JUST SAW A WHALE

Rawhead

I was watching BBC news and saw a 32 stone sow giving out about the way she was treated by an ambulance crew.

She was so big that they had to load her into the back of a removals van because they couldn't fit her into a regular ambulance.

She was crying about discrimination and her feelings etc.

At what point does someone finally say STOP EATING FATTY and you will not be made feel like a freak. She claimed she had a disease and deserved to be treated with the same dignity.

My personal view is that she should be loaded into a large trailer and brought around to rural towns and villages were all the slack jawed yokels are charged €2 to peek at the monstrosity.

Is being a fat bastard a disease or a lifestyle choice?

Duggy747

The Fat threads boat left about 2 weeks ago.

Tune in next week when we abuse The Gays

Gone Drinking

<insinuate that the woman being reported was in fact Mary Harney>

<recieve thanks>

krudler

"I wash mahself with a rag on a stick"

Schism

Oh dear. This will most certainly end well.

Let me just go get my hat, I'm gonna sit and watch. :pac:

Tubsandtiles

So thats where our free cheese went....

orourkeda

So no whales then?

Angron

It's entirely the ambulance crew's fault she was too big to fit in the ambulance. Entirely their fault!

wyndham

Worth a fap? For the bbw brigade?

Kasabian

Thread title is a lie.

AnonoBoy

I just saw a dinosaur.

Also on the telly - you don't see me posting on boards about it.

















Ah sh*t.

Jesus Wept

Rawhead wrote: »

I was watching BBC news and saw a 32 stone sow giving out about the way she was treated by an ambulance crew.

She was so big that they had to load her into the back of a removals van because they couldn't fit her into a regular ambulance.

She was crying about discrimination and her feelings etc.

At what point does someone finally say STOP EATING FATTY and you will not be made feel like a freak. She claimed she had a disease and deserved to be treated with the same dignity.

My personal view is that she should be loaded into a large trailer and brought around to rural towns and villages were all the slack jawed yokels are charged €2 to peek at the monstrosity.

Is being a fat bastard a disease or a lifestyle choice?

Same question re: obnoxious

TeddyTedson

fat people are fat because they eat too much

Rawhead

I think that NAMA could make a few shillings here.

We just put blue lights and sirens on all the diggers and trucks that the builders aren't using and sell them to the NHS.

They could whizz around London scooping up the lardo's and bringing them for "treatment".

Sykk

TeddyTedson wrote: »

fat people are fat because they eat too much

Looks like we have a rocket scientist in the AH now...!

MaybeLogic

Reminds me of the joke about the two travellers fisihng in the river, when one of them shouts, "I've caught a whale, I've caught a whale.'

"Is it a blue whale or a gray whale?", asks the other.

''No Josie. It's a bicycle whale."

Pyr0

Duggy747 wrote: »

The Fat threads boat left about 2 weeks ago.

And sadly sank with all lives lost on board

Tabnabs

Good thing this wasn't posted in the Nordic forum, wouldn't have ended well
http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/whaling_harpoon_canon_and_harponer.jpg

Kasabian

OP what is your physical imperfection?
We can have a go at that.

Mint Sauce

I saw a whale....


















































In the sea. Dont hear me bragging.....




















































Ah wait.

Rawhead

Kasabian wrote: »

OP what is your physical imperfection?
We can have a go at that.

I have suffer from elephantiasis of the genitals and I'm very sensitive about it.

Kasabian

Rawhead wrote: »

I have suffer from elephantiasis of the genitals and I'm very sensitive about it.

So a good percentage of you is a bollix. Add that to the moon surface mug on you , life must be tough.

Bruthal

Rawhead wrote: »

I have suffer from elephantiasis of the genitals and I'm very sensitive about it.

At least you live up to your name:)

Rabies

this thread died when the OP lied in the thread title.
Almost every comment has been taking the piss too. So... er... ya.