The age old queston....

UglyBolloxFace

Would you ride your brother to save your mother?

No, I wouldn't be able to, the shame alone if I actually did go along with it would make me kill myself.

Penn

No, but I'd ride your mother to save my brother. And I'm an only child.

NoDice

I think I just puked a little in my mouth.

phasers

No, no, I got a better one: Would you have sex with your mother to save your father's life?
Patrons: [wondering] Wooo, yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, like if someone had a gun to your father's head and said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'll shoot him"?
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 2: Oh, that's a tough one.
Patron 3: Hmmm.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No no wait, uh, you don't understand.
Blond: How about if someone made you have sex with your mother and father to save your own life?
Patrons: No, no, no way. No.
Patron 6: But if it was to save my mother's life, uh-I think I would have to have sex with my father.
Patron 7: Yeup.
Patron 8: Me, too.
Patron 9: Well, I think that goes without saying.
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Well actually, I'm just...talking about a son.
Patron 8: Well, personally, I would have sex with my son to save to save my mother's life. It depends, uh- how big a gun are we talkin' here?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: Uh, he doesn't have a gun.
Blond: The father doesn't have a gun?
Mr. Garrison Sr.: No! Nobody's got a gun!
Patron 3: I think if someone said, "Have sex with your mother or else I'm gonna kill your son," but he didn't have a gun, I wouldn't do it.
Patron 2: He could have a knife, though.
Patron 1: Yeah.
Patron 3: Sure.
Patron 1: Yeah, a knife.
Bartender: If a killer put a knife to my throat, and said, "Have sex with your father or else I'm gonna kill your mother while having sex with you," I would have sex with myself.

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Mr Benevolent

What a damned stupid question/thread.

Sykk

Yeah I'd make that fag spoon with me, cos I'm such a fúcking boss.

gloobag

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Would you ride your brother to save your mother?

No, I wouldn't be able to, the shame alone if I actually did go along with it would make me kill myself.

I bet you'd give your dad a blowy for a million euros though wouldn't ya? Ya durty fecker ya!

FatherLen

hur dur would you lick the inside of a toilet so you could lick the inside of a toilet?










*stupid post related to stupid thread

orourkeda

Nice incestuous thread.

bazmaiden

Are you aware I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy

flyton5

Are you really this homesick?





Evidently so....

Riddle101

bazmaiden wrote: »

Are you aware I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy

Do you then go up to one of your family members and say "I want your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle"

Interceptor

bazmaiden wrote: »

Are you aware I have a ritual called 'terminator'. I crouch in the shower in the "naked terminator" pose. With eyes closed I crouch for a minute and visualize either Arnie or the guy from the 2nd movie. I then start to hum the T2 theme. Slowly I rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me get through my day. The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It sorta ruins the fantasy

I walk around Tesco in a long overcoat and pretend to execute total strangers by shooting them point blank in the back of the head with a silenced 9mm Beretta. I don't care if their kids see me do it.

I can see how the Terminator ritual could improve my day and result in me pretending to find lots of Sarah Connors along the way. (I'm not cutting my eye out for anyone though)

OP - pics or GTFO.

'cptr

UglyBolloxFace

Why the hell are the mods allowing this thread, why hasn't it been closed, and why hasn't that sick bastard of an OP been banned?? :mad:

Oh wait

NoDice

I think you need to up your game Mr Bollox. Give'em a challenge. Give us a thread worth remembering....









*gets popcorn*

Johro

In before the em... Aw f#ck it.
Out before the brain deteriorates.