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Fernando Torres

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  • 03-02-2011 1:56am
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    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,073 ✭✭✭✭


    Ten things Fernando Torres has to look forward to by joining Chelsea, and we're not sure he's properly thought this through:


    1. Introducing the missus to John Terry
    2. Getting some friendly texts from Ashley Cole
    3. Playing on the right-wing when 4-4-2 with Drogba doesn't work
    4. Watching Only Fools and Horses with 'Lamps' and the lads
    5. Getting 'Blue is the colour' tattooed on his arm
    6. Getting booed after a home draw
    7. Getting booed after a 1-0 home win
    8. Reacquainting himself with Yossi Benayoun on the Stamford Bridge treatment table
    9. Free trips on Roman's yacht
    10. At long last, a stable environment, no wacky owners, and a long-term manager firmly in place. Oh, hang on.


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