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Will be fun when Boots start selling this!

  • 01-02-2011 10:41am
    #1
    Mint Sauce
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 29,293 ✭✭✭✭


    Okay, so the article applies to UK stores, but it will probably only be a mater of time before its here.


    Wonder will they includ it in their 3 for 2 offer, condoms, the morning after pill, and this, cheapest free.


    Jeremy Kyle will be raging.


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  • #2
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Jeremy Kyle will just get a new kind of scum who don't want to pay.


  • #3
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Wow, now we need to make sure we dont leave DNA casually lying around.


  • #4
    chin_grin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,808 ✭✭✭✭chin_grin


    Pre-order maxed out in Tallaght.


    ooooooOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooo, oh yeah I deeeee-id!


  • #5
    Dr. Baltar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,252 ✭✭✭Dr. Baltar


    Joe! Joe! Hey Joe!!


  • #6
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Dear Mr.X and Miss.Y

    We have carried out the requested DNA test and we can confirm that Mr. X is the biological father of Baby Z.

    We would also like to inform you that Mr X and Miss Y are also related.

    We have not charged you for this information.

    Regards

    Boots.



    The future?


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  • #7
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    Kasabian wrote: »
    Dear Mr.X and Miss.Y

    We have carried out the requested test and we can confirm that Mr. X is the biolgical father of Baby Z.

    We would also like to inform you that Mr X and Miss Y are also related.

    Regards

    Boots.



    The future?


    I ****in knew it!


  • #8
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Dr. Baltar wrote: »
    Joe! Joe! Hey Joe!!
    Do you think with this new affordability Joe Duffy or Adrian Kennedy will draft it in as a feature on the show. Could provide great entertainment.


  • #9
    flyton5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    I presume it's a one use only job? There'll be plenty of slutsers out there who can't afford to buy 10 of them. And if they cost more than a pack of JP Blue Boots won't sell any of them...


  • #10
    AnonoBoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    Paternity Test?

    They just swab your cheek and then it tells you if you have kids or not?


  • #11
    flyton5
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,112 ✭✭✭flyton5


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Paternity Test?

    They just swab your cheek and then it tells you if you have kids or not?

    No, no, no. Pay attention. You stick it down your japs eye...


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  • #12
    Guill
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,332 ✭✭✭Guill


    flyton5 wrote: »
    No, no, no. Pay attention. You stick it down your japs eye...



    Now this could be important:

    The kid or the swab?


  • #13
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    flyton5 wrote: »
    I presume it's a one use only job? There'll be plenty of slutsers out there who can't afford to buy 10 of them. And if they cost more than a pack of JP Blue Boots won't sell any of them...

    The nympho-multi-brat mega-bundle is the one to go for.


  • #14
    strobe
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,872 ✭✭✭strobe


    Sounds like a great idea. Fair play to Boots yet again.


  • #15
    orourkeda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Guilt free sex. yay


  • #16
    pablomakaveli
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    Kind of ruins the potential fun that could be created if the mother has to give her consent as well though.


  • #17
    Mrs Garth Brooks
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,865 ✭✭✭Mrs Garth Brooks


    If the test was to be sold here and knowing this country the test will cost €100 and the lab testing €400.


  • #18
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,227 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    HardLuckWoman wrote: »
    If the test was to be sold here and knowing this country the test will cost €100 and the lab testing €400.

    ...and you'll get someone else's result, and some fathers will be paying maintenance to women they've never met, let alone slept with.


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