Ill-advised comeback?

ejmaztec

I think the Daily Mail could be right for once.

I think they look like a pair of underfed sparrows.:o

They were the sweet and sickly girl group that topped the UK charts several times in the late 90s but then disappeared without trace a few years later.
But nine years after they split, B*Witched have pulled themselves out of the 'where are they now' file and are back with a new look, a new name - and two less members.

However, their attempt to reign the pop charts once again could be set to fail before it has even started, if today's TV appearance was anything to go by.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1351397/Is-ill-advised-pop-comeback-B-Witched-twins-look-like-cheap-Lady-Gagas-attempted-chart-return.html

temply

ejmaztec wrote: »

I think the Daily Mail could be right for once.

I think they look like a pair of underfed sparrows.:o



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1351397/Is-ill-advised-pop-comeback-B-Witched-twins-look-like-cheap-Lady-Gagas-attempted-chart-return.html

You're being far too kind there - I think they look cheaply styled and trashy. They'll sink without a trace quicker than a pint of beer in Biffos hand.

JP Liz V1

Oh dear :eek:

ejmaztec

temply wrote: »

You're being far too kind there - I think they look cheaply styled and trashy. They'll sink without a trace quicker than a pint of beer in Biffos hand.

I thought that I'd restrain myself from ripping into the pair of them, it being the first post and all.:pac:

temply

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Oh dear :eek:

the hack of them in all fairness! no way jose would a stylist do that to them, I'd say came up with that smashing look themselves! lol

1966

Please Barbarella (as they're now called) ENOUGH !!!

BengaLover

AWFUL AWFUL AWFUL
Hated them first time round.

ejmaztec

1966 wrote: »

Please Barbarella (as they're now called) ENOUGH !!!

The choice of name is an insult to all things Barbarella, including both the French adult cartoon strip, and the movie that Jane Fonda made in her yoof during the 60s.

BengaLover

Whats with the incredibly long arse on the left one??

ejmaztec

BengaLover wrote: »

Whats with the incredibly long arse on the left one??

Too many wedgies.

temply

Dey do be singin' about de drugz in all now after all der liofe experiences

*buys record*

Clare Bear

JP Liz V1 wrote: »

Oh dear :eek:

Jesus! :eek: Who'd have thought they could come back any worse than B*Witched?!

I'm sure they're going to be a huge success! :P:pac:

finnegan2010

In my humble Opinion, and yes i watched them perform the other day for the first time as this new Outfit

They owned the stage!
They have the likeability factor.
And I like the fact they made the song their own.






YEAH RIGHT
COMPLETE RUBBISH THEY WERE,
But i might be persuaded to let them give me a gobble
te he

Dub Ste

Just another example of people desperate for fame,not realising that the vast majority,couldn't give a horse's flange about them.

Add them to the list of
Jordan
Peter Andre
Kerry Katona
Jedward
Twink

feel free to add :D

ejmaztec

Dub Ste wrote: »

Just another example of people desperate for fame,not realising that the vast majority,couldn't give a horse's flange about them.

Add them to the list of
Jordan
Peter Andre
Kerry Katona
Jedward
Twink

feel free to add :D

Dub Ste :D

temply

The pure state of them in all fairness. Isn't it strange that no one sat them down and told them to cop onto themselves? Cleary deluded, god love em

Degsy

At least in b*witched they had those other two halfway decent looking birds to take the bare look of them..those two by themselves are an ugly pair of munters and it clearly shows.

ejmaztec

Degsy wrote: »

At least in b*witched they had those other two halfway decent looking birds to take the bare look of them..those two by themselves are an ugly pair of munters and it clearly shows.

I was thinking that, apart from getting a good feed with a regular diet burgers and fries, the pair of them could to a Pete Burns and load up on the collagen. They couldn't get any worse.

finnegan2010

ejmaztec wrote: »

Dub Ste :D

Ejmaztec:o

ShaveTheWhales

My main question is who was asking for this? Was there anybody actually asking for a B*witched reunion? o.O Especially a reunion where they appear to be dressed as extras from the rocky horror picture show.

Asphyxia

B*witched were awesome They just look like they've come from preforming at a drag show! They look cheap and tacky :rolleyes:

MagicMarker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krQr9R8SuyI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=li9V01appq0

I was expecting worse tbh.

temply

They're a poor mans Cheeky Girls

:P

Dub Ste

ejmaztec wrote: »

Dub Ste :D

:eek::eek:

scico rocks

A right couple of mingers.....

Im Only 71Kg

they look like ex-junkie's.

temply

Can't remember where I read/heard this but anyways - apparantely they used the beat of one of their babies heart beats in one of their tracks

oh de lols

what a pair of tw*ats

Degsy

temply wrote: »

Can't remember where I read/heard this but anyways - apparantely they used the beat of one of their babies heart beats in one of their tracks

Well that'll stop the two or three perverts who might've found them attractive doing any fapping.

What a disgustingly tacky thing to do.

temply

Degsy wrote: »

Well that'll stop the two or three perverts who might've found them attractive doing any fapping.

What a disgustingly tacky thing to do.

"ahh no man ! dats mad out der & well cultured whaaaa, put it in our choons an be mad cool n all wha"