're going to die.

Duggy747 · 03-02-2011 2:52pm

Vicious scat orgy with shoulder-deep fisting?

pickarooney · 03-02-2011 2:52pm

smegmar wrote: »

Very often I notice a scratch, bruise, graze, scab or other such proof of injury that I have absolutely no clue how I came to have. I think asking boards.ie to tell me, would be alot more funny then any rational realistic guess.

So here's the game I describe my injury and the next post says how I got it. In turn they describe an injury they have and the following poster gives his opinion on how that happened, and so on so on.

Start with an easy one:

Graze on my upper left thigh

Remember go for the most hilarious answer, leave realism at the door.

Tell him/her to graze a little more to the left.